Reality Recap Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E01: Ozempic Swans

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Hey everyone, welcome back.
I'm Mel.

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And I'm.
Claire and together we are the

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salty hoe, the salty hoe salty.
I miss my cue.

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I'm just like staring at you.
Why do I do this?

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Why am I like this?
You're so captivated, 'cause we

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should be married.
I am well and you were like you

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had your hand on your leg chin
and you were like doing the

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little sexy voice.
I kind of got entranced there.

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OK, I.
Love that 'cause I feel like the

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crypt keeper today.
Oh no, you look gorgeous as.

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Always.
Boy, you're so nice, 'cause

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we've been saying in Ireland my
eyes feel like they're two

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pistols in the snow, so that's
amazing.

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I'm really glad I entrenched.
You.

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Well, I mean, to quote our
beloved Real Housewives of Salt

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Lake City, you do not look like
a trampoline with eyes.

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Well, thank.
You.

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That was such a good insult.
So random.

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They you know best.
Insults ever.

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All right, well, Speaking of
Real Housewives, we're very

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excited to bring y'all a new
series, OK?

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And maybe excited.
Not everyone will be into this.

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If it's not your cup of tea,
that's fine.

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But I would actually suggest,
maybe give this show a try

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because today we are going to be
talking about The Real

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Housewives of Rhode Island.
Oh, I'm excited for this one.

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Me too.
It it was you suggested I watch

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and within like 3 minutes I was
like Oh yeah, fully hooked.

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Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, crazy,

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right?
I first heard about Rhode

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Island, and I was like, Rhode
Island, why are we doing that?

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That seems so random, but I'm
sure everybody thought that

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about Salt Lake City, too.
So I was like, we're going to

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give this a chance.
And like, like you halfway

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through the first episode, I'm
like, oh, they've got it.

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Like the secret sauce, the
housewife secret sauce is going

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strong.
Just like Salt Lake when it

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premiered, you're like, oh hell
yeah, let's go.

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You're like, this is going to be
good.

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And maybe that maybe that's the
key to the franchise because,

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you know, after watching the
Real Housewives of Salt Lake,

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I'm not going to lie, I'm left
wanting with some of the other

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franchises.
And maybe it's more of those

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like small time.
I mean, I'm not, you know, Salt

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Lake and Rhode Island aren't
small, but they're not LA,

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they're not New York, you know,
and maybe there's more fun to be

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had in those settings.
Well, it.

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Seems like already there is.
I would say.

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Yeah, I tried to watch.
I think I mentioned it before

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the New York reboot, and it was
just kind of grim.

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I think everybody was just too
self aware.

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They were all trying to curate
their image.

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Like, we had some drama and
yelling, but none of it was none

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of it felt organic.
None of it felt natural.

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It felt like none of them
actually knew each other.

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Right.
Like it had been cast and then

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they'd all been thrown together,
but like, they weren't, like,

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really acquainted with each
other.

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And I think what Rhode Island is
bringing to the table is like,

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these are women that have known
each other or known of each

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other, like, since they were
kids.

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Yeah.
Like.

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School together, all the things.
Yeah, and they have all the dirt

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on each each other, which is
hilarious.

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So I'm excited.
It's good.

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Have you ever been to Rhode
Island?

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You know I.
Haven't and I'm just going to

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embarrass myself here and be
like I'm probably couldn't pick

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it out on a map.
Like it's the smallest one.

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Yeah, like I know general area,
but it's, it's not like a, you

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know, I must go and visit Rhode
Island someday, but actually not

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yes.
Yes, I would like to go to, you

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know, when I was in Alaska, they
kept like, we kept going on, you

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know, tours or like hearing
whatever explanations.

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And people are always like, oh,
this glacier is 3 times the size

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of Rhode Island.
So we're like, oh, this must be

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the standard unit of
measurement.

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This is a, a glacier that is 3
RI, 3 Rhode Islands.

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So that's great.
I mean, it's hilarious, but

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you're like, I don't know how
big Rhode Island is because I've

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never been there, but apparently
it's real small.

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Yeah.
And that's why I did like so

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Technical 3.
RII know right?

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Like I feel like.
Smart when I say that.

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Wait, you don't know what RI
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My God.
OK, you must be.

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Kind of dumb, yeah.
All right, well, Speaking of

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dumb, yeah, so we I just kind of
want to, I just kind of want to

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do like a recap, like an actual
recap.

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Let's just talk through episode
1 and like share our thoughts.

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I love that because I love that.
I love the words of one of our

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favorite Salt Lake house spies.
I love that.

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Yeah, I, I have watched episode
one more than once, mostly

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because I kept falling asleep,
not because it wasn't wildly

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entertaining, but I, I was just
so tired.

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But you know, there it, it takes
like a minute to get to know the

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people, yes.
The names, yes.

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And the faces, yes, because some
of them are quite difficult to.

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Distinguish Apparently there is
not a blonde person in all of

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Rhode Island because our entire
cast was brunette and some of

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them look very similar.
There.

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There's no blonde girlies there.
Yeah, it's like, remember when

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Salt Lake started and everyone
struggled to tell Lisa and

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Meredith apart at the beginning,
which now seems mental because

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now I'm like, Oh my God, they're
so different.

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Yeah, but it was like that.
But times 6 for episode one.

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Well, yeah, I mean.
Not to jump ahead of ourselves,

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two women have the same surgeon
and apparently look like twins.

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Not oh, but one of those is
actually a friend of and she is

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actually a Real Housewife of New
Jersey.

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Oh my God, that's Dolores.
But we'll get to that.

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I know.
OK, yes.

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All right, so let's let's just
start.

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Let's talk through it.
OK, so we meet Alicia first.

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OK, so we're in Providence, RI.
We meet Alicia and her fiance of

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nine years.
A long time that's.

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A long time to be engaged.
Very long time.

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Yeah.
So I feel like we're going to

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get some more information on
that, But it sounds like they

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got engaged when she got
pregnant with their child.

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Who's adorable.
So cute.

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So cute.
So, so cute.

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And their house, yeah, all the.
Houses gorge, yeah.

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Staggeringly.
Gorgeous.

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Yeah.
Pretty nice.

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And then we meet Alicia's six
aunts.

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Oh God.
Who do you remember?

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They're piled into a car
bitching nonstop about how far

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away she lives.
So my son looked it up.

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They live 15 minutes away.
It's 15 minutes from Cranston to

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Providence.
And they're trying to like, get

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her to move and everything.
And important to note, as

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they're making this drive, this
15 minute drive from Cranston to

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Providence or Providence to
Cranston, whatever, from a house

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which surely contains alcohol,
yeah, to an event where they're

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surely getting alcohol.
One of them is pulling from a.

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Flash on the car ride.
Oh my.

