May 8, 2026
Salty Bite: Moody Men
Men are just so logical, aren't they? They simply exist in all of their logical glory, above the fray of those pesky feminine emotions. Their stoicism and serene self-regulation is an example to us all. OR IS IT?
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Hello.
Hello.
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I am Claire.
I'm Mel.
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And together we are the Salty
Hoes, and we're coming back with
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a Salty Bites.
A beautiful, wondrous
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exploration of the gifts and
goodies that are right there on
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the dating apps.
I mean, those are a couple of
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words that one.
Might use.
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Well, we like to theme it and
this this time we thought that
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our theme could be feelings.
Oh, feelings.
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OK.
Oh we no, what did we say?
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Oh, moods, moods, moods.
Feelings.
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Moods.
It's all all adjacent, right?
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Two men that even have those.
I thought they were the logical
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sex.
Yeah, I'm not sure they do,
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which could explain a lot in
what we're finding on the apps.
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Oh yeah, OK.
Yeah, but it's interesting given
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that women are usually branded
Moody because there there seems
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like a lot of, shall we say,
violent swings even in just a
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short bio.
Oh, yeah.
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Well, I think that's because
somehow men have successfully
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branded anger as not a feeling.
Right?
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That's true.
So they're so logical.
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Yes.
All they do is get angry and act
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out.
But that's that's logical,
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right?
That's not an emotion.
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That's manly.
Yes.
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Yes.
It's not a mood.
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Absolutely.
Yeah.
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Well, shall we dive in?
Let's dive in.
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OK, who have?
You got that's it's giving some
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Moody vibes.
OK, well I'm going to start with
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Lucas.
Lucas is 39 pictures, fairly
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unremarkable.
His bio though, he writes about
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me.
Introverted homebody 100% not a
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serial killer.
Oh, I'm I'm already on alert.
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I just look weird undiagnosed
but pretty sure something's off
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lol.
My God.
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OK, well should we give him
points for honesty?
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I guess so, yeah, maybe that's
not quite as Moody as I was
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thinking, but I he was in a mood
when he wrote that.
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I.
Suppose, you know, I think so
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and it's it's all adjacent like,
you know, all all on our theme.
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That's wow.
OK, cool.
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Pretty fun, right?
Wow, did did you go right?
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Obviously.
I mean.
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He's not a serial killer, he
told me himself.
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Oh my God, and I'm sure he's
correct even though undiagnosed
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for something.
Wow.
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OK, what?
Have you got for me?
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Well, again, this is, this is, I
feel like mood adjacent.
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It's just, it's very violent
swings and contradictory.
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So this lovely young man is 48
years of age.
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I have a mental block about
giving them a fake name.
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I, I, I don't know what it is.
We'll call him Larry.
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That's not his name.
I think I use Larry often.
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That's OK.
They can all be Larry.
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Yeah, Larry and Larry, Larry and
Chad.
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Larry and Chad of different
ages.
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So Larry in the bio is again
prescribing what they would
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like, not anything about them.
Well I guess what you like is
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about you somehow.
So Larry is looking for someone
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fun who smells nice to take on
dates and talk dirty to when the
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time is right.
OK, I mean I do like the that he
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specifies when the time is
right, not just at any time.
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We can have points to that, but,
you know, maybe didn't need to
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specify that in a bio for a
first date.
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I don't know.
But yeah, we'll give, we'll give
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him points for that.
That that's all one sentence, by
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the way, with no punctuation, of
course.
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Hoping you actually want to be
touched.
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Yeah.
OK.
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And treated right.
So there is that.
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Part.
Well, I do want that.
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Yeah, that part would be nice.
I it it, it harms me.
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It's connected to touching
though, not just looking for
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validation for being pretty.
Oh yeah, wow.
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He sounds like that guy from
Love is Blind.
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I will not tell you that you're
pretty.
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Oh.
Yeah, right.
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As a means of control.
Yes, so there's all that, and
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then there's a little space.
New paragraph Roasting is a love
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language and I have my own.
Tools, OH.
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Yeah.
And then?
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Wow, it keeps going.
Space.
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New paragraph.
Be sweet, be kind.
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I'm confused.
Those are a lot of moods.
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Yeah, they are a lot of moods
and what I feel like I just got
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in the subtext is I am going to
roast you, AKA I'm going to
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insult you, but you better be
sweet and kind to me.
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I think that that is the subtext
that we're hearing, and Larry's
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just a little confused about his
moods and feelings.
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Larry.
Can dish it out, but he can't
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take it. 100% Wow.
Thank you, Larry.
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All right, well, I've got 1
here.
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This is a person I'm going to
call Ryan.
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Ryan is 41.
He has pictures of himself doing
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various outdoor activities.
And Ryan was in a little bit of
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a mood when he wrote this bio.
Oh, OK, So Ryan writes about me.
