Men and Their Dead Fish: A Love Story

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Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to our podcast.

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We're coming at you from deep
behind the Zion Curtain, AKA

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Utah.
I'm Mel.

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And I'm Claire, and together we
are the salty hoes.

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Before we dive into our super
exciting topic for this week,

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Mel, what's new with you?
I don't know that there's a lot

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new with me, but I did just come
from the pickleball gym where I

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played pickleball with the
boomers.

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Oh, are they a good crowd to
play?

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With they are a pretty good
crowd to play with, actually.

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They are hilarious.
They're very good.

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I feel like I get destroyed and
humbled every single time I go,

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but that's all right.
I'm getting better, I'm

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improving.
Pretty soon I'll be beating up

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on the old people.
Awesome.

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Thank you boomers.
Thank you boomers.

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They're they're such a good help
clearly in the world.

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Of pickleball.
Yeah, at least they're good for

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something.
This is true.

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Sorry.
I'll keep my Boomer hate under

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control.
You know, specific boomers I

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like quite a bit.
Yes.

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But others, you know, they they
had it real good.

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They did.
They had a real good like.

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Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, everybody else, our

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generation, Gen.
X, Sorry, Millennials.

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Sorry, Gen.
Z.

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They get to to pick up all the
mess while they just leisurely

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play pickleball.
Yep, that's right.

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Well, I'm right there with them,
so that's good, yeah.

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Well, I'm glad that you are
keeping them on their toes.

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Doing my best, good stuff.
All right, well, today's topic

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is going to be drum roll.
Why do men's dating profiles

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look like that?
So I think if we were to ask any

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single woman right there on the
interweb dating apps, they would

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have some similar comments about
the pictures, about the

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profiles.
What are you seeing on the apps?

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Like over and over?
Oh boy, there's so many themes

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out there that we see again and
again.

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But before I answer that, I just
want to ask you, first of all,

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what dating apps have you been
on?

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Not necessarily that you're on
right now, but which ones do you

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have experience with?
For me, I've done Hinge, I've

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done Bumble, and I've done
Tinder, which is super fun.

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Oh.
I have done historically Bumble

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because I always like the idea
that you get to message them

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first because I changed my mind
very quickly.

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So I would match and then.
You would go oh and why icked?

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Out.
Yes, that's so bad.

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But so I like that little CFD
feature.

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But now you can bypass that with
setting the question.

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Inspired by you, I did try
Hinge.

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Oh, how was that?
Yeah, I mean, it was just mostly

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the same.
People.

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People, yeah, you see them on
Tinder too, actually, they're.

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Just on all the apps maxing, I
mean, that's great.

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They're they're looking for a
big return on investment, so.

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They're casting a wide net.
They are casting their wee Nets

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wide.
But yeah, I mean, they I

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actually do think that Hinge was
slightly better than Bumble.

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What do you think?
I think so too.

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Yeah.
I think Hinge is probably my

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favorite, although none of them
are good, let's be honest about

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that.
Yeah, although I do like Bumble

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because of the little bee angle
and we are in Utah, the Bee high

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state, so that's a little cute.
Kind of aligns with us right

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here.
Oh my God bumble shit sponsor

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us.
That's like it makes sense.

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Maybe we can talk about this
more at some point, but I also

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like for Hinge and Tinder as
well that you can block people

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you know from your contacts.
And Bumble does not let you do

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that, which is good.
Unfortunately, has resulted in

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several work colleagues.
Yeah, trying to match with me on

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a dating app.
Eww.

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That's always, always cringe
disgusting.

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You're just like why?
Like why?

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If you're that inspired by me,
maybe approach me, but also

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maybe don't because it's work.
But it's still worked.

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Like why?
It's really odd.

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Yeah, I don't like that.
I don't like it either.

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I did.
Have an ex's brother swipe on me

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too, which was really gross.
It like it was very gross.

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It was very soon after the
breakup and it was gross.

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And I knew he had a fake name
and I knew that all the women he

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was pictured with were in fact
his sisters.

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So it was gross on so many
levels.

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Boy, that's just screams Utah
right there.

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Actually interbreed.
Yeah, yeah, I had a good

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friend's recent ex-husband try
to swipe me.

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Oh my God, Bumble, I know you're
like come on now.

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Small Lake City.
Small Lake City, yeah.

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Small Lake City here we.
There we are.

