April 3, 2026
Salty Bite: The Key to His Heart
Ting Ting Ting! We have an announcement to make. Join us April 10 for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Symposium at the Tanner Humanities Center.
Also, tune in to hear some unhinged bios from our dating app adventures. You'll never guess what the key to Randy's heart is!
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Hey everyone, welcome back to
another salty bite.
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I'm Mel.
And I'm Claire.
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And together we are the salty
hose.
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O.
Before we get into all the
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marvelous finds we've had on the
apps this week, we want to share
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and remind you that exactly one
week from today, we have a very
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exciting and important event
coming up.
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Claire, what are we doing?
I'm so excited we are presenting
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a paper at the 1st I believe
annual, intended to be annual
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symposium on the real high
spives of Salt Lake City with
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the Tanner Humanities at the
University of Utah.
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So it is legit.
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
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I hope it is an annual
conference.
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That would be so fun.
Amazing because there's so much
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material.
Yeah, and y'all, the program is
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lit.
There are so many amazing people
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presenting from all over the
country.
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Yeah, even globally, right
aren't there, Yeah, people from
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Australia coming.
I think so, yeah.
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Yeah.
Like some really prestigious
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institutions, people are really
excited.
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Like the buzz is high, the vibes
are coming in.
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Like the vibes are awesome.
We're going to have a great
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time.
So we will be there.
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We will be presenting as the
Salty host yes, we'll be
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presenting in the morning and
tickets are free.
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So if you are free, yeah, on
April 10th, please consider
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getting a ticket and coming to
the Tanner Humanities Center at
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the University of Utah for this
event, which.
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I am so glad that to be reminded
it's a Friday because apparently
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for the past like four months
I've been believing it's on a
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Saturday, Friday the 10th.
Friday the 10th Claire, where
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can people get tickets?
They can go to Tanner Humanities
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or they could follow us on
Instagram and we will put a link
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in bio and we'll also post about
it a lot so.
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I love that even better.
So friends, if you're not
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following us on Instagram,
please go ahead and do that.
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Right now we are on Tiktok as
well and we will share the link
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so that you can get your free
tickets.
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I believe there's also bar
trivia the night before.
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There is bar trivia the night
before at Blue Jeans I believe.
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Yeah, great place.
So come have a a nice cocktail
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and participate in some Real
Housewives bar trivia on
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Thursday evening, I think.
Was that at 6:00 or 6:30 at
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something like that?
Yeah, I believe 6 to 830.
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OK, perfect.
But you should never trust me.
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For the time, yeah.
All right, we'll come at six,
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get a drink, say hi to us.
Yeah.
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It would not.
It would not do any harm to be
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1/2 hour early.
Absolutely not.
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You're like.
Claire, please start trying that
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strategy.
I'll pick you up now.
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I'm just kidding.
I'm joking.
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You know, we could travel
together.
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That would be fine.
It's it's all good.
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I'm so excited for it.
It's gonna be.
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Great.
It's gonna be great.
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Hopefully we'll see some of you
next week.
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At last I feel like salty
because something to be proud
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of.
Oh, there's plenty of things to
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be proud of.
Many of them are cancelled out
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by the things we're not very
proud of, but.
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Yeah, this is a good.
One, yeah, it's gonna be
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fantastic.
All right, So join us next week.
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We'll probably talk about it on
the podcast afterwards, but come
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if you can.
Yeah, it's gonna be a good day.
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All right, well, let's get into
our salty bites.
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Now.
We have an infinite number
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really of things to share from
the apps.
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It's always the hardest part is
really narrowing it down.
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Yeah.
Or like picking a theme or yeah,
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or just something.
I mean, there doesn't have to be
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a theme every time.
Sometimes it just feels like
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they happen naturally, right?
Like our Bummer Ville episode
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that was just, like, very
organic where we saw all these,
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like, dark things the same week.
Yeah.
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But, you know, sometimes the
theme is just.
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I can't believe they put that on
a dating app.
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It's just like, wow, yeah, too
good.
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Not.
To share, Absolutely.
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All right, Well, let's go ahead.
Claire, what do you have to
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share with us?
Well, I just find like an
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interesting trend this week.