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Swipe left.
If you have multiple baby
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daddies you are low value.
Oh oh, judgy too.
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Wow.
Really great next paragraph.
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Serious question, do women
understand the transfer of power
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that happens after 40?
You better be good looking or
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show potential of being good
looking after 40.
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Otherwise you're a waste of my
time.
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Chances are you have nothing to
offer me.
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What?
Yeah.
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How do you even come up with
that?
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Isn't that wild?
Wow, the transference of power.
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He's a real.
Treat Oh my God, so in other
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words, you're so many things
actually.
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So he was he was just residing
in the beauty area and he sang
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over 40 that goes and you better
show potential of aging well.
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Question mark I think so EW
because your only value to me is
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your looks.
Is is Mr. Ryan hot?
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Average.
Oh, like he's.
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Not ugly, but.
A mid man.
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A mid man.
He's a mid man.
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Wow.
At least in terms of looks.
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In terms of temper, he seems
like real low.
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He's low value.
Oh.
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Yeah, that's, that's look in the
mirror there, bro.
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Wow.
OK.
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What else have you got for me?
Well again, this one just seems
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so contradictory.
I actually can't see his name or
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his age because I had a call
coming in.
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When I screenshot at this, we'll
just make up any data for this
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person.
This can be Barry, age 35.
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Barry and Terry, the Three
Stooges.
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I don't.
Believe it.
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So you know he starts off by
saying I'm a pretty happy person
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so you're like oh that's nice
unless someone messes with me
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lol.
So still keeping it light.
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I like structure, and when I get
out of my element, it bothers
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me.
Oh, so I'm thinking that Barry
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isn't as happy as he made out
that he was initially.
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Yeah, he.
Seems really rigid.
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Uh huh.
Yep and it gets better.
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I will always be honest even if
you don't like what I have to
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say.
OK, so again, going back to that
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insulting and please don't say
anything back.
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Yeah, a little asshole ish.
Mm hmm.
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And then it gets pleasant again.
OK, I'm respectful and I have a
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big heart and always try to see
the good in.
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People.
Oh.
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Except when he's telling you
your faults.
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Yeah, probably too much about
TO.
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I'm very I'm sorry.
I just have to point that out.
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I'm very open minded and try to
see things from others point of
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view like.
Wow, that's all.
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He's all over the map.
It's not adding up to me.
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It's just it's just not.
Then he tops it off after his
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dot dot dot.
Absolutely hate drama and just
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want to enjoy life and be happy.
Oh, OK.
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It's kind of all falling into
place for me now.
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Yes.
All right, this barrier,
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whoever.
Yeah.
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He's one of those men that loves
to tell you about you.
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He has many insults to share,
right?
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Like plenty of things that he
doesn't like.
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And he'll tell you about it even
if you don't like it.
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But God forbid you say 1 even
negative adjacent thing about
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him or anything else because he
doesn't want to hear it.
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He doesn't want the drama.
You know him, Yeah.
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If you were to even say I am sad
to be like, oh, the drama, yeah.
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Boy sounds like a super
supportive partner.
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I think he's he's surprised.
Yay, Barry.
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OK, cool for Barry.
Yay.
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Hey, do you do you have any more
feelings, moods guys?
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I do.
I've got one more.
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This one's a little bit
confusing, at least part of it.
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So let's call this person Sean.
OK, Sean is 44.
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He's got various pictures of
himself again and an average
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looking guy.
Yeah, he says he's looking for
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short term fun and also
specifies ethical non monogamy.
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And open.
Relationship, I know.
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It's like all the things.
All the things like any one of
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those is an immediate the swipe
left for me and somehow they
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don't cancel out and bring it
around to the right.
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But I just screenshot this
because not only of his bio but
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one of the pictures he put on
there.
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So about me Yolo.
I'm new to Tawilla, been here
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since September.
I'm not looking to waste my time
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or yours, but what I'm looking
for is very specific dot dot
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dot.
Oh, is there a list coming?
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Nope, there's nothing.
That's it, That's it, You got a
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match, I guess.
And ask what his very specific
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requirements are.
OK, right.
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I was bracing for like a list.
I mean, I I think it's probably
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weird enough he doesn't want to
put it in his bio, right?
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Although it would probably save
everyone a lot of time, despite
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his claim not to want to waste
anyone's time.
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Yeah, just put whatever fucked
up thing you're into here, Sir.
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Like so women know not to waste
their time.
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But the reason I picked this for
the moodiness episode is you
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know how some men like to put
memes in for one of their
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profile picture?
Which is odd, but yes.
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It's really weird.
Yeah.
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And look, I love memes.
I love sending them to.
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They're great.
Like, I think they're funny.
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I laugh about them all the time.
But again, a dating profile,
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it's kind of a weird.
Choice, not the place.
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Not really the place.
