Salty Bite: Hot Men in the Wild vs. Unvaxxed Sperm Bitcoin

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Hey everybody.
Welcome back to our podcast.

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My name is Mel and I'm Claire,
and together we are.

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The salty hoes.
And we're coming back at you

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with another salty bite.
I hope you're ready.

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I hope so.
We're going to dive right in.

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We are.
How you feeling about online

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dating these days, Claire?
It fucking sucks and I'm done.

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OK.
In fact, may I share an incident

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that we had this morning,
please?

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So in a moment of despise fair
last night, I was like, that's

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it.
I'm I'm not only deleting the

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apps, but I'm just committing to
singlehood like it's it's a non

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negotiable I'm I'm no longer
officially looking to date or

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for a partner.
And I was very resolute and you

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know, trying to be very positive
about, you know, you you sort of

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like deal with the grief of my
life isn't the way I thought it

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would be and all that and you
move on.

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And then so Melissa and I pre
copied this morning.

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We did as we're apartment to do
because we discovered that if we

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don't do that then we spend the
first hour of our studio time

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just shooting the shit.
Yeah, without the mics on.

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Without the mics.
On and so it it's like a a prep

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period.
That's what we say, though we

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don't actually talk about the.
Podcast No, we don't.

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Sometimes adjacent.
But we just talk about life.

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Yeah, which I guess is kind of
the.

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Podcast, I mean, some of it
could go on the podcast, but

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some of it actually can't, so.
Should not?

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Yes, for lots of litigious and
moral reasons, so it should not.

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So anyway, we walk into the
coffee shop and there's just,

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like, startlingly hot men
everywhere.

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It was startling, right?
I don't know what was happening

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this morning.
I don't.

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Know what was?
Happening.

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Where did they all crawl out
from?

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And there was a particular
table, yes, of three men who

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were, can we say, age
appropriate.

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Yeah, they were probably all
about 50, I would say 50s, yeah,

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somewhere in that range.
And Oh my God.

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Fucking hot, all three of them.
There was not like a loser in

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the bunch.
They were all like different

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looking but like all like
ridiculously hot.

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And it's like, is this the
monthly meeting of the hot guys,

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man?
Should we track this with the

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moon cycle and like figure out
like maybe this is a Thursday

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morning thing?
Maybe a?

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Note of the time.
OK.

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All right.
I got it.

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And and we'll go back and see
and.

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But even aside from the hot
table, there were hot men

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walking in everywhere.
Yeah, they were sprinkled around

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the coffee shop and I.
Was like OK is is this a sign

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that I'm to come out of spinster
hood?

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But also where are these men
hiding?

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I don't see them in everyday
life except for today.

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Except for today.
I know because we go to that

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coffee shop fairly frequently
and we've never had this

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experience.
Like I've never seen a

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collection.
No.

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And especially those 3 appeared
to be friends.

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They did.
And it's just like.

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Like wait, healthy male
friendships between hot men?

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Meeting for coffee.
Oh my God.

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And you're all hot.
And they didn't look like they

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weren't like I should be careful
how I say this phrase.

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They weren't hot Dicks.
Hot Dicks in that.

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They I mean like could use a hot
Dick or three right now.

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I mean, I'm sure.
They did, based on the rest of

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their you know, I mean, if
everything matched what we saw,

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then spectacular.
I mean it doesn't always align,

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but we can hope so.
That is true, but they they

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weren't like.
Douchey Hot no.

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If that makes sense it.
Does make sense, They all seem

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like people I would like to get
to know.

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Like fathers and and like they
would mow the lawn and, you

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know, be wholesome.
Yeah.

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They also all look like they
went to the gym.

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Oh.
Yes.

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Especially that one.
But all three of them looked

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fit.
Yes, but not like puffy fit.

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Yeah, not puffy.
Fit like they weren't ruin it.

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Yeah and also not like I skipped
leg day and all I do is like

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fucking curls and presses I
hate.

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That they were just like they
looked.

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Like sporty good.
Yeah.