And you know how sometimes on
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Bumble, there's like the Wii
prompts where you know, you can
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answer a little, there's a
question and they will, you
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know, provide a hopefully a, a
quirky and entertaining,
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insightful answer to these
prompts.
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But I think we both noticed that
sometimes these prompts they
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they don't make any sense.
So I just thought I would share
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a, a triple, triple fun here.
Love it of just three different
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responses to what appears to be
quite an easy prompt.
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But so I know we vibe on a date.
If so, that's.
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The prompt OK.
Pretty simple.
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I know we vibe on a date if
like, that's just it.
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Like that's just it.
Yeah.
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Another prompt of value I'd love
to share with a partner is so
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that's good.
Revealing the inner character
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like our real mind.
Plenty of ways you could go
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here, yes.
So the answer to this particular
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prompt is Bonjour.
Well, bonjour, yeah, OK.
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Hi.
You know, French that's maybe
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there.
It's an esoteric way of saying I
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would like to share my
Francophile knowledge.
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I think you're giving this
person way too much.
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Credit and this person's
possibly a bot.
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So yeah, seems like it I would
suspect.
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Yeah, well, I'll, I'll round it
off with this one.
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This one is more than one word,
so we'll give.
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Credit well for credits.
Due I'll never forget the time I
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stood up for myself.
OK, so that just was interesting
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to me.
You know, it's not particularly
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entertaining or it, but it's
just like such an interesting
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response.
Yeah, I mean, no details, first
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of all, and it sounds like there
was only one time where they
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stood up for themselves.
I just, I have so many
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questions.
Maybe again, that's the hook.
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Maybe they're like, you know,
maybe she'll ask me about this.
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But given the way men tend to
ask questions or not, that's
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probably not true.
So.
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Well, I think we know the
answer, and the answer is
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therapy, yeah.
There should be like a tab on
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bumble.
They should like.
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Partner with better help and
just be.
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Like a 10.
Percent discount.
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A little bundled subscription.
Yeah, or access to high tier
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women if you sign up for
therapy.
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Oh, man.
Well, since you shared prompts,
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I've got a profile with some a
stunning response to the Wii
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prompts.
Yeah, so I love it.
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Well, let's call this person
Randy.
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Randy is 50 years old.
OK, nice round Number.
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Old enough to know better, I'm
thinking too.
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Yeah, all right.
And Randy had two prompts that
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I'm going to share.
OK, prompt #1 the hottest thing
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you can do is dot, dot dot.
Randy says wear a little black.
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Dress our original.
Yeah, sure.
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But kind of whatever.
Sure, whatever.
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Yeah, blah.
Just don't really take that
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either way.
But then Randy follows this up
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immediately with a second
prompt, which is the key to my
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heart is dot dot dot.
You would never guess, but oh
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God, a key to Randy's heart is
yeah, 4 words, Randy writes.
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Stomach full, balls empty.
Oh dear God.
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Wow, are you?
Dry heaving in your mouth a
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little bit like I.
Can't, I can't go on.
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I'm deleting all the apps.
The fucking audacity.
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Oh my God, so Randy, I need to
feed you and drain your balls
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everyday is what I'm hearing.
So hot, Oh my God.
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I want to swipe right.
To you I want to be single
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forever.
That makes me want to be single
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forever.
Like there's just like kind of
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no words to to that.
Like how many times does this
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work for you, Randy?
I give me I always say this but
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I hope zero.
I really.
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Hope 0.
Oh, nasty.
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Yeah, my God, I feel like I've
whiplash.
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That's like.
OK, cool.
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All right.
Well, can you whip your head
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back and share something else
with us?
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I can, you know, I don't think I
can beat that in the about me
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section, but this, this one just
was so interesting to me.
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We've talked about other dating
experiences and other episodes
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and, and, and why when you're
presented with the time that you
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choose to share certain
information over others.
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And so this person, I will give
them that.
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They wrote quite substantial as
in about 7 senses, but that
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constitutes substantial I think
on the apps.
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Yeah, that's pretty.
Good.
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Yeah, for their bio.
So again, I'm going to read it
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with the the no punctuation.
So I'm taking a big breath in,
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OK?