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God.
I'm like, I love it already.

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Yeah, you're like, I want to be
in that family, please.

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Like, they look so fun and
hilarious.

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Big Italian family.
I think there's a lot of, like,

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similarities with Italian
families and Irish families in

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terms of volume speaking.
Oh, they're loud.

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Having a wee flask in the car
maybe?

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Oh my God.
Food is like such an integral

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part.
And yeah, that gave me.

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Joy.
Oh, so much joy.

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So much joy and also the sense
of like, you know, Irish people

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do this, too, where they
leverage their not imminent

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deaths, but they'll be like, you
better get married.

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I'm getting older.
Like, I want to see you married.

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One of them was, you know,
trying to give her that line.

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And they're like, Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, and talking to her

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fiance, Billy, and like, the
whole that was funny.

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It was great.
It was a great start.

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Alicia.
We'll get into her a little bit

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more.
Already love her.

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What do you think?
She's like a little delulu.

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She says ridiculously things.
Little bit of a Ding Dong but

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like so funny.
She is just like, I don't mean

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this when people say it is an
insult.

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She's just so like basic, Oh
yeah, but not a basic bitch, but

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just like just very, you know,
she's so funny.

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You know, there's no sort of
craftiness or you know,

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malicious things.
It it just is all very on the

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surface I I feel like.
Yeah, I think she's going to be

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one of our pot stirrers, not
because she's trying to stir

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things up, but just because she
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No filter, and her ants clearly
have no filter either.

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It's clearly a family treat.
Exactly.

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All right.
So we spend some time with them

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and then we meet Liz or Queen
Elizabeth the Cannabis Queen,

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who we open in confessional with
her where she is drinking out of

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a literal chalice.
Yes.

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She she believes herself to be
the queen 100%.

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Oh my God.
I was like, I love her already.

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I'm.
I adore Liz.

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This is hilarious.
I really like her.

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Me too.
Yeah.

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She's just very straight up and
doesn't take shit but doesn't

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seem.
Super bitchy.

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She seems kind, actually.
What from what we've seen so

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far, I think, you know, I mean,
it's early days, but she seems

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like a nice person.
She seems like I want to be

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friends with her, yes, And go
over to her beautiful house on

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the water and drive around in
her dinghy with her.

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Oh my God.
So but she was driving her

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dinghy to lunch in her big
chunky shoes and she's like,

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shit my hat.
I.

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Know Oh my God, what a fucking
badass.

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I want that light.
I love her.

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I want to get in a boat and
drive to lunch.

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Yes 100% How do we get this
life?

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This is incredible.
How do we find this and walk out

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on the little jetty every
morning with our cat?

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Incredible.
Was it a cat?

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It was a cat.
Yeah, it's a Pretty Little cat.

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That wow, for me it's like, Oh
my God, places like that exist.

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Although I did actually love.
So the editors.

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Brilliant.
Yeah.

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OK.
I love the cut to her husband,

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Jerry.
I think it's Jerry.

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Jerry.
Yes, Yes.

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I'm scraping cat poop out of the
white shag carpet.

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That was amusing with this week,
gloves and everything on and

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he's like, I smelled that.
Clearly a common occurrence.

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Yes, that was.
Amazing.

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Amazing.
Very cool.

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So cool.
All right, so she drives her

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dingy.
She drives her dingy to have

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lunch with Kelsey.
Yes.

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Oh, Kelsey.
And Kelsey was a little moist,

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apparently, because she had to
watch sit on a napkin.

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Yeah, that's right.
She was a very.

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Swamp bass or something?
Yeah, I think she called this.

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Swamp bass.
So yeah.

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All right, So then we get some
back story on Kelsey, mostly

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looking at the house she lives
in, like.

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That is a large home. 16,000
square feet.

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Yep.
She mentioned that it had 79

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televisions.
My God, like how does that even

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happen I that.
Boggles my mind.

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I I can't even comprehend of 79
TVI.

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Own 1 television, mostly because
I won't have one in the bedroom.

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I'm firmly opposed to TV in the
bedroom.

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So I just have the one and
that's plenty.

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You're like, that's good.
Yeah, I'm all good.

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We can all sit around this one
TV and and yeah, I at one point

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when my kids were really little,
we didn't have any TV.

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Yeah, the thought of 79 TV's.
How do you watch them all?

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I don't understand, it stresses.
Me out a little bit honestly

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yeah cuz I'm with you like you
know like we're even in hotels

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sometimes they're in the
bathroom they're in the why yeah

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right like can you do something
can you think right sing.

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I mean, you're not going to have
them all on at the same time,

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right?
They'd be competing unless

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you're watching the same thing
and just like wandering from

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room to room.
I I just don't.

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Yeah.
How would you even keep track of

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them being turned off?
Yeah, maybe you just never turn

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them on.
Yeah, ornamental, I guess.

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Ornamental TV.
Very strange.

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Just in case.
What did you think of the house

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besides it being really big?
I liked the.

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Pool The pool was gorgeous.
The pool was.

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I mean love the pool of them.
I am like.

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Wow, love the pool.
So.

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Nice.
I thought the inside was kind of

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trash though.
I didn't like it was clearly

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expensive but like I just didn't
like it cozy.

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Yeah, it was very cold and kind
of garbage also, although also

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and although there is what looks
to be an orgy room as they were

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like flipping through.
Did you see that?

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I saw that.
There was a stripper pole.

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There was like cushioning,
cushioned alcoves with curtains

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that could be drawn, an
operative word being Cove.

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Yeah, curls.
It was an orgy room.

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Yeah, it wasn't just like a a
room for her and Herman.

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Like, you know.
There was some kind of parties.

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Go down.
I know we need to know more.

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We need to know more about that
room.

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Yes, I hope the orgy room comes
back all right, but we learned

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that Kelsey is a kept woman.
She is a kept woman.

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Yeah.
So we're 30 years old.

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Yeah, 30 years, has been with
this person for 10 years, Yeah,

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who did apparently not sign the
model release form because his

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face is blurred out in the
pictures.

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He.
Apparently doesn't want to be in

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the show.
Yeah, I mean, I could sort of

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understand it, but like also,
everyone in Rhode Island must

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know who that is.
I I would assume so just the

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connection with her and and
everybody seemed very aware of

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their unique situation.
It didn't seem like a surprise

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or a secret, right.
Kind of old things they were

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trying to hide, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

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Well, and she was very upfront
about it.

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She's like, yeah, he's in Miami
half the year with another

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person.
Yeah.

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And here I am right, like alone
in this 16,000 square foot

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house.
And I'd be lying if I said there

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wasn't a part of me that was
like.

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Like.
Maybe that that could be OK.