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My God, I know so.
Yeah, that happened.

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Today I think that's a sign from
the universe, Claire.

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Like I'm not the woo woo person
as we all know, I know, but I

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think it is.
And maybe it's saying that like

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online dating, OK, maybe take it
or leave it if you want to like

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piece out of that for a minute.
Like that makes sense.

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Maybe it means you're meant to
meet someone in the wild.

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That, that would be delightful,
except I rarely leave the house,

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so we'll see how that.
Goes we'll drag you out more.

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Claire and I were supposed to go
to a speed dating event but

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someone AKA me was a little
bitch and pieced out of it

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because she's super jet lagged
and got like 90 minutes of sleep

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the night before so well.
That's a lovely story.

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The way I would summarize it
would be that we had a text

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conversation yesterday and I
said, Melissa Rella, it's a big

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week, so let's ditch this.
It's totally fine.

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You're very.
Sweet, so you were very kind to

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me.
There was no little bitches

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about it.
Well, it was one.

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It was me.
But you were very, very sweet

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with me.
Yeah.

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Well, you know, we just, I, I
don't know if I had a lot of

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faith in that.
That's that event we were going

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to go to.
Oh, I don't think I had any and

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but I would have, you know, been
happy to go for the lols.

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I was just like kind of
destroyed.

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Yeah, and it's, I mean, that's
that's all fun and games when

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you're feeling good.
But it it could further

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perpetuate the despair when
you're feeling shitty and you're

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just like, Oh, well, here is a
slew of.

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Undateable men, yes.
So.

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So yeah.
We missed the golfing.

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I also would have embarrassed
myself because I can't golf.

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I've been to Top Golf with, you
know, this, like I can't even

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hit the ball.
Yeah, but in a cute way.

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I don't know, I think it's cute.
It's maybe just because you love

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me.
You.

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Think it's cute?
They might be like it's.

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Normal.
I think they'd be like, oh, a

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beautiful woman who can't golf.
Let me help you, little lady.

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Let me wrap my arms around you
and show you how to swing this

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club.
Well, we all know I tried that,

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but the man was so short his
arms wouldn't fit around me.

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Oh yeah, short stick, short
stick, Maybe there's some.

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Not short stick, short arms.
Apparently too short.

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Everything.
On that note.

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Oh God.
All right, well, should we move

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on to the dumpster fire that's
online dating?

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Yes, I've got.
A few little profiles.

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To share, I always do this out.
Go ahead.

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OK, I'm going to start with this
one.

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It's very short.
All right, so this is John.

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This is a profile from Bumble.
Yeah.

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And John's About Me reads in its
entirety.

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I'm not vaccinated, won't get
vaccinated.

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OK, wow.
In and what year are we living

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that that is considered bio?
Yeah, or actually really

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socially acceptable first of
all.

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I mean like it's a.
Brag.

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Yeah, I mean, it used to be that
the opposite was true, yeah.

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That it was like, oh, that
could.

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Be I'm safe to be around because
I'm not passing on, you know,

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infectious diseases, yes.
And and again, a reminder or to

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those of you knew, like Melissa
is a literal scientist.

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So we're not, we're not going
Rogan style here on hearsay

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like.
Oh no, we're.

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We're speaking in the facts,
yes.

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I would also guess that this man
is maybe not a scientist.

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No.
Does he list his occupation?

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He does not.
Yeah, well, I'm, I'm going to

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guess he's not.
Yeah.

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I don't see, yeah, much evidence
that he might have.

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Yeah, that, that.
That's what you.

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Put in your bio.
Well, should we keep with that

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theme?
Sure.

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So apparently it's a big thing
for the man of Bumble right now.

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You know, it is.
And I actually see comments

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about vaccination quite
frequently, and it's really

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disturbing.
Yes, yeah.

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I mean, there's a few
contraindications to getting

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vaccinated, but not very many of
them.

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And you know if you have them
and one of them is not being a

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Dutch hole.
Yes, like that is probably the

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most notable.
Yeah, I mean, small sidebar,

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when I flew through Guam airport
last week, they had big signs

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out about a measles outbreak.
Yes.