Good luck, don't pass out.
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OK, I want a great friend.
If you're looking for
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excitement, travel, or anything
other than chill music, movie,
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nerdy fandom, please swipe left.
Period.
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Thankfully, deep breath.
I am a non partisan,
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constitutional, post liberal,
spiritual, LDS influence,
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heterosexual male.
I'm fiercely loyal and
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supportive.
I expect the same.
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What?
So I'm like, do you expect the
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whole list?
All of it.
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Because the heterosexual male,
right?
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I'm like wrong apps Sir.
Yeah, maybe uncheck the.
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Box the grinder's right there.
Go use it.
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It just, it just seemed like an
interesting combination of
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information too.
Can you read those more slowly?
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I really, I need a minute.
I want to I want to dive into
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this a little more.
So the nonpartisan so I suppose.
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That's good.
Well, maybe it depends on what
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we mean by that.
Like do we mean apolitical in
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that I don't pay attention or
care about politics?
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Because that's a red.
Flag too.
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That's a big red flag.
Or do we mean that I'm disgusted
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with both political parties,
which I am as well, one more
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than another, but but both of
them are disgusting.
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Well but then how can you
constitutional post liberal
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then?
That sounds like a position, so
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I'm confused.
Constitutional post liberal.
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Sounds like he's conservative,
yeah.
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Or libertarian.
But also post.
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Liberal used to be a Liberal,
now I'm not a Liberal.
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Yeah.
But are they, do they mean in
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like the classical sense of the
term or they like what are what
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are they?
I don't know what they mean and
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how is that not there so.
Yeah.
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Weird.
Yeah.
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Spiritual with an LDS influence.
OK.
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And and heterosexual male
looking for a heterosexual male.
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Please be the same.
As all of these things.
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Wow.
So yeah, that that was.
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Just like, that's kind of wild.
Yeah, that was like, OK, that's,
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that's quite a list, Sir.
And and I expect that.
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I don't know.
I struggle with.
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I expect the same.
You know, it depends on what
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they write.
Like sometimes if it's something
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like, you know, I'm emotionally
and financially secure, please
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be the same.
Like I get that right or
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something like that but.
It could also be inferred
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because like I feel like they're
like ordering a sandwich.
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Yeah, right.
Pickles are no.
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Pickles.
Add avocado please.
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Yeah, that'll be $4.00.
OK, like.
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We'll get to that, Sir.
We'll get to it.
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We don't.
We don't need it.
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All up front.
Oh boy.
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Beautiful.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
What have?
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You got.
Well, let's see.
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I think I'll read this one.
This is a person I'm gonna call
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Rich.
Rich is 41.
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His bio says he's looking for a
long term but open to short.
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But that's immediately
contradicted by his About Me
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bio.
Yeah, OK, so about me leaving
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where I am in a few months.
So here I am, a friend with
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benefits that comes with
attitude, tacos, power tools,
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and a cabinet stocked full of
liquor that always leads to good
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times, bad decisions, and
memories that last a lifetime.
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Oh, what a.
What a smorgasbord.
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I know, right?
Wow.
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I mean, at least I suppose that
is very affront.
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OK, so despite him saying long
term, it's clearly it's very
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clearly friends with benefits.
But I do give him credit for
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being upfront about that because
I really don't like a man that
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says I want long term but is
actually just wanting to use
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people for sex.
That and that is a thing.
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Yeah, and if that's what you
want find, but be upfront.
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Yes, don't don't like try to
sucker people in saying you're
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looking for a long term
relationship.
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All right, so at least this is
clear.
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However, the second paragraph.
Oh God, there's more.
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Oh yeah, and I think you're
going to find this oh, real fun.
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Rolling up my sleeves here, OK?
Let's All right, here we go.
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Redheads, Latinas and Hispanic
women to the front of the line.
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Oh white girls, better check
your mental illness before you
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approach me.
I there so many layers.
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OK, well, all right.
I don't.
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Have a response.
To that, I mean, it's, it's
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quite something.
I think my favorite part of that
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is, well, two favorite parts #1
redheads, yes, OK, wants
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redheads at the front of the
line.
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Redheads aren't exclusively
white women, but it's more
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likely.