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Yeah, yeah.
It give me a little chuckle

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actually to hear the other women
you know, just being of of the

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Mormon former Mormon persuasion
and living in Utah when they

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were calling it polygamy.
Oh yeah, that was hilarious.

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Made me laugh.
Me too.

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You're just like, is it what?
Yeah, well.

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I mean, none of them are
married, so I would say probably

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not, yeah.
You're just like, yeah, yeah.

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But her her situation is is
interesting and and no shade,

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but she's obviously already
having some kind of unease with

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it.
Yeah, I mean, she talked about

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it, right?
Like she said she wanted to be

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in a committed relationship,
presumably with just one person,

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not multiple, and that she
wanted to have kids.

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And he was very adamant that he
wouldn't have kids.

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My son looked up who this was, I
don't remember the name, but

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said he was 23 years older than
her.

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Which would explain then why he
doesn't want kids.

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Exactly.
Which, again, no shade there,

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right?
This all seems very above board.

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Everyone understands the
expectation, but I do kind of

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love it because this tells me
there's a drama to come.

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Oh.
Yes, you're like, oh, there's so

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many directions.
This is.

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Like an untapped well of
potential drama.

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So I'm here for it.
I'm excited for me Jerry out on

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Kelsey.
I didn't dislike her.

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Didn't, you know, super like
her?

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But I was like, this could go
either way.

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Let's just see how we go.
Yeah, I wasn't super enamored

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either the way I was with.
Liz and Alicia.

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Yes, like, 'cause they were
like, OK, like, and yeah, it's

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there's no judgement on her
lifestyle.

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Or anything like that.
It's just vibes, right?

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Yeah, just vibes.
Exactly.

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Just can't tell what the vibes
are with her yet.

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That's it.
So I feel like Jerry's out.

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Yeah.
All right.

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And then so they go to lunch, we
get some exposition, pretty much

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like what I was just saying,
basically.

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Yeah.
Not too much more, I think.

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Yeah, they didn't.
Well, her lemons that.

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Oh, that's right, there's.
A lemon thing.

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Yeah.
So Liz has a real, like lemon,

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something she loves lemons,
right?

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She's always asking for extra
lemons.

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And Kelsey was picking all the
seeds out.

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Yeah, and apparently they're
live in cleaner.

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I think it's just also hired
company for her really

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apparently.
Removes all of her.

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The lemon seeds lemon seeds
because it gives her like the

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ick.
Must be nice.

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So yeah, I was just like, people
live like this, like they, they

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have #1 Lemon preferences and
also.

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Those are accommodated.
Among Us does not have lemon

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preferences.
I mean, like, I don't, I don't

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like we, we call it.
Do they say pip in America?

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Yeah, yeah, we pip, we seed.
Yeah, you know, it's it's not

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the nicest thing to slip into
your mouth, but.

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There are nicer things.
There are nicer things.

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That could slip right in.
But like, you know, it's not.

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I don't feel like I need to hire
a person to attend to that for

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me.
True, but if I had a person, I

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might ask them to take the pips
out.

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Yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah, okay, so we get

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some exposition there, like with
the lunch proceeds.

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Presumably Liz drives her dingy
back to her home and her badass

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boots.
That was so cool.

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Well, I loved that about her too
because like her hat came off

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and she was just like, okay,
whatever, there's the hat.

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And also it was kind of
refreshing because she's this

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beautiful woman, but she, she
doesn't give a lot of shits.

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You know, she's like snooting
through hair flying, you know,

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and in those kind of shows,
it's, it's refreshing.

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Yeah, loved it.
Yeah, amazing.

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Very cool.
All right, so next we meet

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Joellen.
OK, so Joellen and her husband

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at an oyster bar, and we get
some more hot Goss.

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We learn that her husband, Gary,
used to date her older sister,

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Jen, but that's Joe.
Ellen wanted him and pursued him

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and eventually married him.
Now, we don't know how serious

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this relationship between Gary
and Jen ever was.

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Like, they showed us some high
school pictures, I think.

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Yeah.
Yeah, of them back in the day.

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But yeah, I mean, you don't know
if that was just for a little

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bait, you know, or she could
potentially be a raging bitch

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that stepped in on her sister's.
Boyfriend I'm so excited to

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learn more.
I feel like we didn't really get

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a sense I mean, she didn't have
anything negative to say about

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Jen, but I I feel like we're
going to meet Jen.

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Yeah and I just.
I have so many questions.

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Yeah, You're like.
What?

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What was the truthful story
behind?

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There like how how close were
Jen and Gary, right?

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Like did they just go to prom
together?

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Was it like a little high school
thing or did they have like a

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long standing relationship that
Jo Ellen disrupted?

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Like intentionally tried to
break them up.

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Yeah, we don't know.
I can't wait to find out.

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I'm very excited about this.
How?

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How did you feel about her
generally?

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I actually loved her.
Really.

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I did.
And you know, who knows?

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Like she, this one's volatile.
This one, I think could go

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either way.
I almost felt like they were

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maybe setting her up to be the
villain, OK, Because she said

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she can be a massive bitch, but
she's not really.

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She's actually nice.
Yeah, but she can be a bitch.

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I feel like I could see that.
Yeah, that's because I wasn't

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loving her necessarily because
yeah, she kind of, she seemed a

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little catty.
Yeah, she's.

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Spicy.
She's spicy, which I can

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completely respect depending on
how you know how it comes out.

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Yeah.
And she seems to be 1 of only a

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couple of them that also sort of
independently has her own job

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and like.
Yes, that's right.

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Something to do with aesthetics
like beauty procedures.

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And stuff equipment.
Yeah, that's right.

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I think she's like basically
like.

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Like a medical.
Device Rep off the beauty world

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yeah, kind of a situation so she
seems to take that very.

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Serious.
She seems like she's good at it.

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Yeah, and whatever work she's
done is good.

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She looks great.
Yeah.

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Yeah, she's scored her hair.
Especially not when they're

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writing a bite.
But they go to the Wii like, you

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know where they're doing, like
the interview with them.

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00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,520
Yeah, I'm just like.
Jesus, how?

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00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,800
How did it get like that?
Like it's just like sweeping.

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Beautiful.
With not a.

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Stray hair, like I did.
Please.

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It's like, yeah.
Did you wake up like that?

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I know, right?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
She's gorgeous.

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I'm excited to hear more.
And we already, like, hear that

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she doesn't like Rosie.
So she tells her husband that

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she and Rosie, like, have this
little thing.

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So yeah, we have our first feud
happening.

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It's only episode 1.
Here we go.

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Want to watch there?
Yeah, yeah.

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So that's like a perfect entree
to meeting Rosie.

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00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:55,080
OK, so Rosie is our former local
newscaster, right?

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So she was the one that said
like, if someone doesn't say

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that my grandpa loves you, then
it's a bad day.