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Oh yeah.
I have gotten actually several

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alerts recently of spaces I have
been in that there was a night

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break.
Oh good God.

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And to monitor symptoms.
Yeah, OK, well let's hear from

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another one of your lovely
fines.

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Great on vaccinated.
So yes, this is Larry.

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I think I always choose the name
Larry.

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I can't think of any other
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Oh, I like Larry.
And actually I like it more.

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Like on this trip there was this
woman who's like, she's super

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funny.
We totally hit it off.

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And I think somebody was like
coughing in the airport and she

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was like, OK, Typhoid Larry.
So, Typhoid, Larry?

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It's a fitting name that it's
definitely a fitting name.

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So Larry's bio, he's 50, by the
way.

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And it it sounds perky, almost.
So Larry says simple, open

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minded, positive, no drama, laid
back here looking for the same.

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So instant Eck.
Because when they're like, no

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drama, looking for the same, I'm
just like, yeah, that would be a

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left.
I don't care how attractive you

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may be that that's that's not
hot to me.

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Oh yeah.
Definitely.

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And we've talked about but
before.

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This is code for.
I don't give a shit about your

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feelings.
Please don't have them.

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No needs.
Yeah, no needs for.

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You there will be no needs in.
This I will meet none of them.

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Don't question me.
Yeah.

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Yeah, that's basically it.
So for those of you who are

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happily married and don't
understand the language of the

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single man on Bumble, we'll
translate.

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That's right.
We're interpreters.

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We're fluent now, yes.
We are, sadly so Larry goes on

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to say, not a gambler, smoker or
partier and definitely don't do

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drugs.
OK.

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It turns out Larry doesn't do
vaccinations either because one

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of his profile pictures profile
pictures which is meant to be of

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your face is actually of a sign
that says unvaxed sperm is the

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next Bitcoin.
Yes, yes and and Larry captions

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this picture with non
brainwashed please.

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God, Larry.
So I will give him credit for

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his use of the comma, but this
is also under the heading of a

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value I'd love to share with a
partner.

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Is so is Larry saying that he
wants a partner that has on vax

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sperm?
Oh, you're on the wrong app,

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Sir.
Yes, wrong app.

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Sorry Larry, but you know the
chill exterior that you try to

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provide in your bio I believe is
misleading based on your

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pictures.
I'm going to go a little further

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and say, Larry, you're an idiot.
Yeah.

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Pass on Larry.
Yeah, hard pass on Larry.

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Yeah, well, Speaking of
brainwashing, Yeah.

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So I've got a profile here from
our friend Dave.

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Dave is 40.
He is 6 foot 2.

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So that's nice.
Well done, Dave.

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Yeah, but let me read you his
entire bio.

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OK, about me, which is.
Oh well OK, I guess you can

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decide if this is really about
me or not.

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Yeah, I think tattoos and
piercings are unnecessary.

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You've been brainwashed into
thinking it cool, which mean

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you're mentally.
Weak.

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Oh, who's mentally weak here,
Dave?

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Yours misspelled.
This is also not grammatically

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correct.
A correct sentence, Dave.

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Oh dear.
Oh Dave, also, I appreciate your

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proclamation but kindly go fuck
yourself.

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If you don't like women with
tattoos and piercings, guess

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what you can do?
Go fuck.

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Yourself and also then just
don't date.

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Them, yeah.
Like does he think people are

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going to go, Oh my God, Dave let
me take them out and go get

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laser away?
Tattoo removal like OK cool.

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Then that's just that's just not
your girl.

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Yeah, just another one of these
men being like drive by shitty

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in their profile.
Mentally weak.

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You know what's weak, Dave?
Your grammar.

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Yeah.
Zing.

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Yeah.
Somehow I don't think Dave would

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care or maybe even understand
that insult.

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Yeah.
Oh my God.

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Well, Speaking of low bars, I'm
going to move on to this

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beautiful guy.
We'll call him James.