Than they would be yes.
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Yes, there seems to be some
contradictions, or at least.
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Yeah, that melanocortin 1R
receptor mutation that gives you
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red hair.
It's much more prevalent in
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white population, Sir.
Yeah, now I realize you can dye
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your hair too, but of course,
you know, but.
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Yeah, it just.
It's a odd list of categories
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generally, but some of them
don't seem to work together.
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Yeah, I also like that he
distinguishes Latinas and
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Hispanic women.
Yes, two separate categories
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somehow.
Oh my goodness.
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Just wow.
Yes, my God, yes, this is, this
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is one of those salty bites
where I just leave feeling a
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little despondent where you're
just like, like, what even is
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this?
What?
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What is?
How?
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What are we doing?
What are we all doing here?
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Come on now.
Just like a little bit
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speechless, but.
Yeah, little bit.
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He was being very clear on his
preferences.
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Yep, that's.
True, I've never done that.
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Have you like listed?
You know?
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Like physical preferences I want
or like a race that I well no,
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because I don't have a
preference there.
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Well, yeah.
Or just like.
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A a criteria list.
Oh yeah, no.
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Yeah, like that.
I don't those feel like me
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things to be discovered.
I mean, you can know some things
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up ahead of time, but you know
what I mean?
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Like I feel like the.
About me is about me, right?
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Yeah, it's not about what I want
from you to be.
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That's right.
Maybe Bumble needs to add
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another section that is called a
bite you a bite me.
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Exactly.
Apparently that's how a lot of
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these men read it, though.
Cuz yeah, maybe an algorithm
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could really go to time on that.
Maybe.
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I don't know.
Yeah, good.
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Stuff that's amazing.
Well.
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Here we are again.
Here we are again.
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Here we are again.
Once again.
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No.
Dates.
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No dates.
Both of us.
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Had a hope of a date, maybe
there'll still be.
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Dates, but we'll see if they
materialize.
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Who knows, We'll keep you
posted.
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I'll share the details.
All right, well, we're going to
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sign off.
Please check out our Instagram
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and the link in bio and if you
can sign up for our event next
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week, we'd love to see you.
We would indeed have a wonderful
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weekend.
All right, we'll see you next
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time.
Bye, Bye.
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Hey everyone, welcome back to
another salty bite.
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I'm Mel.
And I'm Claire.
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And together we are the salty
hose.
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O.
Before we get into all the
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marvelous finds we've had on the
apps this week, we want to share
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and remind you that exactly one
week from today, we have a very
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exciting and important event
coming up.
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Claire, what are we doing?
I'm so excited we are presenting
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a paper at the 1st I believe
annual, intended to be annual
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symposium on the real high
spives of Salt Lake City with
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the Tanner Humanities at the
University of Utah.
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So it is legit.
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
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I hope it is an annual
conference.
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That would be so fun.
Amazing because there's so much
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material.
Yeah, and y'all, the program is
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lit.
There are so many amazing people
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presenting from all over the
country.
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Yeah, even globally, right
aren't there, Yeah, people from
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Australia coming.
I think so, yeah.
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Yeah.
Like some really prestigious
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institutions, people are really
excited.
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Like the buzz is high, the vibes
are coming in.
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Like the vibes are awesome.
We're going to have a great
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time.
So we will be there.
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We will be presenting as the
Salty host yes, we'll be
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presenting in the morning and
tickets are free.
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So if you are free, yeah, on
April 10th, please consider
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getting a ticket and coming to
the Tanner Humanities Center at
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the University of Utah for this
event, which.
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I am so glad that to be reminded
it's a Friday because apparently
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for the past like four months
I've been believing it's on a
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Saturday, Friday the 10th.
Friday the 10th Claire, where
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can people get tickets?
They can go to Tanner Humanities
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or they could follow us on
Instagram and we will put a link
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in bio and we'll also post about
it a lot so.
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I love that even better.
So friends, if you're not
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following us on Instagram,
please go ahead and do that.
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Right now we are on Tiktok as
well and we will share the link
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so that you can get your free
tickets.
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I believe there's also bar
trivia the night before.
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There is bar trivia the night
before at Blue Jeans I believe.
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Yeah, great place.