Yeah.
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So he has a picture of a RAM on
fire labeled Aries.
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OK so you can see like this is a
a ram like coming out of like
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the flame.
Wow Aries with some text over
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it.
It says as an Aries.
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I avoid shit because I'm afraid
of me, not you.
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Temper go from zero to prison
real fast.
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Oh, OK.
Wow, wow, wow.
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Yeah, OK.
I don't think I knew that about
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Aries.
And also, yeah, but.
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Yeah, I don't know astrology,
but I will say the stars are
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telling me to avoid this.
One, I think that yes, the stars
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should tell you to avoid that.
Wow.
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I mean, he really packed in a
lot of red flags into a very
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short amount of he really.
Did with not a lot of words.
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Yeah.
Oh my God.
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It's almost impressive.
I mean, Sean has some skills.
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He.
Does he?
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He made me real scared real
quick.
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Wow.
OK, Sean.
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Well, good luck out there.
Yeah.
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Wow.
All right.
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Well, I I don't know whether to
go for the the corpse guy or the
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man that wanted to fight me.
What do you think?
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Oh, I think we might even have
time for both.
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Shall we go for it?
Let's.
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Go for the fighting guy.
Yeah, so Speaking of moods.
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Yes.
Bro got like aggressive really
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really quite fast.
So I'm just going to I call him
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John, which was on his profile.
John.
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OK, John.
Who's 45?
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John, who's 45 and you matched
with this person.
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So this is a conversation.
So this person liked me and when
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I saw them I was like oh hot
damn.
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And then I scrolled through and
was like oh catfish.
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Pretty sure catfish because you
know sometimes when the pictures
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look very like catalogy.
A little too good to be true.
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Yeah, like they're literally cut
out of like an ad for jeans or
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something.
Like.
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And there was one of him with
his arms around two children
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with a very large, large wedding
band on also.
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So there was just red flags.
Yeah.
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All over.
And the bio, he claims to be
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pretty average white while
presenting as startlingly hot.
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OK.
You know, because these are
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pictures of like a model.
Extremely hot guy, yeah.
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One of which they have a Speedo
on with a a large pussy compared
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to the other pictures.
So another red flag.
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Not even the same person they're
stealing pictures from.
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Yes, multiple people I.
Think so All right, cool.
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And so I was like OK, you know,
just for funsies here.
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Pretty sure, but on the off
chance I could be wrong, let's
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let's match with Hot John.
So.
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Hot John, I like.
That hot John, and so initially
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he's like, oh, hi, how's your
day?
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And I was like, great, like not
a lot to work with there, John,
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but thanks.
And I was like, what do you get
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up to?
And he said something about
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going to the gym and but he hurt
his back and I said, oh, I'm so
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sorry you're poor.
We back and he came back and was
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like, are you making fun of me?
Are you making fun of me?
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Yeah, because I said, oh, you're
we back.
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So I guess it was a size thing.
Yes.
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Oh, Hot John is insecure about
his size.
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Is that what?
You're telling me something
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something like that something.
'S going on there, yeah.
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And I said, oh, no, no, like
that's it's just like a term of
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endearment, like, OK.
And he he said, whoa, that makes
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me feel better.
OK.
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And then came right in with how
long have you been divorced, 00?
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OK.
All right.
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Going there already.
Yeah, Skip the pleasantries.
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Sure.
And I said that's funny, that's
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where your head went.
So I just said that's funny
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where your head went.
And then I, I answered a long
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time ago, 10 years.
How about you assuming you're
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divorced, lol.
Oh, you know, because just
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making it light.
I mean he did have a wedding
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ring picture in one of the
photos though, so I feel like
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that's a legitimate question.
It's you know, cuz you could
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have said, oh nice wedding band
or you know when I feel like
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somebody could have said, oh old
picture, It's not that big of a.
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Deal.
No, it's an opportunity to
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explain or clarify.
Like he could have said, you
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know what?
My divorce isn't final yet.
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Or like put an old picture in I
like I'm separated or like, you
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know, whatever.
Just explain your situation like
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it's not a, it's not an attack.
No like it.
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It's.
Actually kind of a nice way to
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reference without like directly
asking I think.
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Yeah, and I I tried to make it
chokey.
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Yeah.
And then he came back again.
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Are you making fun of me?
Angry emoji?
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I'll fight you Holy.
Shit, I'll fight you.
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Yes.
Oh my God.
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I thought that that was just
such an interesting choice and
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and I'm upset because he deleted
me shortly thereafter and I
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didn't get the whole
conversation, but it went a
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little something, you know, like
he he moved to like a completely
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regular question after that.
And I said, oh, still can't get
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past that.
I'll fight you part.
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Oh, and then the next day he
texts and said are you still
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upset at the I'll fight you
part?
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Oh my.
