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Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E02: Stripper Juice
May 1, 2026

Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E02: Stripper Juice

Episode Two of Real Housewives of Rhode Island (RHoRI) brings us plenty of exposition and character development. Also, many allegations of affairs! Who is and who isn't stepping out? We don't know but we are excited to find o...

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Why Women Choose the Bear: Bro Code and Rape Academy
April 28, 2026

Why Women Choose the Bear: Bro Code and Rape Academy

Hey, are you mad as hell? Because we are. We are sick and tired of bro code, rape culture, ignorant men, and whataboutism. Join us to discuss some serious topics, including the recent uncovering of the online "rape academy". ...

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Reality Recap Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E01: Ozempic Swans
April 24, 2026

Reality Recap Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E01: Ozempic Swans

Join Claire and Mel on a new adventure watching the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Have you been Real Housewife-curious? This is your chance to get in on the ground floor with a whole new cast in a new location. This one is...

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Episode 1 of Infinity: The Bar is in Hell
April 21, 2026

Episode 1 of Infinity: The Bar is in Hell

Angry Men on Dating Apps: Tests, Entitlement, and Sudden Rage. Claire and Mel (the Salty Hoes) discuss the pervasive hostility they encounter from men on dating apps, aiming to understand it and also laugh at it. They are con...

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MomTok Update: We Hope DadTok Doesn't Survive This
April 14, 2026

MomTok Update: We Hope DadTok Doesn't Survive This

Do you love the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? Do you love some or all of the ladies of MomTok? Then maybe, like us, you're not big fans of DadTok, who we wish would go away forever. Join us for the piping hot tea and hot take...

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Salty Bite: Airport Edition
April 10, 2026

Salty Bite: Airport Edition

Have you ever been to an airport and marveled at all the people who seem to be experiencing their first day on Earth? Us too! Claire and Mel discuss some recent bad behavior observed out in the wild. Join us to learn about th...

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Dating: The Game Where We're All Losers
April 7, 2026

Dating: The Game Where We're All Losers

Dating sucks for all of us, right? Whether you're a salty hoe or a salty bro, this process probably sometimes makes you feel like you're getting a colonoscopy sans anesthesia. What on Earth is wrong with dating, gender roles,...

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Salty Bite: The Key to His Heart
April 3, 2026

Salty Bite: The Key to His Heart

Ting Ting Ting! We have an announcement to make. Join us April 10 for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Symposium at the Tanner Humanities Center. Also, tune in to hear some unhinged bios from our dating app adventures. Y...

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I Don't Know if MomTok Can Survive This...
March 31, 2026

I Don't Know if MomTok Can Survive This...

The Salty Hoes dish about some(!) of the latest news and gossip about Layla, Jessi, and Taylor Frankie Paul. Claire and Mel also discuss some of their own experiences and how they relate to The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I...

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Douchebags, Dumbasses, and Drunks
March 24, 2026

Douchebags, Dumbasses, and Drunks

You don't want to miss this one, folks! Claire and Mel reminisce about three awful dating experiences. The last one is a doozy -- could it be the worst date ever? Tune in to find out!

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Salty Bite: Delulu
March 20, 2026

Salty Bite: Delulu

Mel and Claire, AKA the Salty Hoes, discuss delulu men’s dating app profiles. From men who swipe on everyone, overestimate their attractiveness, to bizarre bios and prompts.00:00 Welcome and Setup 00:30 What Is Delulu 01:38 A...

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Two Ds for St. Paddy's, Please!
March 17, 2026

Two Ds for St. Paddy's, Please!

Happy St. Padraig's Day! Join us to learn a little more about Ireland, St. Paddy's Day, and the lovely Claire. Why should you spell St. Paddy's Day with two Ds? What should you know about visiting Ireland? Can Claire and Mel ...

