Episodes

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This week Mel and Claire come to the tough realization that they're clearly just too picky. Here is a whole buffet of amazing dating profiles to choose from. Follow along and let us know which of these eminently date-able men...

Bro, Do You Even LooksMaxx?Mel and Claire (The Salty Hoes) return to their discussion about beauty standards, focusing on the resurgence of skinny culture reminiscent of 1990s “heroin chic,” the role of expensive GLP-1/GIP-1 ...

Receipts. Proof. Timeline. Screenshots: RH of Rhode Island S1E5 Reality RecapMel and Claire (“the Salty Hoes”) recap The Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E5, “Receipts. Proof. Timeline. Screenshots." starting with the women ...

The Droopy Mic, getting off the David Bus, and the Male Laziness Epidemic.Mel and Claire (The Salty Hoes) riff on a droopy “flaccid” microphone, then trade bleakly funny dating-app stories: a man who unmatched after Mel share...

Join Mel and Claire as they recap RHoRI season 1 episode 4. The Real Housewives of Rhode Island are still reeling from the disco party slash blowup. We join the ladies as they grudgingly film on a peasant beach rather than a ...

Stripper Juice Hangover Meets Angel Woo-Woo Night Claire and Mel (“The Salty Hoes”) record on a Saturday morning after Claire hosted Mel’s bubble dogs-themed birthday party featuring “Stripper Juice,” hot dogs, and desserts f...

The Salty Hoes are back with another reality recap! Real Housewives of Rhode Island continues to be absolutely jaw-dropping television. This week, we meet Liz's special friend/alleged mobster Dino, Kelsey's other boyfriend Bi...

The Salty Hoes reunite after Mel’s vacation to wish Mel a happy birthday. Mel recaps her birthday present to herself: a scuba trip with Neptune Divers to Chuuk Lagoon, Micronesia. What happens when two professors talk about a...

Hot Men in the Wild vs. Unvaxxed Sperm Bitcoin Mel and Claire return as The Salty Hoes for a “Salty Bite” rant on online dating, with Claire declaring the apps “f@#king” awful and recommits to singlehood ... until they walk i...

Dirty Soda, True Tea, and Brigham’s Bar: A Salty Dive into the Word of Wisdom. Mel and Claire (The Salty Hoes) catch up on a spa visit with Paulina at Spa Day, praising her Moonshine Versus Milk skincare line, then pivot to M...

Men are just so logical, aren't they? They simply exist in all of their logical glory, above the fray of those pesky feminine emotions. Their stoicism and serene self-regulation is an example to us all. OR IS IT?

Are you a mom? Do you have a mom? If the answer to either question is yes, you'll want to tune in to this episode. Claire and Mel discuss birth stories, miscarriage, motherhood, grief, paranoia, raising children in and out of...

Episode Two of Real Housewives of Rhode Island (RHoRI) brings us plenty of exposition and character development. Also, many allegations of affairs! Who is and who isn't stepping out? We don't know but we are excited to find o...

Hey, are you mad as hell? Because we are. We are sick and tired of bro code, rape culture, ignorant men, and whataboutism. Join us to discuss some serious topics, including the recent uncovering of the online "rape academy". ...

Join Claire and Mel on a new adventure watching the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Have you been Real Housewife-curious? This is your chance to get in on the ground floor with a whole new cast in a new location. This one is...

Angry Men on Dating Apps: Tests, Entitlement, and Sudden Rage. Claire and Mel (the Salty Hoes) discuss the pervasive hostility they encounter from men on dating apps, aiming to understand it and also laugh at it. They are con...

Do you love the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? Do you love some or all of the ladies of MomTok? Then maybe, like us, you're not big fans of DadTok, who we wish would go away forever. Join us for the piping hot tea and hot take...

Have you ever been to an airport and marveled at all the people who seem to be experiencing their first day on Earth? Us too! Claire and Mel discuss some recent bad behavior observed out in the wild. Join us to learn about th...

Dating sucks for all of us, right? Whether you're a salty hoe or a salty bro, this process probably sometimes makes you feel like you're getting a colonoscopy sans anesthesia. What on Earth is wrong with dating, gender roles,...

Ting Ting Ting! We have an announcement to make. Join us April 10 for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Symposium at the Tanner Humanities Center. Also, tune in to hear some unhinged bios from our dating app adventures. Y...

The Salty Hoes dish about some(!) of the latest news and gossip about Layla, Jessi, and Taylor Frankie Paul. Claire and Mel also discuss some of their own experiences and how they relate to The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I...

You don't want to miss this one, folks! Claire and Mel reminisce about three awful dating experiences. The last one is a doozy -- could it be the worst date ever? Tune in to find out!

Mel and Claire, AKA the Salty Hoes, discuss delulu men’s dating app profiles. From men who swipe on everyone, overestimate their attractiveness, to bizarre bios and prompts.00:00 Welcome and Setup 00:30 What Is Delulu 01:38 A...