Real Housewives of Rhode Island S1E02: Stripper Juice

Episode Two of Real Housewives of Rhode Island (RHoRI) brings us plenty of exposition and character development. Also, many allegations of affairs! Who is and who isn't stepping out? We don't know but we are excited to find out!

Also, we visit a winery where we discover that rosé is, in fact, a wine! We also tour the production facility and see the heroin vats, and the vineyards where they are growing poison ivy. Or possibly tomatoes.