Episodes

In this Salty Bites, Mel and Claire share how some men hope to get to heaven, and what you definitely should not do with a coffee pot to get a Bumble date.

In this podcast episode, from 'Deep from Behind the Zion Curtain,' the Salty Hoes, Claire and Mel, discuss their experiences growing up in and leaving the LDS (Mormon) Church. They delve into Claire's personal journey, which began in Belfast, in the North of Ireland, when she discovered that the Mormon church had withheld the priesthood based on skin color.

Mel & Claire, the Salty Hoes, drop a bonus episode that's a mini salty bite! In this 10-minute, occasional feature, Mel & Claire lament that the influx of hot guys on Bumble is all because of Sundance, and that they still can't find a good local date!

In this episode of Salty Hoes, Mel and Claire dive into the wild world of men's online dating profiles from deep behind the Zion curtain. They delve into what dating app experiences they have, the hilariously questionable photo choices men make, and provide some much-needed advice for profile improvement. For added fun, Claire gets schooled in American football logos and quarterback smash-or-pass judgements, offering a delightful mix of banter and brutal honesty. Tune in for the laughter, camar...

Salty Bites: Dating Profile Disasters. In this mini bonus episode, Mel and Claire from 'The Salty Hoes' dive into hilarious and bizarre dating profiles from various dating apps. They discuss the prevalence of catfish profiles, share amusing anecdotes from the apps, and review intriguing profiles, including one featuring a mysterious diaper-wearing man. With a mix of humor and candid thoughts, this 10-15 minute episode is a lighthearted take on the challenges of online dating. 00:00 Welcome to t...

Mel & Claire, the Salty Hoes, drop a bonus episode that's a mini salty bite! In this 10-minute, occasional feature, Mel & Claire find each other hot dates using the wonder world of dating apps! Listen to find out what hot offerings they find.

The Salty Hoes Discuss Men's Hygiene (or Lack Thereof) In this lively episode of The Salty Hoes podcast, hosts Claire and Mel delve into the often neglected and taboo topic of men's hygiene. Broadcasting from Utah, they share personal anecdotes and data to discuss why some men resist using soap and other hygiene products. The conversation includes a detailed recounting of an absurd yet eye-opening news article from Esquire, in which successful men use only water to clean themselves. They also e...

The Salty Hoes: Introducing the Real Lives of Ex-Mormon Ex-Wives Podcast In the debut episode of 'The Salty Hose' podcast, co-hosts Mel and Claire, self-described ex-Mormon ex-wives, introduce themselves and share the origins of their podcast. Broadcasting from Salt Lake City, they delve into their unique backgrounds—Mel from Utah with deep Mormon roots and Claire from Belfast, in the North of Ireland, who converted to Mormonism. The duo discuss their experiences growing up in and leaving the c...

In this podcast episode, ' Deep from Behind the Zion Curtain,' the Salty Hoes, Claire and Mel, discuss their experiences growing up in and leaving the LDS (Mormon) Church. They delve into Mel's personal journey, which began with doubts at the age of 12. Mel recounts her years at Brigham Young University and gives you a whole new meaning for the bagpipes. *Trigger Warning* Discussion of sexual assault 00:00 Introduction and Catching Up 00:50 Claire's Sleep Episode 02:37 Discussing the LDS Chu...