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00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,640
That was hilarious.
Yeah, that that's like your role

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00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,440
in life.
And all her friends are like, Oh

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00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,000
yeah, my dad had a crush in you
or my grandpa had a crush in you

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00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,400
and yeah, amazing.
So cool.

431
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Yeah.
Little local celeb there.

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00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,840
Yeah, exactly.
But it sounds like she's not

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doing that anymore.
She is doing her own like little

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lifestyle show that she's maybe
producing herself.

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00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,640
So sounds good.
No shade there.

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She's married.
She's been married for a year to

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someone who she describes as not
a Frank Sinatra impersonator.

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00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,680
That was hilarious.
She's like, yeah, he does a lot

439
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:40,920
of things, one of which is, you
know, his little Sinatra

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performances.
And you're just like, oh.

441
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,120
OK, OK, so this is interesting.
I'm not.

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I'm not bored.
I want to learn more about this.

443
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Yeah.
And so, you know, I think

444
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there's some some stories there,
just kind of a sidebar

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observation, Rosie and Alicia
with those.

446
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,760
Pink Exercise.
Oh yes, yes, let's talk about

447
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,480
that, because this was probably
my favorite scene of the whole

448
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first episode.
I don't know.

449
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Like what it?
What does it?

450
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Do I don't know I I'm I would
like to call it Prancer sized.

451
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It it just felt like the most
middle-aged white lady thing

452
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I've ever.
Seen.

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Oh my God, it was ridiculous.
Because they started citing like

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lymphatic drainage or something.
Oh, for fuck's sake.

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00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,680
I know you're like that.
You're like, but really, I don't

456
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,200
know.
That's not Wow.

457
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,440
Yeah.
Yeah.

458
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,000
So, you know, they have, like,
this little conversation about

459
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,640
Joellen, but whatever.
I was completely distracted by

460
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,280
them trying to identify a bird
in the water.

461
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,760
Do you remember that?
OK.

462
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:55,440
So they variously described it
as a long stemmed bird, which I

463
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,840
love.
Is absolutely amazing.

464
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,840
All right, Alicia, who's
definitely in my top 2.

465
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,640
Yeah.
Who asks?

466
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,120
Is that a fucking ostrich?
Is that I hilarious?

467
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,600
Had to pause and laugh for like
5 minutes.

468
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,080
Just your local.
Rhode Island ostrich in the

469
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,320
lake.
Oh my God, y'all if you haven't

470
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,520
seen this episode, it's a great
blue Heron.

471
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:25,240
OK, Very common in all over
early America, right?

472
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,640
Like very recognizable, not a
difficult bird to identify.

473
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,880
She's lived there her whole life
and her question is, is that a

474
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,800
fucking ostrich?
Like what?

475
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,080
And so then they decide that
it's perhaps a swan on Ozempic

476
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,200
that.
Is hilarious.

477
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:51,760
Just two girlies I on their pink
rocket shoes, whatever those

478
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,760
are.
Answer size Trying to identify a

479
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,280
bird.
Oh my God, how do we get this?

480
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,360
Life.
You know what?

481
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,640
I don't know.
But like, this show is already a

482
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,080
gift.
It keeps on giving.

483
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,280
It's such a gift.
We're 15 minutes in Episode 1 at

484
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,440
this stage.
Incredible.

485
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,920
We're not incredible through the
whole episode.

486
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,440
And there was so much.
There was so much.

487
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,520
I know we have to go fast.
But like this is it was wild.

488
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,920
I loved this episode so much So,
so fun.

489
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,200
Yes all right, so then after the
prancer size right, so we get

490
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,160
the back story right.
Rosie doesn't like Joelle Ellen.

491
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,280
Jo Ellen doesn't like Rosie.
So we have our little conflict

492
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,000
there.
Yeah.

493
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,520
And then Rosie throws this
picnic party, right?

494
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,000
She's like, featuring some local
charcuterie company or something

495
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,840
and then invites, yeah, some of
the girls over for a picnic.

496
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,640
So we have Rosie, we have
Joellen, we have Alicia, and

497
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,840
then we have Ashley.
OK, so we haven't met Ashley

498
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,400
yet, right?
This is our first time.

499
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,640
Ashley is new to Rhode Island.
She seems just happy to be

500
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,600
there.
And I think her function so far

501
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,800
is to be like the wide eyed one
that people explain things to

502
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,280
because she's from outside.
Yeah.

503
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,520
And well, I guess she's not
younger than all of them because

504
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:11,120
Kelsey's younger than her.
But she's almost got like, Oh my

505
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,760
God, why have I forgotten her
name?

506
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,400
The the one that came in and
destroyed everything in The Real

507
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,440
Housewives of Salt Lake?
Monica.

508
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,880
Monica.
Oh, Monica.

509
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,400
Because it seems like she's sort
of not on the same financial

510
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:29,640
level or, I don't know, there's
like a a slight outsider vibe.

511
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,920
Yes.
Beyond just not being from

512
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:32,680
there.
Yeah.

513
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,640
That she's somehow not like the
others in a way that we don't

514
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,880
really know yet.
Right.

515
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,680
Yeah, I think that's right.
She maybe, I don't know her back

516
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,120
story really, but it seems like
maybe she doesn't come from

517
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,120
money like some of the rest of
them do.

518
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,360
She has it like, so she's an
influencer and this is not her

519
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,520
first reality show, right so.
Bachelor in Paradise.

520
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,240
Bachelor in Paradise, which I've
never watched, actually, but I

521
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,680
might have to go back and watch
her season just to see.

522
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,520
We should.
We should, I guess.

523
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,840
She was known for crying a lot.
Really.

524
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,280
Yeah.
But she did end up with, what is

525
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,600
her husband's name, Coffee shop
guy.

526
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,240
Coffee shop guy.
Jared.

527
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:09,920
Jared.
Yeah.

528
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,880
OK, Jared the coffee shop guy
who seems to be running a money

529
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,040
losing coffee shop.
He also seems very emotional.

530
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,520
Very emotional.
Yes, he seems very Moody.

531
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,560
He he's, he's quite Moody and I
think that a story will unfold.

532
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,920
There, I think so too.
I think it's already unfolding.

533
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,840
He has this really strange
attachment to the coffee shop.

534
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,000
Sounds like that is a source of
marital conflict.

535
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,360
Yep.
Yeah, he's, he's there a lot.

536
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,760
And I don't think she loves it.
No, I don't think so either.

537
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,280
He seems not very happy.
No, and I, I don't think he

538
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,640
loves it either, but it's
almost, I mean I have seen like

539
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,520
5 minutes of this man, but it's
almost like he's hiding there.