So come have a a nice cocktail
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and participate in some Real
Housewives bar trivia on
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Thursday evening, I think.
Was that at 6:00 or 6:30 at
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something like that?
Yeah, I believe 6 to 830.
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OK, perfect.
But you should never trust me.
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For the time, yeah.
All right, we'll come at six,
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get a drink, say hi to us.
Yeah.
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It would not.
It would not do any harm to be
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1/2 hour early.
Absolutely not.
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You're like.
Claire, please start trying that
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strategy.
I'll pick you up now.
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I'm just kidding.
I'm joking.
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You know, we could travel
together.
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That would be fine.
It's it's all good.
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I'm so excited for it.
It's gonna be.
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Great.
It's gonna be great.
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Hopefully we'll see some of you
next week.
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At last I feel like salty
because something to be proud
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of.
Oh, there's plenty of things to
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be proud of.
Many of them are cancelled out
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by the things we're not very
proud of, but.
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Yeah, this is a good.
One, yeah, it's gonna be
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fantastic.
All right, So join us next week.
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We'll probably talk about it on
the podcast afterwards, but come
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if you can.
Yeah, it's gonna be a good day.
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All right, well, let's get into
our salty bites.
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Now.
We have an infinite number
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really of things to share from
the apps.
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It's always the hardest part is
really narrowing it down.
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Yeah.
Or like picking a theme or yeah,
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or just something.
I mean, there doesn't have to be
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a theme every time.
Sometimes it just feels like
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they happen naturally, right?
Like our Bummer Ville episode
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that was just, like, very
organic where we saw all these,
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like, dark things the same week.
Yeah.
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But, you know, sometimes the
theme is just.
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I can't believe they put that on
a dating app.
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It's just like, wow, yeah, too
good.
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Not.
To share, Absolutely.
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All right, Well, let's go ahead.
Claire, what do you have to
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share with us?
Well, I just find like an
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interesting trend this week.
And you know how sometimes on
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Bumble, there's like the Wii
prompts where you know, you can
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answer a little, there's a
question and they will, you
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know, provide a hopefully a, a
quirky and entertaining,
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insightful answer to these
prompts.
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But I think we both noticed that
sometimes these prompts they
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they don't make any sense.
So I just thought I would share
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a, a triple, triple fun here.
Love it of just three different
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responses to what appears to be
quite an easy prompt.
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But so I know we vibe on a date.
If so, that's.
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The prompt OK.
Pretty simple.
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I know we vibe on a date if
like, that's just it.
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Like that's just it.
Yeah.
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Another prompt of value I'd love
to share with a partner is so
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that's good.
Revealing the inner character
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like our real mind.
Plenty of ways you could go
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here, yes.
So the answer to this particular
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prompt is Bonjour.
Well, bonjour, yeah, OK.
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Hi.
You know, French that's maybe
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there.
It's an esoteric way of saying I
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would like to share my
Francophile knowledge.
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I think you're giving this
person way too much.
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Credit and this person's
possibly a bot.
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So yeah, seems like it I would
suspect.
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Yeah, well, I'll, I'll round it
off with this one.
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This one is more than one word,
so we'll give.
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Credit well for credits.
Due I'll never forget the time I
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stood up for myself.
OK, so that just was interesting
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to me.
You know, it's not particularly
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entertaining or it, but it's
just like such an interesting
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response.
Yeah, I mean, no details, first
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of all, and it sounds like there
was only one time where they
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stood up for themselves.
I just, I have so many
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questions.
Maybe again, that's the hook.
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Maybe they're like, you know,
maybe she'll ask me about this.
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But given the way men tend to
ask questions or not, that's
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probably not true.
So.
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Well, I think we know the
answer, and the answer is
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therapy, yeah.
There should be like a tab on
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bumble.
They should like.
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Partner with better help and
just be.
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Like a 10.
Percent discount.
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A little bundled subscription.
Yeah, or access to high tier
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women if you sign up for
therapy.
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Oh, man.
Well, since you shared prompts,
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I've got a profile with some a
stunning response to the Wii
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prompts.
Yeah, so I love it.
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Well, let's call this person
Randy.
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Randy is 50 years old.