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Salty Bite: Is That a Crack Pipe or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
March 13, 2026

Salty Bite: Is That a Crack Pipe or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Another amazing week trying to date in the great state of Utah! This week the Salty Hoes dive into two amazing new genres of dating app photos. Tune in to see what amazing props the men have found to pose with! Claire and Mel...

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Boob Jobs and Botox: Why is Plastic Surgery so Common in Utah?
March 10, 2026

Boob Jobs and Botox: Why is Plastic Surgery so Common in Utah?

Have you ever driven by the 89,000 billboards on the I-15 and wondered why half of them seem to be advertising plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures? Or why all the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives girlies are so hard to tell ap...

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Is Love Really Blind? Or Just Dumb?
March 6, 2026

Is Love Really Blind? Or Just Dumb?

Reality TV fans, rejoice! The Salty Hoes give their best hot takes on Season 10 of Love is Blind. Which of the men give us the ick? Which of the women are queens and which ones are pick-mes? And how does this reflect the dati...

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Massage, Magic, and The Millennial
March 3, 2026

Massage, Magic, and The Millennial

Sometimes dating is a whole garbage fire. But every now and then, something magical happens. Join Mel and Claire as they recount dating stories from the Hive and beyond. What does getting vulnerable really mean? Does it come ...

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Salty Bite: Welcome to Bummerville. Population: You
Feb. 27, 2026

Salty Bite: Welcome to Bummerville. Population: You

Is online dating just way too much fun? When you're looking for someone to date, do you prefer profiles that are a super huge bummer? Do you want to feel extra sad every time you open Tinder? If so, this episode is for you! J...

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Dispatches from the Male Loneliness Epidemic
Feb. 24, 2026

Dispatches from the Male Loneliness Epidemic

Claire and Mel discuss the State of the Pod and open up the mailbag for comments and questions from listeners. Then they dive into the so-called Male Loneliness Epidemic. Are men really more lonely than women? Why is so much ...

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Salty Bite: Body Shaming is So Hot Right Now
Feb. 20, 2026

Salty Bite: Body Shaming is So Hot Right Now

It's another Salty Bite from Mel and Claire to ease you into your weekend! The Salty Hoes dive into the magical world of the dating apps to bring you the weirdest, wildest, and most confusing profiles out there. This week: an...

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Ten Things I Hate About U(tah)
Feb. 17, 2026

Ten Things I Hate About U(tah)

10 Things We Hate About U(tah) (But Like… We Still Live Here) Mel and Claire (“the salty hoes”) record from Salt Lake City and do a Utah-themed riff on 10 Things I Hate About You. They open with personal updates: Claire tries...

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A Very Salty Valentine
Feb. 13, 2026

A Very Salty Valentine

Join Claire and Mel, the Salty Hoes, as they navigate the highs and lows of love and dating just in time for Valentine's Day. They discuss the idea of making Super Bowl Monday a holiday, share personal mishaps in their love l...

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Why You Should be Watching The Real Housewives of SLC
Feb. 10, 2026

Why You Should be Watching The Real Housewives of SLC

In this lively episode of the Salty Hoes Podcast, Mel and Claire dive into the glitzy, chaotic world of 'The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.' They reminisce about humorous past memories, discuss the colorful cast of housew...

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Salty Bite: Coffeepots and Tickets to Heaven
Feb. 5, 2026

Salty Bite: Coffeepots and Tickets to Heaven

In this Salty Bites, Mel and Claire share how some men hope to get to heaven, and what you definitely should not do with a coffee pot to get a Bumble date.

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Hoops, Heresy, and Being the Bishop's Wife: Claire's Mormon Exit Story
Feb. 3, 2026

Hoops, Heresy, and Being the Bishop's Wife: Claire's Mormon Exit Story

In this podcast episode, from 'Deep from Behind the Zion Curtain,' the Salty Hoes, Claire and Mel, discuss their experiences growing up in and leaving the LDS (Mormon) Church. They delve into Claire's personal journey, which ...

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