God and I I I just I was not
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engaging anymore and then he
deleted me so I.
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OK, so I really hate when people
do that.
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Like not just men, although
usually that's who I'm
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interacting with.
Yes, when people say are you
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still mad when they have not
offered an apology?
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Or, or addressed it, yeah.
Or been like oh I was so joking
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even though I put an anger
emoji.
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But yeah.
Like I feel like it would be so
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easy to be like, oh hey, I
didn't mean anything.
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That was just a joke.
Like you can believe him or not,
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but like not addressed, not
apologized for, just are you
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still mad at me?
Yeah.
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And in the space of a couple of
sentences was like, I'll, I'll
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fight you and are you making fun
of me two times?
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That's so weird.
OK, this guy has some
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insecurities.
He's got some issues.
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This isn't someone you wanna
mess around with.
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Nope at all.
Some some mood mood problems
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there so.
He's an Aries.
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Oh God, he's a flaming ram.
Oh God, that, that is pretty
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wild.
So.
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Get some help, Sir.
Yes, get some therapy.
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Please click on the button and
talk to someone.
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So the corpse guy as we've been
referencing him.
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I'm excited.
Let's end with the corpse.
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Guy.
Yeah, we will.
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We will close out with this man
who's in his 50s.
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OK, let's call him.
There's no other names rhyme at
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this.
Point.
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But it's fine, you know, we're
not really identifying anyone
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anyway, so just let her RIP.
So Mister Man Yeah, he posted,
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which I've seen increasingly.
It was an AI picture as his
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first one where he could, I
mean, his physique is enhanced
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and I hate that you know it.
It could be you could be like,
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OK, it worth a second look.
OK, But then you notice it is
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AI.
And so I scroll through and I'm
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like, whoa, that is a very
different person on the next
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picture.
So we did include both.
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That's great.
But really everyone stop using
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AI in your profile period.
Just stop it.
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Because when they meet you in
real life, they will know, yeah.
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Like like that's worse than
using filters.
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Just stop.
Because, you know, I think it's
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always nice when you meet
somebody and you're like, oh,
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they're actually even cuter in
real life.
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Oh, it's a nice surprise.
Yes, I love that, because if
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you're.
If you're swiping in somebody
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happy and then you show up and
it's even better.
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Yeah, friggin bonus.
Wonderful.
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Amazing.
So I get to the third picture
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and this is where I become
alarmed.
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So Mr. Mann, here in his 50s, is
still figuring it out.
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Oh my God.
Bless his heart and he has a
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close up selfie of himself with
what appears to be a corpse.
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Yeah, let me see.
Oh my God, that's definitely a
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dead person.
Yeah.
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So whether I mean, so many
questions, right?
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Because he also appears to be
sitting on his couch.
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So you're kind of like, OK, you
know, this could be a couple of
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things.
It could be AI again, right?
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Like clearly he's proficient and
that, you know, looks a little
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off.
It could be a mock up of his own
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face, although the nose is
different.
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It could be a Halloween costume
mask.
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That looks like a real maybe.
That looks like a corpse though.
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Well, because how people look at
open casket funerals after
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they've been like embalmed.
There's stuff in the mouth, like
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there's a thing happening in the
mouth.
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Oh my God.
The other is, yeah, I don't like
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any of that.
I know.
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Right.
And again.
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Sorry, could it maybe be at a
Funeral Home?
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Don't they have couches there
sometimes?
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Or is it to catch?
Oh my God, did he do a selfie
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with a casket?
I think you, I mean, that's kind
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of what it looks like to me.
That could be, although he looks
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a little unkempt in the picture,
which made me feel like it was
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couch just at home, but I you
could be right.
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Well, as we know, a lot of men
go out into public having not
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groomed themselves.
For more information, see
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episode 2, Men Who Don't Use
Soap and many episodes
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thereafter.
You said that so politely.
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That was so gracious.
So I mean just either way, so
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many questions and there was no
bio but it's there was a little
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prompt perks of dating me never
boring.
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Wow, I would.
Imagine it wouldn't be I.
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Guess that isn't boring and I'm
going to call back to one more
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episode.
So we talked about people who
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pose.
Well, you talked about people
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who pose with their relatives in
the ICU with tubes coming out of
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their body.
Yeah.
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And now we've gone the distance.
We've gone the distance and we
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are posing now with a literal
corpse.
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So I think I'm gonna call this
guy.
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You didn't give him a name, but
I think we're gonna call him the
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final boss of Bummer Bill.
I love it.
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That is a title that he earned.
Yeah, and if you want more
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bummer profiles, go back to our
Welcome to Bummerville
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Population U episode.
We have no shortage of material.
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He would fit right in.
Sadly.
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Wow.
So on that note.
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On that note, yeah, wow.
OK, well, yet another amazing
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haul.
Yes, there's just so many treats
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out there.
So many.