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And, you know, this is connected
to an experience I had this week

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of a, a text that I actually
shared with you because I, you

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know how it's kind of depressing
actually, because I'm sure men

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look at me now and they're like,
oh, there's that Irish girl

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again.
Yeah, who's been on here for

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years.
And this is a man that I've

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matched with multiple times.
And we actually almost did it or

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went on a diet.
Sorry, that's a bit hyperbolic,

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but like, we almost went on a
diet.

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But he, I thought I was kind of
in the safe territory given his

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age, as he's almost a decade
older than me.

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But it turns out that he had a
child in single digits.

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And I was like, no, thank you.
And you know, that's just a

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personal preference.
My stage of life, I don't have

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young children and I don't want
to be with a young child.

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At the weekend, and that's
completely fine.

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That's a valid preference.
But 51 I also.

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Somewhat question.
I mean, if he's a decade older,

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yes, I kind of question in his
judgement having a child in his

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50s.
Or sense of responsibility

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because you too, Sir, could be
fixed.

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But that's that's a whole other
that's a whole other episode.

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He shared that he was so busy.
Oh my God, so busy because he

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was.
And I quote on dad Judy and my

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instant thought was so just a
regular day then like yeah, why

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would you define it like that?
Like you're just a parent in

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your parenting.
He's one of those guys, isn't

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he, that refers to watching
their children as babysitting,

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Yes.
Or or a duty of sorts and I mean

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I don't know, but those are
typically the men that have

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their children for about 5 hours
per.

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Week, I was going to say
minimal, minimal parent time is

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what that's screaming to me and.
It's like I cannot function or

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talk to you right now because
this is really hard, but would

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be the same guys that would be
like what the fuck do women do

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all day?
Yeah, 100%, yeah.

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Yeah.
You don't have a real job.

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Yeah, exactly.
Meanwhile, Bro Chacho can't

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manage five hours right?
So it just gives me the Eck at

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this. .100%.
Oh wow, yeah, you're Oh my God,

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you're my hero.
So this guy under, I'm really

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pride of helping my mom out a
lot even though she lives far

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away.
Oh my God.

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Yeah, and you're just like, I'm
sorry, Sir, If you are pride of

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that, you, you're looking after
a family member.

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That's not convenient.
Wow.

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Yeah, amazing your.
Heart is huge.

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Jeez, that's so crazy.
What a prize.

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What a prize.
Yep, just just ick.

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Yeah, that just gives me the
ick.

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Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Nurturing is hard.

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Yeah, and I deserve an award.
Yes, I need a medal for picking

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up my kid from school once a
month.

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Yep, but meanwhile, let me
question what her mother does

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all day.
Yeah, probably bitches about

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like, child support too, Yeah.
Oh yeah, definitely.

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Yeah, but can't stand like one
day with his kids.

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Good times.
Yeah, so that that's just my

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like, rage of the week, shall we
say.

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Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.

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Well, do you want one more?
Yeah, we got time.

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Give us a.
Give us a humdinger to finish.

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OK, well, this is not a pellet
cleanser, I'll tell you that.

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All right, So this is Mr. Chase,
age 51.

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Yeah, he's still figuring out
his relationship goals.

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Oh.
Bless, right.

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I mean, because at 51 like
that's it's so you know, I can

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understand why you wouldn't have
anything figured out by then.

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Yeah, so his about me, the bio
is a little longer than the two

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I just read, and it does
actually include at least some

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of his likes and interests.
So at least a point there.

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Well done, cheese.
It's a little bit more

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grammatically correct than some
of these, but he has a weird way

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of using a comma that I don't
think I've ever seen before.

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So he'll put a word and then a
space or sometimes a double

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space and then a comma and then
immediately start the next word

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without a space.
Wow.

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Right.
Like this is a comma usage that

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I have never seen before.
In fact, it's quite interesting.

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Yeah.
OK.

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So every time there's a pause,
just imagine this comma that's

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misplaced grading on your
sensibility because it's it's

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kind of rough.
Yeah.