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All right.
Well, getting back to your

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question, some of the things
that we just see again and

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again, I mean, can we talk about
fish pictures for a second?

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We have to talk about fish
pictures.

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I mean, this has literally been
a joke, right?

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For how long?
A decade?

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Comedians talk about it.
You can just say fish pictures

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and everyone laughs.
And yet.

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And yet we see it.
Over and over and over again.

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It's not rare.
Yeah, it's not rare.

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It's often and as you point out,
why when all the feedback is

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there or do they continue, we we
don't like the fix, the fix.

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I can't talk today it.
Is one of those days where like

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the words in my brain are not
the words actually coming up my

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mind.
So excuse me, everybody.

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We've all had those days.
It's it's here strong today.

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But yeah, the fish picks we
don't care for.

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Not my favorite, no.
You know, I would take it over a

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dead deer.
That's true.

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Just any kind of kill.
Pictures.

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Yeah, not great, just.
It's not hot.

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Maybe skip that.
Maybe skip it.

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We'd rather see a bathroom
selfie than that, so.

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Well, we'll get into that as
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Yep.
So what other what other picture

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types do you see a lot of that
you wish you didn't?

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Boy, well, we've got our bad
angles, right?

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We've got our bathroom pictures.
Yep, Yep, those are great.

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We've got our gym selfies now.
For me, those can go either way.

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Sometimes they're tasteful.
Other times, I mean, why can I

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see your package through your
gym shorts?

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What is happening?
Make that stop.

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Please don't do that.
Yeah, again, not.

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Hot.
Not hot.

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Let's see.
Pictures in bed, particularly

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with no shirt, possibly no
clothes on.

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I can't quite tell.
Yeah, although actually

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sometimes I can tell.
And I've reported a couple of

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those pictures.
Let's see.

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We've got the Where's Waldo
group shot, as you like to

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describe it.
Yes, the sunglasses.

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So we can't actually see your
face.

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Yeah.
Really, really bad angles.

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Scowls.
But yeah, that's just a few.

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We'll get into some more later
or the.

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Hat fish the hat.
I just learned that was a term

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and I, I am on guard because
like, if you don't have hair,

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cool, but don't try to hide it,
right?

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At least do one with your hat
off, right?

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You got it.
It's Full disclosure time. 100%.

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We'll disclosure lads.
You can't go hiding it.

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So there may be like some, you
know, historical or sociological

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phenomena.
How could I say that for you?

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And I can't say like pick or
fish.

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But anyway, to these pictures
that we see over time.

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So just to give you some stats,
because as Professor Gurley's

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like the data, we got to have
the data points, we got to have

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the stats.
So about 20% of all pictures on

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online dating sites are selfies.
More than 80% of online dating

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profile pictures of people are
people posing.

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I again cannot speak 80% of the
pictures of people posing with

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luxury vehicles because I love
the way the Americans say that

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vehicles.
How do you say it in Ireland?

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Vehicles, vehicles there's.
Like a hard itch here vehicles

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are men, women don't tend to
pose with their cars.

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Unsurprisingly, I have never
posed with my car for a dating

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profile.
No, no, I I don't think like the

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scratched up Subaru would get
anybody going so well I just got

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rid of my Porsche.
So sadly, yeah, it's not

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impressive anymore.
You could have posed in front of

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that I.
Should have.

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I bet that would have.
Appealed to some awesome guys

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you lost.
Yes, you got to go get it back.

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You got to get it back.
The gender ratio of online

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theaters with wedding photos and
pictures of children in them is

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nearly equal, which surprised me
because we'll get to this, but

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sometimes the kid pictures can
can give the ick like hardcore.

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Oh, 100%.
Yep.

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And about 13% of all profile
pictures are those group shots,

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those Where's Waldo?
So yeah, we've talked a little

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bit about what pictures give you
the ick the most, but are there

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anything that that stand out
like that that you've seen, like

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specific ones that you've seen
over the years where you're just

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like?
Oh, absolutely.

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I mean, I feel like we could go
on and on.

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This is just a race to the
bottom, honestly.

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And I feel like this might be
one of a 287 part series.

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Who knows?
We'll see how far we get today,

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but let's just start with a
couple that really, really get

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under my skin that I'm
absolutely going to swipe left

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on every single time.
Number one, if I can see a

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toilet in any of your pictures,
I am definitely swiping left.

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Gross.
Just no thank you.