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All right, friends, we'll come
back at you next time.
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Take care.
Take care and strengthen that
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marriage.
Bye.
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Hello.
Hello.
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I am Claire.
I'm Mel.
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And together we are the Salty
Hoes, and we're coming back with
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a Salty Bites.
A beautiful, wondrous
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exploration of the gifts and
goodies that are right there on
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the dating apps.
I mean, those are a couple of
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words that one.
Might use.
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Well, we like to theme it and
this this time we thought that
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our theme could be feelings.
Oh, feelings.
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OK.
Oh we no, what did we say?
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Oh, moods, moods, moods.
Feelings.
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Moods.
It's all all adjacent, right?
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Two men that even have those.
I thought they were the logical
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sex.
Yeah, I'm not sure they do,
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which could explain a lot in
what we're finding on the apps.
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Oh yeah, OK.
Yeah, but it's interesting given
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that women are usually branded
Moody because there there seems
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like a lot of, shall we say,
violent swings even in just a
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short bio.
Oh, yeah.
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Well, I think that's because
somehow men have successfully
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branded anger as not a feeling.
Right?
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That's true.
So they're so logical.
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Yes.
All they do is get angry and act
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out.
But that's that's logical,
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right?
That's not an emotion.
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That's manly.
Yes.
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Yes.
It's not a mood.
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Absolutely.
Yeah.
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Well, shall we dive in?
Let's dive in.
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OK, who have?
You got that's it's giving some
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Moody vibes.
OK, well I'm going to start with
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Lucas.
Lucas is 39 pictures, fairly
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unremarkable.
His bio though, he writes about
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me.
Introverted homebody 100% not a
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serial killer.
Oh, I'm I'm already on alert.
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I just look weird undiagnosed
but pretty sure something's off
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lol.
My God.
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OK, well should we give him
points for honesty?
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I guess so, yeah, maybe that's
not quite as Moody as I was
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thinking, but I he was in a mood
when he wrote that.
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I.
Suppose, you know, I think so
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and it's it's all adjacent like,
you know, all all on our theme.
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That's wow.
OK, cool.
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Pretty fun, right?
Wow, did did you go right?
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Obviously.
I mean.
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He's not a serial killer, he
told me himself.
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Oh my God, and I'm sure he's
correct even though undiagnosed
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for something.
Wow.
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OK, what?
Have you got for me?
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Well, again, this is, this is, I
feel like mood adjacent.
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It's just, it's very violent
swings and contradictory.
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So this lovely young man is 48
years of age.
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I have a mental block about
giving them a fake name.
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I, I, I don't know what it is.
We'll call him Larry.
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That's not his name.
I think I use Larry often.
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That's OK.
They can all be Larry.
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Yeah, Larry and Larry, Larry and
Chad.
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Larry and Chad of different
ages.
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So Larry in the bio is again
prescribing what they would
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like, not anything about them.
Well I guess what you like is
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about you somehow.
So Larry is looking for someone
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fun who smells nice to take on
dates and talk dirty to when the
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time is right.
OK, I mean I do like the that he
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specifies when the time is
right, not just at any time.
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We can have points to that, but,
you know, maybe didn't need to
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specify that in a bio for a
first date.
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I don't know.
But yeah, we'll give, we'll give
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him points for that.
That that's all one sentence, by
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the way, with no punctuation, of
course.
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Hoping you actually want to be
touched.
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Yeah.
OK.
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And treated right.
So there is that.
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Part.
Well, I do want that.
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Yeah, that part would be nice.
I it it, it harms me.
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It's connected to touching
though, not just looking for
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validation for being pretty.
Oh yeah, wow.
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He sounds like that guy from
Love is Blind.
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I will not tell you that you're
pretty.
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Oh.
Yeah, right.
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As a means of control.
Yes, so there's all that, and
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then there's a little space.
New paragraph Roasting is a love
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language and I have my own.
Tools, OH.
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Yeah.
And then?
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Wow, it keeps going.
Space.
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New paragraph.
Be sweet, be kind.
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I'm confused.
Those are a lot of moods.
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Yeah, they are a lot of moods
and what I feel like I just got
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in the subtext is I am going to
roast you, AKA I'm going to
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insult you, but you better be
sweet and kind to me.
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I think that that is the subtext
that we're hearing, and Larry's
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just a little confused about his
moods and feelings.
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Larry.
Can dish it out, but he can't
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take it. 100% Wow.
Thank you, Larry.
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All right, well, I've got 1
here.
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This is a person I'm going to
call Ryan.
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Ryan is 41.
He has pictures of himself doing
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various outdoor activities.
And Ryan was in a little bit of
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a mood when he wrote this bio.
Oh, OK, So Ryan writes about me.
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Swipe left.
If you have multiple baby
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daddies you are low value.
Oh oh, judgy too.