540
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,800
Yeah, maybe I'm projecting.
But yeah, no, I think you might

541
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,200
be right.
I got the that kind of vibe too.

542
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,440
Like there's a.
Story there, something's sauce,

543
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,200
something's awesome in two of
them.

544
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,040
Yeah, yeah.
So we'll get more information.

545
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,240
Get more info on them.
So far, Ashley is kind of our

546
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,320
most normal though.
Yeah, right.

547
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,920
She just seems, yeah, like, you
know, how like, compared to the

548
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,040
wealth and everything of the
others, like Monaco was kind of

549
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,520
yeah, almost like, like they're
lesser little token.

550
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,840
Oh, you're so cute.
And look at you with all your

551
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:24,640
baby daddies and lack of $60,000
rings and your little Etsy

552
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,240
business.
Like, yeah, right.

553
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,960
And it, it kind of gives those
vibes.

554
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,760
She's just different in in ways
we don't yet know.

555
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,080
Yeah, that's true.
But we don't have any drama with

556
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,320
her yet because I feel like
she's not important enough yet

557
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,200
for anyone to pick a fight with.
So she's kind of on the outside,

558
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,000
not just like from Rhode Island,
but from the drama.

559
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,320
Yeah, they're like, they're
just.

560
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,280
Kind of letting her be.
Right.

561
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,520
Yeah.
So she might be a sleeper.

562
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,760
We'll have to keep an eye on
Ashley, but right now she's

563
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,240
yeah, she's just kind of met.
All right.

564
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:55,600
So the picnic party, right?
So we have this, we we set up

565
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,400
our first, like sort of
conflict, right?

566
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,920
Our first drama, right, where
Rosie and Joellen don't like

567
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,840
each other.
And yes, Rosie or sorry, Joellen

568
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,520
mentioned, oh, that she'd been
around Kelsey and that Kelsey is

569
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,560
going through some things, but
she doesn't really talk about

570
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,280
what those are.
And then they play the Never

571
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,000
have I ever game right?
Which you're just like.

572
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,320
This is never a good idea.
Yeah, yeah.

573
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,120
I mean, I feel, I feel like you
could retitle the game.

574
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,960
Like who here has done anal
right?

575
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:25,840
Like it's that's like literally
always what it is like.

576
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,200
Just talk about it.
You don't.

577
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,600
Need to, Right.
It's like who's done a anal?

578
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,040
Who's done a threesome?
Like what?

579
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,840
You know, it's just like, I'm on
a boat, right?

580
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,280
Yeah, in a public wrestler.
It's all like the same things,

581
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,760
right?
Rosie tries to derail this by

582
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,880
asking who's practice polygamy,
which is which.

583
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,720
Everyone just stares at her
like, what are you talking

584
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,760
about?
And then she's like, what about

585
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,840
Kelsey?
Like, yeah, let's talk about

586
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,600
someone, I mean.
Living in Utah, I've never even

587
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,200
been asked that question.
So like it's not one that just.

588
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,960
Pops into your mind.
Yeah.

589
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,200
So Rosie is a pot star.
She's a gossip, right?

590
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,760
We gotta keep an eye on her.
Yeah.

591
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,200
She tries to get Joellen to tell
her.

592
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,080
And Joellen at least has watched
enough Housewives seasons to not

593
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,640
fall into that trap directly.
That's not going to stop Rosie

594
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,960
from throwing her under the bus
later, we find out.

595
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,800
But she does like, avoid that
particular trap and just says to

596
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,000
ask Kelsey if she has questions.
Yeah, well, and I yeah, I

597
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,040
thought it was interesting,
though, the way Jo Ellen

598
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,640
conveyed it all to Kelsey at the
party.

599
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,240
It was much, it sounded much
more sinister, I feel like then

600
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,240
it was.
And, you know, right away Kelsey

601
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,120
was like, oh, Rosie's not a
girl's girl.

602
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,320
She's just not a girl's girl,
you know?

603
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,120
And you, you could just see, see
that like brewing.

604
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,240
Oh, definitely.
Yeah.

605
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,160
Well, I think everyone's trying
to establish their alliances

606
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,320
early, right?
Yeah.

607
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,000
Because you don't want to be
singled out.

608
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,240
No.
Yeah, and you want to make sure

609
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,200
you've got some of the the
powerful old timers by your

610
00:28:59,200 --> 00:28:59,920
side.
Yeah.

611
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:05,200
Which even the Kelsey Liz lunch.
See, I feel like Liz is the

612
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,720
person you want in your corner.
I think I would I would want to

613
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,240
be friends with her for.
Sure, I think I want to be

614
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,880
friends with her anyway.
Yes, I'm picking she's someone

615
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,240
for an ally.
I would also want to pick Liz.

616
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:22,480
Yeah, I think she holds a lot of
like par power within the group

617
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,040
for whatever reason.
She's got some gravitas, she

618
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,120
really does, yes.
Yeah.

619
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,640
Queen Elizabeth.
Queen Elizabeth, we love you.

620
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,200
Yeah.
So then like in this picnic

621
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,080
party, Rosie tries to like do a
little reverse Uno and call

622
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,960
Joellen out for talking about
her behind her back, which

623
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,720
Joellen was hilarious.
I thought she owned that in the

624
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,360
funniest way.
She's like, well, I don't

625
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,440
remember saying that, but that
is what I think about you.

626
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,200
So sure.
Yeah.

627
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,360
There, there like, no filter
there at all.

628
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,240
I mean, I thought that was
amazing.

629
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,760
She just like grabbed it and ran
with it.

630
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,600
And called it for one.
Yeah, exactly.

631
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,600
She's like, I don't remember
saying that she's like, but I

632
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,760
would, so you know.
It sounds like I could have

633
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,200
instead of like no.
I never said that.

634
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,320
I wouldn't say.
That she's like, God, I wish I

635
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,440
had all those.
She's like, you might have read

636
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,160
my mind.
That's what I think about you.

637
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:15,840
That is amazing yes.
And then she also says something

638
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,560
about Rosie bringing cheap wine.
We later here a $6 bottle of

639
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,000
wine.
I don't know if that is

640
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,800
hyperbole or if she really
bought a $6 bottle of wine

641
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,360
because.
That's like cheap.

642
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,080
I didn't even know if that was
possible.

643
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,960
I mean, that's like $2.00 Chuck.
Yeah, at Trader Joe's, right?

644
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,960
Yeah.
Well, we don't have it at the

645
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,280
Trader Joe's here because Utah,
they don't sell alcohol in our

646
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,160
Trader Joe's except for like the
three or the 4% beer.

647
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,600
But in other Trader Joe's, in
more enlightened states, they

648
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,680
like, you know how they always
brand like stuff and it's like

649
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,280
half the price for 80% of the
quality anyway?

650
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,200
They're they're like house cheap
wine.