OK, nice round Number.
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Old enough to know better, I'm
thinking too.
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Yeah, all right.
And Randy had two prompts that
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I'm going to share.
OK, prompt #1 the hottest thing
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you can do is dot, dot dot.
Randy says wear a little black.
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Dress our original.
Yeah, sure.
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But kind of whatever.
Sure, whatever.
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Yeah, blah.
Just don't really take that
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either way.
But then Randy follows this up
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immediately with a second
prompt, which is the key to my
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heart is dot dot dot.
You would never guess, but oh
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God, a key to Randy's heart is
yeah, 4 words, Randy writes.
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Stomach full, balls empty.
Oh dear God.
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Wow, are you?
Dry heaving in your mouth a
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little bit like I.
Can't, I can't go on.
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I'm deleting all the apps.
The fucking audacity.
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Oh my God, so Randy, I need to
feed you and drain your balls
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everyday is what I'm hearing.
So hot, Oh my God.
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I want to swipe right.
To you I want to be single
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forever.
That makes me want to be single
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forever.
Like there's just like kind of
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no words to to that.
Like how many times does this
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work for you, Randy?
I give me I always say this but
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I hope zero.
I really.
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Hope 0.
Oh, nasty.
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Yeah, my God, I feel like I've
whiplash.
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That's like.
OK, cool.
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All right.
Well, can you whip your head
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back and share something else
with us?
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I can, you know, I don't think I
can beat that in the about me
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section, but this, this one just
was so interesting to me.
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We've talked about other dating
experiences and other episodes
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and, and, and why when you're
presented with the time that you
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choose to share certain
information over others.
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And so this person, I will give
them that.
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They wrote quite substantial as
in about 7 senses, but that
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constitutes substantial I think
on the apps.
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Yeah, that's pretty.
Good.
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Yeah, for their bio.
So again, I'm going to read it
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with the the no punctuation.
So I'm taking a big breath in,
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OK?
Good luck, don't pass out.
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OK, I want a great friend.
If you're looking for
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excitement, travel, or anything
other than chill music, movie,
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nerdy fandom, please swipe left.
Period.
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Thankfully, deep breath.
I am a non partisan,
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constitutional, post liberal,
spiritual, LDS influence,
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heterosexual male.
I'm fiercely loyal and
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supportive.
I expect the same.
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What?
So I'm like, do you expect the
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whole list?
All of it.
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Because the heterosexual male,
right?
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I'm like wrong apps Sir.
Yeah, maybe uncheck the.
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Box the grinder's right there.
Go use it.
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It just, it just seemed like an
interesting combination of
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information too.
Can you read those more slowly?
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I really, I need a minute.
I want to I want to dive into
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this a little more.
So the nonpartisan so I suppose.
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That's good.
Well, maybe it depends on what
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we mean by that.
Like do we mean apolitical in
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that I don't pay attention or
care about politics?
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Because that's a red.
Flag too.
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That's a big red flag.
Or do we mean that I'm disgusted
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with both political parties,
which I am as well, one more
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than another, but but both of
them are disgusting.
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Well but then how can you
constitutional post liberal
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then?
That sounds like a position, so
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I'm confused.
Constitutional post liberal.
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Sounds like he's conservative,
yeah.
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Or libertarian.
But also post.
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Liberal used to be a Liberal,
now I'm not a Liberal.
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Yeah.
But are they, do they mean in
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like the classical sense of the
term or they like what are what
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are they?
I don't know what they mean and
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how is that not there so.
Yeah.
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Weird.
Yeah.
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Spiritual with an LDS influence.
OK.
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And and heterosexual male
looking for a heterosexual male.
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Please be the same.
As all of these things.
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Wow.
So yeah, that that was.
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Just like, that's kind of wild.
Yeah, that was like, OK, that's,
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that's quite a list, Sir.
And and I expect that.
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I don't know.
I struggle with.
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I expect the same.
You know, it depends on what
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they write.
Like sometimes if it's something
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like, you know, I'm emotionally
and financially secure, please
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be the same.
Like I get that right or
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something like that but.
It could also be inferred
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because like I feel like they're
like ordering a sandwich.
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Yeah, right.
Pickles are no.
