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Two Ds for St. Paddy's, Please!
March 17, 2026

Two Ds for St. Paddy's, Please!

Happy St. Padraig's Day! Join us to learn a little more about Ireland, St. Paddy's Day, and the lovely Claire. Why should you spell St. Paddy's Day with two Ds? What should you know about visiting Ireland? Can Claire and Mel ...

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Salty Bite: Is That a Crack Pipe or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
March 13, 2026

Salty Bite: Is That a Crack Pipe or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Another amazing week trying to date in the great state of Utah! This week the Salty Hoes dive into two amazing new genres of dating app photos. Tune in to see what amazing props the men have found to pose with! Claire and Mel...

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Boob Jobs and Botox: Why is Plastic Surgery so Common in Utah?
March 10, 2026

Boob Jobs and Botox: Why is Plastic Surgery so Common in Utah?

Have you ever driven by the 89,000 billboards on the I-15 and wondered why half of them seem to be advertising plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures? Or why all the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives girlies are so hard to tell ap...

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Is Love Really Blind? Or Just Dumb?
March 6, 2026

Is Love Really Blind? Or Just Dumb?

Reality TV fans, rejoice! The Salty Hoes give their best hot takes on Season 10 of Love is Blind. Which of the men give us the ick? Which of the women are queens and which ones are pick-mes? And how does this reflect the dati...

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Massage, Magic, and The Millennial
March 3, 2026

Massage, Magic, and The Millennial

Sometimes dating is a whole garbage fire. But every now and then, something magical happens. Join Mel and Claire as they recount dating stories from the Hive and beyond. What does getting vulnerable really mean? Does it come ...

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Salty Bite: Welcome to Bummerville. Population: You
Feb. 27, 2026

Salty Bite: Welcome to Bummerville. Population: You

Is online dating just way too much fun? When you're looking for someone to date, do you prefer profiles that are a super huge bummer? Do you want to feel extra sad every time you open Tinder? If so, this episode is for you! J...

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Dispatches from the Male Loneliness Epidemic
Feb. 24, 2026

Dispatches from the Male Loneliness Epidemic

Claire and Mel discuss the State of the Pod and open up the mailbag for comments and questions from listeners. Then they dive into the so-called Male Loneliness Epidemic. Are men really more lonely than women? Why is so much ...

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Salty Bite: Body Shaming is So Hot Right Now
Feb. 20, 2026

Salty Bite: Body Shaming is So Hot Right Now

It's another Salty Bite from Mel and Claire to ease you into your weekend! The Salty Hoes dive into the magical world of the dating apps to bring you the weirdest, wildest, and most confusing profiles out there. This week: an...

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Ten Things I Hate About U(tah)
Feb. 17, 2026

Ten Things I Hate About U(tah)

10 Things We Hate About U(tah) (But Like… We Still Live Here) Mel and Claire (“the salty hoes”) record from Salt Lake City and do a Utah-themed riff on 10 Things I Hate About You. They open with personal updates: Claire tries...

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A Very Salty Valentine
Feb. 13, 2026

A Very Salty Valentine

Join Claire and Mel, the Salty Hoes, as they navigate the highs and lows of love and dating just in time for Valentine's Day. They discuss the idea of making Super Bowl Monday a holiday, share personal mishaps in their love l...

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Why You Should be Watching The Real Housewives of SLC
Feb. 10, 2026

Why You Should be Watching The Real Housewives of SLC

In this lively episode of the Salty Hoes Podcast, Mel and Claire dive into the glitzy, chaotic world of 'The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.' They reminisce about humorous past memories, discuss the colorful cast of housew...

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Salty Bite: Coffeepots and Tickets to Heaven
Feb. 5, 2026

Salty Bite: Coffeepots and Tickets to Heaven

In this Salty Bites, Mel and Claire share how some men hope to get to heaven, and what you definitely should not do with a coffee pot to get a Bumble date.

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Hoops, Heresy, and Being the Bishop's Wife: Claire's Mormon Exit Story
Feb. 3, 2026

Hoops, Heresy, and Being the Bishop's Wife: Claire's Mormon Exit Story

In this podcast episode, from 'Deep from Behind the Zion Curtain,' the Salty Hoes, Claire and Mel, discuss their experiences growing up in and leaving the LDS (Mormon) Church. They delve into Claire's personal journey, which ...

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Mini Salty Bite: Sundance
Jan. 29, 2026

Mini Salty Bite: Sundance

Mel & Claire, the Salty Hoes, drop a bonus episode that's a mini salty bite! In this 10-minute, occasional feature, Mel & Claire lament that the influx of hot guys on Bumble is all because of Sundance, and that they still can...

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Men and Their Dead Fish: A Love Story
Jan. 27, 2026

Men and Their Dead Fish: A Love Story

In this episode of Salty Hoes, Mel and Claire dive into the wild world of men's online dating profiles from deep behind the Zion curtain. They delve into what dating app experiences they have, the hilariously questionable pho...

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Mini Salty Bites: Dating Profile Disasters
Jan. 22, 2026

Mini Salty Bites: Dating Profile Disasters

Salty Bites: Dating Profile Disasters. In this mini bonus episode, Mel and Claire from 'The Salty Hoes' dive into hilarious and bizarre dating profiles from various dating apps. They discuss the prevalence of catfish profiles...

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Mini Salty Bite: Don't Ask Questions!
Jan. 15, 2026

Mini Salty Bite: Don't Ask Questions!

Mel & Claire, the Salty Hoes, drop a bonus episode that's a mini salty bite! In this 10-minute, occasional feature, Mel & Claire find each other hot dates using the wonder world of dating apps! Listen to find out what hot off...

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Episode 2: Men Who Don't Use Soap
Jan. 13, 2026

Episode 2: Men Who Don't Use Soap

The Salty Hoes Discuss Men's Hygiene (or Lack Thereof) In this lively episode of The Salty Hoes podcast, hosts Claire and Mel delve into the often neglected and taboo topic of men's hygiene. Broadcasting from Utah, they share...

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The Salty Hoes Podcast Season 1 Episode 1
Jan. 6, 2026

The Salty Hoes Podcast Season 1 Episode 1

The Salty Hoes: Introducing the Real Lives of Ex-Mormon Ex-Wives Podcast In the debut episode of 'The Salty Hose' podcast, co-hosts Mel and Claire, self-described ex-Mormon ex-wives, introduce themselves and share the origins...

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Salt, Secrets, and Mel's Mormon Exit Story
Dec. 2, 2025

Salt, Secrets, and Mel's Mormon Exit Story

In this podcast episode, ' Deep from Behind the Zion Curtain,' the Salty Hoes, Claire and Mel, discuss their experiences growing up in and leaving the LDS (Mormon) Church. They delve into Mel's personal journey, which began w...

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