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Wow.
Really great next paragraph.
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Serious question, do women
understand the transfer of power
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that happens after 40?
You better be good looking or
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show potential of being good
looking after 40.
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Otherwise you're a waste of my
time.
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Chances are you have nothing to
offer me.
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What?
Yeah.
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How do you even come up with
that?
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Isn't that wild?
Wow, the transference of power.
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He's a real.
Treat Oh my God, so in other
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words, you're so many things
actually.
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So he was he was just residing
in the beauty area and he sang
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over 40 that goes and you better
show potential of aging well.
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Question mark I think so EW
because your only value to me is
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your looks.
Is is Mr. Ryan hot?
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Average.
Oh, like he's.
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Not ugly, but.
A mid man.
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A mid man.
He's a mid man.
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Wow.
At least in terms of looks.
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In terms of temper, he seems
like real low.
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He's low value.
Oh.
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Yeah, that's, that's look in the
mirror there, bro.
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Wow.
OK.
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What else have you got for me?
Well again, this one just seems
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so contradictory.
I actually can't see his name or
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his age because I had a call
coming in.
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When I screenshot at this, we'll
just make up any data for this
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person.
This can be Barry, age 35.
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Barry and Terry, the Three
Stooges.
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I don't.
Believe it.
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So you know he starts off by
saying I'm a pretty happy person
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so you're like oh that's nice
unless someone messes with me
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lol.
So still keeping it light.
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I like structure, and when I get
out of my element, it bothers
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me.
Oh, so I'm thinking that Barry
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isn't as happy as he made out
that he was initially.
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Yeah, he.
Seems really rigid.
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Uh huh.
Yep and it gets better.
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I will always be honest even if
you don't like what I have to
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say.
OK, so again, going back to that
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insulting and please don't say
anything back.
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Yeah, a little asshole ish.
Mm hmm.
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And then it gets pleasant again.
OK, I'm respectful and I have a
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big heart and always try to see
the good in.
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People.
Oh.
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Except when he's telling you
your faults.
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Yeah, probably too much about
TO.
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I'm very I'm sorry.
I just have to point that out.
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I'm very open minded and try to
see things from others point of
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view like.
Wow, that's all.
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He's all over the map.
It's not adding up to me.
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It's just it's just not.
Then he tops it off after his
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dot dot dot.
Absolutely hate drama and just
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want to enjoy life and be happy.
Oh, OK.
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It's kind of all falling into
place for me now.
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Yes.
All right, this barrier,
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whoever.
Yeah.
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He's one of those men that loves
to tell you about you.
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He has many insults to share,
right?
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Like plenty of things that he
doesn't like.
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And he'll tell you about it even
if you don't like it.
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But God forbid you say 1 even
negative adjacent thing about
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him or anything else because he
doesn't want to hear it.
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He doesn't want the drama.
You know him, Yeah.
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If you were to even say I am sad
to be like, oh, the drama, yeah.
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Boy sounds like a super
supportive partner.
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I think he's he's surprised.
Yay, Barry.
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OK, cool for Barry.
Yay.
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Hey, do you do you have any more
feelings, moods guys?
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I do.
I've got one more.
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This one's a little bit
confusing, at least part of it.
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So let's call this person Sean.
OK, Sean is 44.
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He's got various pictures of
himself again and an average
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looking guy.
Yeah, he says he's looking for
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short term fun and also
specifies ethical non monogamy.
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And open.
Relationship, I know.
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It's like all the things.
All the things like any one of
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those is an immediate the swipe
left for me and somehow they
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don't cancel out and bring it
around to the right.
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But I just screenshot this
because not only of his bio but
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one of the pictures he put on
there.
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So about me Yolo.
I'm new to Tawilla, been here
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since September.
I'm not looking to waste my time
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or yours, but what I'm looking
for is very specific dot dot
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dot.
Oh, is there a list coming?
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Nope, there's nothing.
That's it, That's it, You got a
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match, I guess.
And ask what his very specific
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requirements are.
OK, right.
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I was bracing for like a list.
I mean, I I think it's probably
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weird enough he doesn't want to
put it in his bio, right?
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Although it would probably save
everyone a lot of time, despite
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his claim not to want to waste
anyone's time.
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Yeah, just put whatever fucked
up thing you're into here, Sir.
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Like so women know not to waste
their time.
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But the reason I picked this for
the moodiness episode is you
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know how some men like to put
memes in for one of their
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profile picture?
Which is odd, but yes.
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It's really weird.
Yeah.
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And look, I love memes.
I love sending them to.
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They're great.
Like, I think they're funny.
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I laugh about them all the time.
But again, a dating profile,
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it's kind of a weird.
Choice, not the place.
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Not really the place.
Yeah.
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So he has a picture of a RAM on
fire labeled Aries.
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OK so you can see like this is a
a ram like coming out of like
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the flame.