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Pickles.
Add avocado please.
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Yeah, that'll be $4.00.
OK, like.
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We'll get to that, Sir.
We'll get to it.
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We don't.
We don't need it.
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All up front.
Oh boy.
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Beautiful.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
What have?
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You got.
Well, let's see.
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I think I'll read this one.
This is a person I'm gonna call
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Rich.
Rich is 41.
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His bio says he's looking for a
long term but open to short.
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But that's immediately
contradicted by his About Me
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bio.
Yeah, OK, so about me leaving
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where I am in a few months.
So here I am, a friend with
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benefits that comes with
attitude, tacos, power tools,
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and a cabinet stocked full of
liquor that always leads to good
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times, bad decisions, and
memories that last a lifetime.
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Oh, what a.
What a smorgasbord.
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I know, right?
Wow.
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I mean, at least I suppose that
is very affront.
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OK, so despite him saying long
term, it's clearly it's very
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clearly friends with benefits.
But I do give him credit for
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being upfront about that because
I really don't like a man that
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says I want long term but is
actually just wanting to use
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people for sex.
That and that is a thing.
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Yeah, and if that's what you
want find, but be upfront.
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Yes, don't don't like try to
sucker people in saying you're
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looking for a long term
relationship.
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All right, so at least this is
clear.
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However, the second paragraph.
Oh God, there's more.
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Oh yeah, and I think you're
going to find this oh, real fun.
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Rolling up my sleeves here, OK?
Let's All right, here we go.
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Redheads, Latinas and Hispanic
women to the front of the line.
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Oh white girls, better check
your mental illness before you
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approach me.
I there so many layers.
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OK, well, all right.
I don't.
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Have a response.
To that, I mean, it's, it's
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quite something.
I think my favorite part of that
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is, well, two favorite parts #1
redheads, yes, OK, wants
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redheads at the front of the
line.
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Redheads aren't exclusively
white women, but it's more
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likely.
Than they would be yes.
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Yes, there seems to be some
contradictions, or at least.
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Yeah, that melanocortin 1R
receptor mutation that gives you
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red hair.
It's much more prevalent in
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white population, Sir.
Yeah, now I realize you can dye
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your hair too, but of course,
you know, but.
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Yeah, it just.
It's a odd list of categories
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generally, but some of them
don't seem to work together.
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Yeah, I also like that he
distinguishes Latinas and
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Hispanic women.
Yes, two separate categories
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somehow.
Oh my goodness.
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Just wow.
Yes, my God, yes, this is, this
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is one of those salty bites
where I just leave feeling a
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little despondent where you're
just like, like, what even is
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this?
What?
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What is?
How?
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What are we doing?
What are we all doing here?
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Come on now.
Just like a little bit
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speechless, but.
Yeah, little bit.
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He was being very clear on his
preferences.
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Yep, that's.
True, I've never done that.
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Have you like listed?
You know?
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Like physical preferences I want
or like a race that I well no,
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because I don't have a
preference there.
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Well, yeah.
Or just like.
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A a criteria list.
Oh yeah, no.
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Yeah, like that.
I don't those feel like me
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things to be discovered.
I mean, you can know some things
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up ahead of time, but you know
what I mean?
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Like I feel like the.
About me is about me, right?
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Yeah, it's not about what I want
from you to be.
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That's right.
Maybe Bumble needs to add
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another section that is called a
bite you a bite me.
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Exactly.
Apparently that's how a lot of
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these men read it, though.
Cuz yeah, maybe an algorithm
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could really go to time on that.
Maybe.
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I don't know.
Yeah, good.
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Stuff that's amazing.
Well.
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Here we are again.
Here we are again.
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Here we are again.
Once again.
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No.
Dates.
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No dates.
Both of us.
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Had a hope of a date, maybe
there'll still be.
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Dates, but we'll see if they
materialize.
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Who knows, We'll keep you
posted.
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I'll share the details.
All right, well, we're going to
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sign off.
Please check out our Instagram
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and the link in bio and if you
can sign up for our event next
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week, we'd love to see you.
We would indeed have a wonderful
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weekend.
All right, we'll see you next
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time.
Bye, Bye.
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Bye.