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Whether it's your toilet or a
public restroom, even worse, to

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be honest, even worse.
Doesn't matter.

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And no toilet, no toilets.
Why are you taking dating

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profile pictures in the bathroom
anyways?

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Just stop, please stop.
And actually, while we're at it,

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even if I can't see the toilet,
but you have a selfie that you

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clearly took while sitting on
the toilet.

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Jeez, no.
Oh my God, yeah.

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That's not a good look.
Yeah.

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Like you're taking a dump and
that made you think of online

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dating.
What is actually happening?

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Yeah.
Those two things should not go

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together.
They don't.

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Mix, OH.
My gosh.

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Yeah.
I mean, maybe if you're on a

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very specific fetish site, but
if you're taking a Bumble

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picture, let's just leave the
toilet out of it completely.

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Yeah.
You know, and while we're at it,

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the mirror selfie in the
bathroom, stop that as well.

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I can see it's the bathroom.
It grosses me out just.

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Buy another mirror for another
room in the house.

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Yes, I could do that.
Yeah, I get it's probably like

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the mirror, but like you can buy
a mirror or for another room you

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could.
Ask someone to take your

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picture.
Oh.

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My God, crazy.
What are you talking about?

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Wow, I.
Guess for that you'd have to

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have a friend.
This is true, but sorry, that

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was too cruel.
Wasn't it Fair though?

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Fair.
All right, so no toilets.

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Please.
No bathrooms. 2nd, please show

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me your face and at least some
of your pictures.

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OK?
I don't mind an occasional

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sunglasses picture, but when
every single picture, maybe you

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have 7 or 8 or sunglasses.
Or since we're in Utah, even

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worse.
I see this a lot.

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You probably do too.
Yeah.

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Ski helmet and ski goggles.
My God, yes.

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So you're like, OK, you have a
mouth.

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Great.
And a chin.

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I like that you have lips, but
wonderful.

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That's.
All I can see but even.

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Sometimes that there'll be
getters up and you just really

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can't see anything.
Yeah, yeah.

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That's what are.
We supposed to do with that

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You're like.
Cool, you're athletic, but I

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need to see your face in your
head, right?

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Yeah, exactly.
Fair 1.

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Of those pictures, fine, but all
of them, no.

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And then third, and I really
want to dig into this a little

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bit with you picture of them
with their middle finger up

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flipping off the camera.
What is that?

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It's really common too.
I see it all the time I have

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seen.
That a lot too.

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And you're just like, wait, why?
Like what aspect of that is hot?

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And I wonder like, you know, we
got all deep and sociological

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again.
It's like, are you trying to

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like highlight your aggression
like that?

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You can be a a bad boy or
something, I don't know, but

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it's not hot.
It makes me take a giant step

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back because you're just like.
OK.

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Cool aggressive monster like
like it doesn't come across.

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I don't, I don't think, I'm not
speaking for all women, but we,

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we like tenderness.
We don't like aggression.

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It's not, it's not hot.
It's.

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Really not hot, especially when
it's directed at us.

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And my sense is that probably
these men think they're being

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funny.
Like, oh, look at how funny and

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cute and cool I am flipping off
the camera.

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But what it comes across as to
me is just contempt for women.

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Yeah.
It's it's not good.

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No, it's not a good look.
Yeah.

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Take that off immediately.
Not good.

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We don't want any type of
contempt aggression.

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Funnily enough, that won't get
you a date.

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Weirdly, no I.
Know that's crazy, but yeah,

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that that would definitely be a
hard pass.

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Yeah, although, you know, I have
heard that some women do that as

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well.
Now, I don't date women, at

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least not historically.
Yeah, eventually I'm gonna

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propose marriage to you, Claire,
but it's gonna.

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Be a hard guess we're.
Not quite there yet, I'm

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waiting.
I'm very.

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Excited, but my totally without
data idea is that this is more

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common for men to post than
women.

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I would say so I it doesn't
strike me as a natural pose that

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a woman would strike.
Maybe if she was like doing it

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towards something that wasn't
nice or cool, But even then, you

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know, like that's, that's a
conversation for a DEET.

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Maybe not just like a look at me
with my finger extended.

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Sure.
Gross.

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Yeah.
Pretty weird for a dating

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profile.
No, thank you.

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All right.
Well, what about you?

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What are some of the icks I
haven't mentioned that you want

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to add in here?
You know, I don't, I don't love

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the kids thing, not because I
don't love kids.