Wow Aries with some text over
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it.
It says as an Aries.
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I avoid shit because I'm afraid
of me, not you.
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Temper go from zero to prison
real fast.
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Oh, OK.
Wow, wow, wow.
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Yeah, OK.
I don't think I knew that about
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Aries.
And also, yeah, but.
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Yeah, I don't know astrology,
but I will say the stars are
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telling me to avoid this.
One, I think that yes, the stars
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should tell you to avoid that.
Wow.
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I mean, he really packed in a
lot of red flags into a very
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short amount of he really.
Did with not a lot of words.
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Yeah.
Oh my God.
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It's almost impressive.
I mean, Sean has some skills.
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He.
Does he?
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He made me real scared real
quick.
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Wow.
OK, Sean.
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Well, good luck out there.
Yeah.
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Wow.
All right.
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Well, I I don't know whether to
go for the the corpse guy or the
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man that wanted to fight me.
What do you think?
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Oh, I think we might even have
time for both.
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Shall we go for it?
Let's.
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Go for the fighting guy.
Yeah, so Speaking of moods.
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Yes.
Bro got like aggressive really
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really quite fast.
So I'm just going to I call him
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John, which was on his profile.
John.
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OK, John.
Who's 45?
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John, who's 45 and you matched
with this person.
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So this is a conversation.
So this person liked me and when
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I saw them I was like oh hot
damn.
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And then I scrolled through and
was like oh catfish.
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Pretty sure catfish because you
know sometimes when the pictures
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look very like catalogy.
A little too good to be true.
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Yeah, like they're literally cut
out of like an ad for jeans or
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something.
Like.
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And there was one of him with
his arms around two children
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with a very large, large wedding
band on also.
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So there was just red flags.
Yeah.
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All over.
And the bio, he claims to be
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pretty average white while
presenting as startlingly hot.
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OK.
You know, because these are
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pictures of like a model.
Extremely hot guy, yeah.
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One of which they have a Speedo
on with a a large pussy compared
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to the other pictures.
So another red flag.
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Not even the same person they're
stealing pictures from.
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Yes, multiple people I.
Think so All right, cool.
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And so I was like OK, you know,
just for funsies here.
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Pretty sure, but on the off
chance I could be wrong, let's
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let's match with Hot John.
So.
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Hot John, I like.
That hot John, and so initially
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he's like, oh, hi, how's your
day?
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And I was like, great, like not
a lot to work with there, John,
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but thanks.
And I was like, what do you get
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up to?
And he said something about
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going to the gym and but he hurt
his back and I said, oh, I'm so
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sorry you're poor.
We back and he came back and was
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like, are you making fun of me?
Are you making fun of me?
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Yeah, because I said, oh, you're
we back.
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So I guess it was a size thing.
Yes.
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Oh, Hot John is insecure about
his size.
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Is that what?
You're telling me something
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something like that something.
'S going on there, yeah.
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And I said, oh, no, no, like
that's it's just like a term of
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endearment, like, OK.
And he he said, whoa, that makes
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me feel better.
OK.
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And then came right in with how
long have you been divorced, 00?
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OK.
All right.
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Going there already.
Yeah, Skip the pleasantries.
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Sure.
And I said that's funny, that's
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where your head went.
So I just said that's funny
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where your head went.
And then I, I answered a long
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time ago, 10 years.
How about you assuming you're
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divorced, lol.
Oh, you know, because just
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making it light.
I mean he did have a wedding
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ring picture in one of the
photos though, so I feel like
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that's a legitimate question.
It's you know, cuz you could
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have said, oh nice wedding band
or you know when I feel like
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somebody could have said, oh old
picture, It's not that big of a.
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Deal.
No, it's an opportunity to
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explain or clarify.
Like he could have said, you
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know what?
My divorce isn't final yet.
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Or like put an old picture in I
like I'm separated or like, you
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know, whatever.
Just explain your situation like
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it's not a, it's not an attack.
No like it.
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It's.
Actually kind of a nice way to
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reference without like directly
asking I think.
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Yeah, and I I tried to make it
chokey.
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Yeah.
And then he came back again.
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Are you making fun of me?
Angry emoji?
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I'll fight you Holy.
Shit, I'll fight you.
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Yes.
Oh my God.
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I thought that that was just
such an interesting choice and
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and I'm upset because he deleted
me shortly thereafter and I
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didn't get the whole
conversation, but it went a
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little something, you know, like
he he moved to like a completely
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regular question after that.
And I said, oh, still can't get
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past that.
I'll fight you part.
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Oh, and then the next day he
texts and said are you still
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upset at the I'll fight you
part?
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Oh my.
God and I I I just I was not
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engaging anymore and then he
deleted me so I.
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OK, so I really hate when people
do that.
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Like not just men, although
usually that's who I'm
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interacting with.