651
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,520
Yeah, I can't even remember,
like the actual name of it.

652
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,480
It's like Charles something.
And there's a whole interesting

653
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,400
story about it, actually.
But everybody calls it $2.00

654
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,000
Chuck because it used to be 299
per bottle.

655
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,440
I'm sure it's more expensive
now.

656
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,080
I love the Trader Joe's wine
store.

657
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,920
I know, right?
When I go to California, I'm

658
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,680
like.
Loading up there.

659
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,280
Exactly.
And and Costco too.

660
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,160
Yes.
I've actually never done that,

661
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,200
but the Trader Joe's one, yes.
Yeah, Trader Joe's is magical

662
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,560
amusing.
So yeah, I don't know if it was

663
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,240
actually a $6 bottle of wine.
It was probably a little more

664
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,280
expensive, but like, Yikes.
But when you're going to a

665
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,440
fancy.
Party good Lord, especially like

666
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,640
people you know are going to be
your housewives pass mates.

667
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,080
Like that's a big mess.
Don't bring a cheap bottle of

668
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,200
wine, that's weird.
Well, yeah, too.

669
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,320
And it's also like an occasion
4th of July and.

670
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,920
You know, well, 4th of July she
brought something more expensive

671
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,000
to compensate, but this was a
previous incident they were

672
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,760
referring to.
I'm merging.

673
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,600
The the.
Two get together but like

674
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,480
regardless yeah I would not be
caught dead bringing 6 dollar

675
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:54,600
wine to someones house ever.
I I do do like the $13 Matua and

676
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,120
other New Zealand Sauvignon
Blancs.

677
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,440
I don't like that one, but I
know we have a common friend

678
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,600
that likes it very much, so that
makes sense.

679
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,320
Yeah, we know people's like.
Because I will share that with

680
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,440
her, yes.
And if it, you know if it.

681
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,280
Yeah, you know, there's some
decent wine.

682
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,560
So it's like the $15 price?
Price that's like if I'm

683
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,560
bringing it like if I'm drinking
it, I'll go lower.

684
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,760
Yeah, the Matua level, but or
for Prosecco like you always.

685
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,760
Go wee back.
Well, if yeah, it depends if

686
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,480
you're mixing it or not, right?
But like, yeah, again, $6 bottle

687
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,600
of wine, not something you
bring.

688
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,280
Faux pas.
Yeah, a faux pas, a faux pas

689
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,040
amongst party friends.
All right, so Rosie sort of

690
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,320
quickly whips up some tears,
right?

691
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,400
And Jo Ellen makes the most
token effort in the world to

692
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,000
console her and just says let's
start over and also come to my

693
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,120
4th of July party.
Yeah, yes.

694
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,280
And that's.
Yeah.

695
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,520
Right where all.
That came in, yes, a little

696
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,040
olive branch.
Yes, yes, a very little olive

697
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,640
branch.
You're like.

698
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,880
Minuscule.
Right enough to keep her moving.

699
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,080
I feel like we didn't repair
anything, that this is still a

700
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,720
wound that's going to fester.
But hey, let's just segue right

701
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,720
to 4th of July.
It was like, yeah, just show up.

702
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,160
Like it wasn't a warm
invitation.

703
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,920
It was just like, fine come.
Over and I, I mean, I have to

704
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,640
believe that invitation had
already been extended, right?

705
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,880
Clearly you wouldn't do that the
day before, but for the cameras,

706
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,720
OK.
Yeah, 'cause I'm, you know, I'm

707
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,720
sure you would have other plans,
being a wee local celeb and

708
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,720
everything.
Right.

709
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,120
And also like the 4th of July,
it's a big deal.

710
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,480
And then we hear that in
confessional, right?

711
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,920
Joellen tells us what a big deal
the 4th of July is and then also

712
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,480
admit she has no idea what the
4th of July is actually about.

713
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:38,560
She's.
Like Mark a day.

714
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,440
I don't know why it's just a.
Fireworks.

715
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,120
She has it in her head that has
something to do with Plymouth

716
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,440
Rock and or Christopher
Columbus, which it really has

717
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,480
not much to do with either of
those things.

718
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,040
Well, she's like fused all the
Merc and folklore and holidays

719
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,480
together together right into
just one little bundle.

720
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,160
I mean she did remember the
Nina, the Pinta and the Santa

721
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,040
Maria but but these things are
not related to the 4th of July

722
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,960
so.
I wonder what she says about

723
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,719
Thanksgiving.
I can't wait to hear.

724
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,679
I hope.
I hope we have some more holiday

725
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:13,639
confessionals because.
Something to do with Britain, I

726
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,040
don't know.
It was amazing.

727
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,120
And like, this is the moment
where I'm like, you know, the

728
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,560
impression that sometimes we
have on the West Coast, the East

729
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,520
Coasters are smarter.
Well, it turns out you're like.

730
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,120
They're not.
When it comes to civic

731
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,199
education, not so much.
Yeah, that's real dumb.

732
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,280
Oh, my God.
All right, so we go to the 4th

733
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,760
of July party.
We see the food, We see the

734
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,120
spread.
I want to go to this party.

735
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,800
The food looks amazing.
Caviar on hot dogs.

736
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,159
Caviar wieners girl, we got to
do caviar wieners this summer.

737
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,000
I have never teased a caviar.
Oh, OK.

738
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,239
OK.
All right, All right.

739
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,920
That's an episode we're doing.
That a Meredith bump.

740
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,159
No, we're doing it.
You're like, it's happening.

741
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,400
Yeah.
No, we're doing it.

742
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,360
OK.
We're gonna get some.

743
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,920
Maybe.
Well, maybe we'll get Meredith

744
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,160
Caviar.
I've met, I've read mixed

745
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,160
reviews of the Meredith caviar,
but maybe we'll get a couple.

746
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,200
Yeah.
And then some.

747
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,080
Creme Fresh.
And hear me out.

748
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,400
Pringles is the way to do it.
So.

749
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,040
Wow.
Yeah.

750
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,440
Shoot.
Your caviar with your it's so

751
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,080
good.
It's such like a tasty bite.

752
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,160
OK, we're gonna we're gonna put
a pin in this A.

753
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,760
Flavor of Pringles.
No, just the original, just like

754
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,400
yeah, you can do it with other
potato chips too, but like, I'm

755
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,280
excited.
Okay, all right, we're gonna do

756
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,040
I'm excited.
Caviar episode.

757
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,600
Cuz it just didn't sound like
those two things went together.

758
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,960
A Wiener and caviar.
That sounds amazing really.

759
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,800
Yes, I want them, but not for
4th of July cuz I'll be out of

760
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,240
the country.
So you know, we'll do it for

761
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,880
something else.
We'll have a wee party with

762
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,360
that, a belated pie and beer day
or something.