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I have them.
They're great.

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I love them generally, you know,
and I I'm totally open to dating

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a man with kids, but it's just
like not the place for me to to

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highlight your kids.
And also like you're showing

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their faces on like a an app.
And I don't think, you know,

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it's even cool to put a pic of a
friend in there because it's

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other people's privacy, right?
And you don't want to, you don't

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want to do anything.
And also there's a, another

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parent obviously involved there.
And I think you got to honor

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that space too.
And also, I think it just gets

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cringy.
I had a an instant instance once

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and it's even more embarrassing
because I swiped right on this

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person and it's only because
their first picture was

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particularly good and hot.
But they Oh my God, like it

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gives me just the heaves to even
think back on it.

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But they had a heart-shaped
lock.

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It like propped open in a very
photographic way with like a

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dark background with a heart
lock up with a picture of them

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on one side and their child and
the other with like the trade,

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the chain draped like oh.
Good Lord.

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So they put some real thought
into that.

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They.
Put some real thought into that

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because I'm like #1 OK, if you
bought just for your kid as a

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gift, cool.
But number one, why would you

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photograph that?
And #2 why would that go?

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Like, why does that scream
dating profile?

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It kind of was like ick.
Yeah, I agree.

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I wonder if they're trying to
highlight that they're a good

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parent or something like that,
which is fine.

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But I I agree with you, I don't
think it's particularly wise or

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safe really to post pictures,
especially of your young

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children on any kind of app or
social media.

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I wouldn't do it personally.
Yeah, where just anyone can see

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it, right?
It's not like, say your your

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Instagram where maybe you have
it set to private and you know

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everyone who's looking at your
pictures.

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That might be a different
scenario.

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But a dating app, like by
definition, a lot of strangers

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are going to be able to see
that.

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So I don't love it.
I would say if you want to put a

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picture with your young kids,
then blur out their face or put

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an emoji over it or something
like you see people doing.

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I still don't totally love that,
but at least that is protecting

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their privacy like you said.
Yeah, it's just, and that's an

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easy thing to do.
Or crop the picture.

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The picture, yeah, like.
If you're like, damn, I am hot

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in that picture that one needs
to go in and also to your point,

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like a bite parenting.
It kind of screams to me, you

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know, the lady protesteth or the
man in this case too much.

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You know, if you're like, look
at me, look at me, I'm a good

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I'm a good parent.
It's like, are you?

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Should I ask your ex?
Can I check your references?

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Yeah, but.
I mean, that might come across

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as a little judgy, but
personally I've seen a

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correlation.
Yeah.

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So no, I agree.
Yeah, it's just.

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Like you can talk about that
later, but yeah, but the the

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under the chin angle 2.
So I'm.

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Flattering.
Why?

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That doesn't look good for
anyone.

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No, Ryan Gosling would probably
look bad from that angle.

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He would.
Not look good because no matter

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who you are, there's 10 chins.
It's not a flattering angle.

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It is.
It's just not good.

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Also, I can see up your nose.
Yeah.

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And sometimes it's not clean,
sometimes it's.

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Not clean it's not.
Clean.

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No, good Lord.
Oh my.

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God, just check if you're gonna
do the up the nose shot check I.

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Mean look at your your picture
before you post it.

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I'd say Oh my.
God, we also both, we both saw

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the dude with the thing that we
still can't make out what it was

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on his tongue because tongue
light one's not hot.

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Oh.
Yeah, that's kind of similar to

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the middle finger one.
Yeah, a little less aggressive,

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but it's still not great.
Yeah, don't.

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Don't put your your tongue out.
It's not attractive.

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Particularly don't if your
tongue looks unhealthy.

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Oh yeah.
Like it like it needs scraped or

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something.
It has like a film on it there.

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Are at least two people that
I've seen on Tinder who I'm

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convinced have thrush, which is
a fungal infection if you don't

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know, and it is almost tempting
to match with them and be like,

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hey my dude.
Oh.

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My God, you.
Need to get the thrush checked

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out.
That's like gross.

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Oh.
My God.

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But yeah, they need like a wee
rinse or something, but they.

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Need an antifungal?
Oh.

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My God, yeah, that's bad.
Don't be.

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Don't be celebrating that tongue
until it's fixed.

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Good Lord, you can almost smell
it.

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Oh my God.
I.

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Mean and like let's not even
think about tasting it.

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That's disgusting.
My.

