Real Housewives of Rhode Island RHoRI S1E3: Disco Disaster

The Salty Hoes are back with another reality recap! Real Housewives of Rhode Island continues to be absolutely jaw-dropping television. This week, we meet Liz's special friend/alleged mobster Dino, Kelsey's other boyfriend Bill, and Alicia's totally not creepy doll collection. There are a lot of them! We also have a showdown at Gerry's disco-themed birthday party and learn that going down to the seawall is the best way to prove to everyone you're not having an affair. The Ocean State continues to deliver!