763
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,280
There you go.
Who knows?

764
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,960
Love it.
OK, so food looks amazing.

765
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,280
Rosie shows up trying to correct
her mistake with a $60.00 bottle

766
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,600
of champagne.
Yeah, although I still feel like

767
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,040
that's a mistake because if
you're going to buy $60.00

768
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,920
champagne, why would you not
just bring VUV?

769
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,000
Somebody mentioned Vuv.
Yeah, yeah, it's, yeah.

770
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,560
I, I don't think maybe she just
picks wine the way I mostly pick

771
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,840
it, which is by how much I like
the label.

772
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,280
Oh yeah, but the boove is a
better label anyway.

773
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,720
It's not pretty yellow.
Like even I know that that the

774
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,320
the boove is the good, you know,
champagne.

775
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,200
Like we have our little boove
tent here at Deer Valley and all

776
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,720
the you know, the things.
But yeah, maybe she's just not

777
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,640
really.
Maybe she needs to go on a on a

778
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,880
a little.
Education course.

779
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,960
I like it.
Yeah.

780
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,680
A little continuing edge for
like, wine and manners.

781
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:33,840
Yeah.
Bombo And then she did bring

782
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,680
like a cute little fireworks
bouquet.

783
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,680
That was adorable.
I thought that was really cute.

784
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,920
I wanted to ask you about that
because I loved that and they

785
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,640
were all kind of putting shade
on it.

786
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,880
Yeah, they were a little bit
like smirky about it with.

787
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,600
Fireworks.
OK, Like, I thought it was so

788
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,000
cute.
I thought it was a super cute

789
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,480
gift too.
Maybe it's because we're living

790
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,000
in Utah, because I feel like
Utah is the capital of themed

791
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,600
gifts.
Oh, maybe, you know, like we're

792
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,720
I won't bring you a regular
bouquet.

793
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,200
It's going to be made of
fireworks.

794
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,240
Like we are the masters.
Yeah, and that, you know, I

795
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,800
think it was probably that Joel
and already didn't like Rosie,

796
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,720
so we have to be shady about
what she brought even though it

797
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,880
wasn't really shade worthy.
I mean, it could.

798
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,400
It could also be a little
hazardous, not gonna lie.

799
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,160
Probably shouldn't like Nestle
fireworks.

800
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,200
Into your arms.
It's a cute little gift.

801
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,760
One could just be gracious.
She was like, barely.

802
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,680
Yeah, we.
Host gifts.

803
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,520
Polite.
Can we talk about them all in

804
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,480
their heels?
Though, Oh my God, Like

805
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,360
traipsing down the paths and in
the grass and then having

806
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,600
husbands bring them things
because they can't walk back.

807
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,240
Yeah, that was amazing.
Loved it.

808
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,160
Oh my God, yeah.
Because my heel experience is

809
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,320
not that extensive and it's just
like.

810
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,280
Take them off.
I mean, I was wondering why we

811
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,600
didn't wear a wedge.
Yes.

812
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,200
Yeah.
Because that's like, you could

813
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,240
navigate like, the stairs.
And it's still stylish, still a

814
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,280
heel.
It's a great summer heel.

815
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,200
I don't know, there's lots of
cute little like 4th of July

816
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,240
wedge situations you could get
into.

817
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,560
You could.
Even go white tennis shoe

818
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,560
honestly.
Oh, that would probably be a

819
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,760
faux pas.
I would.

820
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,160
That would be me.
OK, that's why I don't move in

821
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,720
those circles, because I would
show up in my Adidas shoes.

822
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,840
And yeah, with your your $12.00
Matua.

823
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,040
Why here I have Matua.
Did anybody say fireworks?

824
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,200
I have a bouquet of those.
Yeah, amazing.

825
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,360
Oh my God, I would love to see
you on a housewife show.

826
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,840
It just looks too.
Uncomfortable of a way to live

827
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,400
for me.
That's fair.

828
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,720
You know, like I I can
appreciate fine things.

829
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:36,960
I like a a bottle of vouv.
I like you know, but like I

830
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,720
just, I I want to be able to
move and pick my snacks.

831
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,240
Yes, maybe it's because I don't
want to snap.

832
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,920
Your fingers and like make a man
do it for you.

833
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,400
Yeah, maybe it's my trauma, you
know, hyper independence, but

834
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,680
I'm just like, I don't, you
know, I, I would just like to be

835
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,760
able to walk.
Freely.

836
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,600
OK, that's fair.
Well, you could wear the white

837
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,800
shoes.
Yeah.

838
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,640
Sneakers or whatever.
And you could fetch me some

839
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,880
caviar wieners.
How about that?

840
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,280
Perfect.
I can walk in my wedges, but I,

841
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,480
you know, I don't need to.
If I've got you in sneakers, I

842
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:11,400
will support you in in my caviar
Wiener habit that I would like

843
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,400
to develop.
I will attend to your every.

844
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,600
Need.
Oh God that sounds amazing.

845
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,600
Caviar wieners in VUV.
Well, you know, I've yet to be

846
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,120
convinced of that pairing, but
you know.

847
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,200
You know, a long time ago when I
was in London, I made a special

848
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,040
trip to go to this restaurant
called Bubble Dog, which I swear

849
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,440
they made just for me.
And what they served was

850
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,040
champagne and gourmet hot dogs.
I'm like.

851
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,520
This is my brand, sounds amazing
all day.

852
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,200
I love a hot dog but I'm a
vegetarian.

853
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,920
But I love a good vegan dog.
Yeah, you could do a vegan dog.

854
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,680
It's Devil Dogs in Chicago.
That is like the first thing I

855
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,320
want to go go to and get their
Devil dogs.

856
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,280
Vegan Chicago dog.
Oh my God, Oh my.

857
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,480
God amazing it.
It really is the best, the best

858
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,120
food.
Yes, I like it a lot.

859
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,920
OK, so let's see, what else do
we have at the party?

860
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,880
Queen Liz shows up with Dolores
from Real Housewives of New

861
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,960
Jersey, so we have a cute little
crossover.

862
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,240
They look identical.
Like I, I was like, I kept

863
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,440
dozing off in the show and I
would wake up and be like, wait,

864
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,080
what?
What just happened?

865
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,800
I mean, that was kind of a dirty
trick because you're like, I

866
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,840
already have 6 brunettes to
like, keep talking.

867
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,400
Now you're throwing in this New
Jersey woman too.

868
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,640
And like, I haven't watched
enough New Jersey to really know

869
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,600
a lot about Dolores.
Never.

870
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,600
Seen it?
I've seen a few episodes, like I

871
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,320
saw like the famous table
flipping episode and stuff like

872
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,080
way back in the day, like with
Teresa and all those crazies.