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God, I am dying.
I can't like.

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Oh, Oh, yeah, that's bad.
That's really bad.

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Like, my, I feel a little
nauseous and I, I have to, I

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have to say they need help.
The men need help.

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And we're not the only one like
who think that we're trying.

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To help we are trying.
To help, we're offering advice.

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In fact, we may have discussed
once or twice starting a

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business that helps men with
their profiles.

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Like pictures.
What?

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Not to say so many of them get
it.

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And we mean this as a service,
not a criticism.

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Like, let us help you out.
Yeah.

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Oh my God.
Well, I love a good Pew study.

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Me too.
They're so good.

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Absolutely so expensive.
They they deal with all the

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topics.
And I feel like they're kind of

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reliable data set too.
So some stuff from Pew related

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to the profiles.
About 30% of women have asked

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someone else to help write or
review their dating profile,

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compared with just 16% of men.
Have you ever had anybody like

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look over yours?
Umm, no, actually, and probably

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I should have you take a look,
although I do have a very close

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male friend who is on the apps
as well.

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And yeah, he came across my
profile, yeah, and had to, you

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know, let me know the next time
he saw me that he thought it was

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actually really good.
And he highlighted several

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things that he thought were
excellent about it.

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That's good feedback.
That was good feedback.

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So kind of, you know, I didn't
mean to, but someone actually

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has reviewed my profile and he
knows me really well.

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He knows what I look like.
So he can confirm that my

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pictures do in fact look like my
actual person.

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That's a whole other podcast.
Absolutely.

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When the big one.
Yeah, somebody shows up and

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you're like, well, clearly those
are five years old, so I've.

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Tried 15 Oh my God.
That's like too far, right?

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Too far too far.
I want the date and time stamp

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on all of those pictures.
Really.

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Though, Yeah, this is just wow.
Well, that is good feedback.

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And especially like a friend of
the opposite gender if you're

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hetero dating, that's that's
like good feedback.

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I like that have.
You had someone review your

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profile I.
Have not but I would definitely

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maybe ask about pictures like is
this a good picture?

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Should I go for like something
different?

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I, you know, maybe maybe
something like that.

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So yeah, I think that maybe
maybe men and the study reported

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it.
They have a fear of looking

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unstud like and it keeps them in
the dark about what they write

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about and how it's going to be
perceived by women reading it.

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Which is maybe why they flex
sometimes and say quite frankly

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stupid shit.
So.

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Much stupid shit.
Yeah, whereas like maybe women

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will workshop it a little more,
test different photos, rework a

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sentence because you know what?
I'm not.

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This is going to make me sound
like a bit of an asshole, but

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like the punctuation thing, it's
such a turn off to me.

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I'm like you're and you're but a
period like, you know, just take

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a minute over it.
What?

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About the ones that end mid word
because they copied and pasted

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and like the whole end of the
sentence didn't get in there

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right.
Like just proofread a little

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because this tells me that you
rush and we don't want any kind

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of rushing in the dating world.
No, no, just just take a wee

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minute and make sure that it it
all looks good and it reads like

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an actual coherent sentence.
That would be lovely.

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So Pew says as well that men
also tend to take fewer pictures

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with friends, which is why you
see the gigantic Where's Waldo

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group Peck or one with a prize
animal kill, because that's like

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the only time that they're
taking pictures.

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And men also prepare to post
themselves.

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We've mentioned this a little
bit.

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Doing something sporty with the
face covered or with an

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expensive item they own, like a
car or a boat or, you know,

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something fancy like that.
And like sometimes that exhausts

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me, honestly.
And you know, they'll put

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something about you have to keep
up with my life.

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And I'm like, I'm exhausted
looking at your pictures.

456
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,160
Like cool, I don't want a boring
guy.

457
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,840
But like also, could we just sit
and read a book sometimes?

458
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,200
Maybe, but.
I don't know what do you think?

459
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,480
Should man be putting more
effort into the profile pics?

460
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,240
Like what would you like to see?
What would be like a good pick

461
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,760
for you to go ooh?
Yeah, that's a great question.

462
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,800
And to be fair, we do see these
sometimes as well.

463
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,640
We do see some really good
profiles that are interesting

464
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,160
and make you want to know more.
And that's one of the big things

465
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,520
for me.
Give me a photo or two that I

466
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,040
can actually ask a question
about, like pique my curiosity.