Yes, when people say are you
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still mad when they have not
offered an apology?
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Or, or addressed it, yeah.
Or been like oh I was so joking
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even though I put an anger
emoji.
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But yeah.
Like I feel like it would be so
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easy to be like, oh hey, I
didn't mean anything.
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That was just a joke.
Like you can believe him or not,
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but like not addressed, not
apologized for, just are you
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still mad at me?
Yeah.
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And in the space of a couple of
sentences was like, I'll, I'll
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fight you and are you making fun
of me two times?
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That's so weird.
OK, this guy has some
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insecurities.
He's got some issues.
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This isn't someone you wanna
mess around with.
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Nope at all.
Some some mood mood problems
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there so.
He's an Aries.
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Oh God, he's a flaming ram.
Oh God, that, that is pretty
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wild.
So.
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Get some help, Sir.
Yes, get some therapy.
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Please click on the button and
talk to someone.
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So the corpse guy as we've been
referencing him.
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I'm excited.
Let's end with the corpse.
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Guy.
Yeah, we will.
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We will close out with this man
who's in his 50s.
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OK, let's call him.
There's no other names rhyme at
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this.
Point.
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But it's fine, you know, we're
not really identifying anyone
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anyway, so just let her RIP.
So Mister Man Yeah, he posted,
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which I've seen increasingly.
It was an AI picture as his
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first one where he could, I
mean, his physique is enhanced
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and I hate that you know it.
It could be you could be like,
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OK, it worth a second look.
OK, But then you notice it is
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AI.
And so I scroll through and I'm
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like, whoa, that is a very
different person on the next
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picture.
So we did include both.
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That's great.
But really everyone stop using
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AI in your profile period.
Just stop it.
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Because when they meet you in
real life, they will know, yeah.
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Like like that's worse than
using filters.
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Just stop.
Because, you know, I think it's
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always nice when you meet
somebody and you're like, oh,
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they're actually even cuter in
real life.
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Oh, it's a nice surprise.
Yes, I love that, because if
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you're.
If you're swiping in somebody
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happy and then you show up and
it's even better.
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Yeah, friggin bonus.
Wonderful.
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Amazing.
So I get to the third picture
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and this is where I become
alarmed.
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So Mr. Mann, here in his 50s, is
still figuring it out.
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Oh my God.
Bless his heart and he has a
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close up selfie of himself with
what appears to be a corpse.
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Yeah, let me see.
Oh my God, that's definitely a
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dead person.
Yeah.
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So whether I mean, so many
questions, right?
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Because he also appears to be
sitting on his couch.
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So you're kind of like, OK, you
know, this could be a couple of
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things.
It could be AI again, right?
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Like clearly he's proficient and
that, you know, looks a little
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off.
It could be a mock up of his own
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face, although the nose is
different.
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It could be a Halloween costume
mask.
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That looks like a real maybe.
That looks like a corpse though.
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Well, because how people look at
open casket funerals after
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they've been like embalmed.
There's stuff in the mouth, like
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there's a thing happening in the
mouth.
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Oh my God.
The other is, yeah, I don't like
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any of that.
I know.
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Right.
And again.
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Sorry, could it maybe be at a
Funeral Home?
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Don't they have couches there
sometimes?
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Or is it to catch?
Oh my God, did he do a selfie
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with a casket?
I think you, I mean, that's kind
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of what it looks like to me.
That could be, although he looks
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a little unkempt in the picture,
which made me feel like it was
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couch just at home, but I you
could be right.
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Well, as we know, a lot of men
go out into public having not
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groomed themselves.
For more information, see
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episode 2, Men Who Don't Use
Soap and many episodes
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thereafter.
You said that so politely.
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That was so gracious.
So I mean just either way, so
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many questions and there was no
bio but it's there was a little
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prompt perks of dating me never
boring.
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Wow, I would.
Imagine it wouldn't be I.
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Guess that isn't boring and I'm
going to call back to one more
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episode.
So we talked about people who
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pose.
Well, you talked about people
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who pose with their relatives in
the ICU with tubes coming out of
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their body.
Yeah.
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And now we've gone the distance.
We've gone the distance and we
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are posing now with a literal
corpse.
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So I think I'm gonna call this
guy.
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You didn't give him a name, but
I think we're gonna call him the
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final boss of Bummer Bill.
I love it.
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That is a title that he earned.
Yeah, and if you want more
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bummer profiles, go back to our
Welcome to Bummerville
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Population U episode.
We have no shortage of material.
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He would fit right in.
Sadly.
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Wow.
So on that note.
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On that note, yeah, wow.
OK, well, yet another amazing
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haul.
Yes, there's just so many treats
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out there.
So many.
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All right, friends, we'll come
back at you next time.
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Take care.
Take care and strengthen that
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marriage.
Bye.