873
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,720
But yeah, you know, I don't
really remember.

874
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,400
So I don't know if Dolores is
going to be like a regular a

875
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,320
friend of.
Is that why we're introducing

876
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,520
her?
Or just Liz's like decoy

877
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,680
doppelganger because they're
like, oh, we have the same

878
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:55,160
surgeon and you're like, you're
like, yeah, they are we

879
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,200
twinners.
Yes, absolutely twinners.

880
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,160
That was wild.
It was wild.

881
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,480
And then I felt like we kind of
spent the rest of the episode

882
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,200
with discussing the picnic and
who talked about whom.

883
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,520
Right.
Kelsey throws Joellen under the

884
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,960
bus or tries to or not.
Sorry, not Kelsey.

885
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,720
I can't keep him straight.
Rosie throws Joellen under the

886
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,040
bus or tries to, which plants a
little seed of doubt in Kelsey's

887
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,960
mind.
So now she doesn't know.

888
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,120
She also confronts Alicia, which
was hilarious because Alicia was

889
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,440
like, Oh, yeah, I talked about
you like, and you can just tell,

890
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,280
like, Alicia is so guileless,
right?

891
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,280
There's nothing malicious.
She's like, oh, yeah, I probably

892
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,840
shouldn't have done that, but
you know, I don't know.

893
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,120
I was curious.
Yeah, I just, I just wanted to

894
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,800
know.
I like.

895
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,240
Yeah, can't be mad at Alicia.
So pure.

896
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,720
She's so pure.
Adore her, it's so.

897
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,520
Funny, it's kind of like a theme
in in all of the housewives

898
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,400
shows, right?
Like where they spend a lot of

899
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,920
time at the next event
debriefing the previous event.

900
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Oh yeah, I'm fighting about it.
I love it.

901
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,680
Another time.
Yes, exactly.

902
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,640
It's not the last time we've
heard of this claim.

903
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,360
Right?
Like the polygamy?

904
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,120
Like, Oh yeah, oh, definitely.
I think all of this is going to

905
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,440
come up again, right?
We got to like keep the grudges

906
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,720
close to our hearts, right?
Talk it out a million times.

907
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,640
Never actually repair or come to
a resolution.

908
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,160
Say that we have.
But then like, we're going to

909
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,600
bring it out like at the next
fight or drama keep.

910
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,720
It as ammunition basically for
when you might need to to pull

911
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,200
it back out.
Yep, Yeah.

912
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,160
OK, so first thoughts, first
impressions, first episode,

913
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,360
first season of Rhode Island.
What do we think, Claire?

914
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,600
I love it.
I love it too.

915
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,400
I am definitely going to keep
watching.

916
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,240
I'm all in I.
Think it's great.

917
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:32,720
I am just so intrigued.
Yes, I want to go on vacation to

918
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,120
Rhode.
Island.

919
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Oh my God, we have so much drama
to unpack, so many relationships

920
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,440
that seem like wild and
interesting, so much dirt that

921
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,320
is going to get dug up.
Oh my gosh.

922
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:50,040
And just like the right blend of
personalities, yes, to make shit

923
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,880
really interesting.
I think casting did just a

924
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,600
phenomenal job.
Like, we've got some like real

925
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,760
dynamite packed into this cast.
Yep.

926
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,560
It's going to be awesome.
Yep, all the different stories

927
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,840
and you know, one sort of
consistent theme I saw just even

928
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,280
in the first episode.
Why are all the husbands so

929
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,080
short?
Oh yeah, that's true.

930
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,840
A lot of short kings in there.
Well, when you have money, yeah.

931
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,000
They they, they all need to go
and get the the leg surgery.

932
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,000
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, nobody
do that.

933
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,080
By the way, Claire is joking.
Much horrible.

934
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,400
I'm just joking, yeah.
Salty Bros, you're perfect the

935
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,920
way you are you.
You are and it was just an

936
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,760
observation.
Yeah, that's true.

937
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,520
They're just all kind of short
kings.

938
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,400
Yeah, and they love their short
kings.

939
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,160
They do well.
We don't know enough about the

940
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,720
husbands yet, but I think some
of them are going to be drama.

941
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:39,840
Yes, and I'm excited for it.
I bring it.

942
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,840
I can't wait.
I love a good bit of husband

943
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,320
drama.
All right, anything else we want

944
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,480
to say Besides we're having some
difficulty telling them apart,

945
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,200
but I feel like they're they're
becoming clear now in my head.

946
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,840
It's not taking me that long, I
think.

947
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,000
I had to take notes, and not
only for the purposes of

948
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,800
discussing it on a podcast, but
because I was generally lost in

949
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,040
the first episode affair of who
was who.

950
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,840
Oh, very fair.
I was like, wait, was she not

951
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,040
just on?
Oh, wait, no, that's a different

952
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,840
1.
Like, yeah, there there's a a

953
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:18,600
very generic feature to this
particular little franchise

954
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,960
because I mean, in Salt Lake
they're all so different, like

955
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,400
looks, personality, all the
things.

956
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:30,280
But yeah, that's, you know, it's
like, are they all cousins?

957
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,120
I mean, they might be in Rhode
Island.

958
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,840
That's quite possible.
Listen, her husband, they're

959
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,560
related.
Right.

960
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,400
That's right.
They did say that they were

961
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,520
related.
It's not clear how closely.

962
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,120
I mean, they can't be like first
cousins or anything, right?

963
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,480
They would know that.
So it must be a more distant

964
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,280
cousin relationship.
And I mean, honestly, I'm

965
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,080
curious, but also who cares?
They didn't procreate.

966
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,360
Together they didn't procreate,
so even if they were first

967
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,120
cousins, that doesn't matter in
the slightest.

968
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,600
But it is funny.
Yeah, yeah, it's.

969
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,840
There definitely seems to be
like a wee Rhode Island

970
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,360
housewife playbook.
Yes, that's they were all very

971
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:12,840
aware of and have all kind of
molded to that. 100% sure All

972
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,880
right well, we are looking
forward to great things.

973
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,480
We have the makings of just a
fantastic show here A. 100% I am

974
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,200
very excited to to watch the the
next episode.

975
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,120
Yep.
Me too.

976
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,920
We're going to recap that as
well, friends.

977
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,960
So if you like this episode, you
know what to do.

978
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,200
Give us a We Follow five star
rating review and comment if

979
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,040
you're so inclined.
Tell us what you think about the

980
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,280
cast in the show and we will
catch you next time with episode

981
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,680
2.
Enjoy your trashy reality TV,

982
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,920
whatever flavor it is.
Absolutely.

983
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,280
All right, take care, salty Rose
and salty hoes.

984
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,280
Bye now.