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OK.
So about me, beaches, Alaska,

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Santa Cruz, salt water, wine and
good food.

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Travel, motorcycles, art, dogs,
vineyards, boat, boats and more

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boats.
Space, space, period.

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We've continued the schema of
the punctuation. 2 spaces after

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every word and then a comment or
period.

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All right, next start.
Oh God, there's more.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Next paragraph.

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OK.
I mean, that's not even like

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that's barely worth reading.
At least that's sort of about

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me, right?
That's some interests.

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Well, it felt like I felt like a
little stirred at the start.

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It was almost poetic, but then I
realized it was just a list and

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he can't actually string a
sentence together, right?

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It's.
Not really a complete sentence,

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but at least it is, I presume,
something about him.

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Yeah.
Something.

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Things he likes.
Things he likes.

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OK, great.
OK, second paragraph.

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Yeah.
Are you ready for this bracing?

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Oh, buckle up, baby.
OK, thought.

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Space, Space comma action.
Space, space, comma progression.

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I just realized that's how I
should have been reading.

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These OK.
Please no quote boss women or

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other disagreeable types.
Oh, many women overestimate

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their sexual marketplace value.
Most of you on here aren't worth

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dating.
Space space comma.

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I put a picture of me and a fish
on purpose.

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Weeds out the shallow,
superficial women.

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If you're honest and aren't
running a game space space comma

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or living in a fantasy world
space space comma, HMU.

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I I am rendered without words.
Because you're so turned on

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right now.
I mean, dear God, how we've

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asked this question multiple
times.

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How many times has this worked
for you, Sir?

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Right.
What the actual fuck?

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But also, do they not understand
the aggressive nature of how

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that signs like that?
I I have so many questions.

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Right.
I think they don't understand.

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Like this is telling on
themselves.

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You're like, oh, hi, I'm a
shitty human.

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Yeah, you're.
Like I'm an aggressive shady

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good.
Right.

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Thank you for putting that right
up front so I can swipe left

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immediately right.
Tell me you're a shady,

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aggressive man without telling
me you're a shady, aggressive,

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semi literate man.
Yeah.

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And although I will give at
least one point for originality,

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because even though I think the
sentiment we've seen very, very

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often, I don't think I've ever
seen the phrase sexual

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marketplace value you in a bio
before.

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That that is slightly
impressive.

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Yeah, seems like a phrase he got
right from a manosphere podcast

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or something.
I.

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I think that those aren't his
words.

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Yeah, they they may be the words
of another that he heard and

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wrote down in his notes app
because he was like, yeah, I'm

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good one.
Use that these boss bitches

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think they are and you know, I
have to agree with Chase in

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terms of you know, this is
another episode, but you know,

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the the sort of like boss bitch
like thing I like that grates on

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me, but I think for other
reasons than Chase has yes,

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agreed.
I just don't think that he he

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would like a woman in charge or
that is smart or that could

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notice his terrible composition.
Yeah.

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Wow.
OK, amazing, right, Well.

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Maybe the men in the coffee shop
wear a sign because, you know,

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you can understand the level of
despair we feel sometimes.

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Like it's very real.
It's very real.

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Should we go back there right
now and see if they're still

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around?
Oh my God, maybe.

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Maybe it was the three knee
fights.

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Oh stop.
Oh my God.

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OK friends, if you haven't heard
of the three knee fights, we

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don't have time to explain.
Don't.

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It's a lot.
But we're going to come back to

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that and do an episode.
We are.

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Yeah, so for the for the momos
of the ECMO's right there,

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you'll you'll get the three knee
fights reference.

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But yeah.
Oh my God.

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We will expand on that at a
later time.

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Amazing.
OK, friends, on that note, we're

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going to wrap it up.
Sea salty.

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I was going to say see you soon
and stay salty.

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And it came out sea salty.
Stay sea salty.

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Sea salty lads.
All right, salty ho salty Bros.

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Take care.
Bye.

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See you in the next time.
Bye.