467
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,200
Yeah, you know, like where was
the photo taken?

468
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,600
Do you scuba dive or ski a lot
or skydive?

469
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,120
I don't know.
Or was that just a one time

470
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,240
thing?
Right?

471
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,280
Where do you like to travel?
Where's the most interesting

472
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,360
place you've been?
Just something that I can dig

473
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,440
into.
If all I have is 2 photos in bad

474
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:45,200
lighting or from under the chin
or a bathroom selfie, like what

475
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,080
is there to ask about?
Like oh hey I see you use the

476
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,440
bathroom too right?
Wow.

477
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,640
We have that in common so much.
In common.

478
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,400
So cool.
We both poop.

479
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,880
Yeah, Oof.
I mean, everybody poops, but

480
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,680
like, that's just not
interesting or attractive or

481
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,080
hot.
And it's just.

482
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,800
You can't.
Talk about it.

483
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,840
No, right?
You can't strike up that

484
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,360
conversation.
And then secondly, you kind of

485
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,080
touched on this, but post a
photo or two that shows even

486
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,920
just a tiny modicum of effort.
Just a little bit, just a wee

487
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,880
bit, a wee bit, just a wee bit.
I mean, if I have two pictures

488
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,320
of you in bed or two that you
took from under the chin that

489
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,800
you clearly took .3 seconds
apart and then posted both of

490
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,440
them because Tinder needs 2
pictures or something, then that

491
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,320
does not bode very well for the
amount of effort you're going to

492
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,200
put into a date or into a
relationship.

493
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,720
Right, because effort is
universal.

494
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,920
Yeah, effort is.
So important.

495
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,080
Yeah, we.
We want to see effort in like

496
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,040
the tiny, tiny little things.
So yeah.

497
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,520
The things that's not that hard
to put effort into, like taking

498
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,600
one good picture and.
I think the conversation starter

499
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,960
is a good point because I'll see
in men's profile sometimes, you

500
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,600
know where it's like one of
those ones that's a list of

501
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,240
commandments about what you
should and should not do.

502
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,760
Oh, good Lord, yeah, those ones.
I can't with that.

503
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,560
You're just like, wow, I have a
list.

504
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,720
That's cool.
Right.

505
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,040
You're trying to control me
already and we haven't even met

506
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,320
your life.
Amazing.

507
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,520
Even if your picks are good,
that would be a hard pass.

508
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,000
But the ones that say, you know,
say more than hi.

509
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,800
And it's like, well, what have I
got?

510
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,680
Like what?
What have I got to go on here?

511
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,720
I don't I can't really muster
more than high because there's

512
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,560
there's not a lot of info on
here.

513
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,560
Nothing to.
Dig into.

514
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,680
Nothing to dig?
Well, there is information right

515
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,800
there for men in men's
magazines.

516
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,000
In fact, the Gentleman's Journal
gave a list of what men should

517
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,680
have in their pictures.
So to your point, they suggest

518
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:54,320
you traveling and they go on to
say a sense of adventure is an

519
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,720
extremely attractive quality,
but just make sure you don't

520
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,280
have it.
Pictures of you at various World

521
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,840
Heritage sites around the world
with only yourself in them that

522
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,000
you obviously got your tour
guide to take.

523
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040
Or heaven forbid, that you took
with a selfie stick.

524
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,040
Yeah, that's a great point.
So I do see these profiles

525
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,960
occasionally where every single
picture is a travel pic, right?

526
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,560
And usually it's a selfie and
it's the same expression in

527
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,360
front of eight different
backgrounds, actually.

528
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,680
What do you think is the most
photographed travel background,

529
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,960
Claire?
Oh, the Eiffel Tower.

530
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,800
Oh, the Eiffel Tower I think.
It is, but it's like one of

531
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,680
those angles up the nose with
like it in the background.

532
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,120
And I'm like, is this phallic or
are you just excited to be in

533
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,400
Paris?
Why not move?

534
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,720
Could be.
What have you seen?

535
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,480
Oh, Machu Picchu.
Really.

536
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,400
Yeah.
Beyond a doubt.

537
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,480
My goodness, you see.
It all the time, The hiker boys,

538
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,640
the hiker boys, the hiker boys.
I mean, I've got a couple

539
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,720
selfies in front of that.
Do you think I should post them?

540
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,600
I mean, if you're seeing it a
lot, I'm.

541
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,440
I'm just gonna say no, yeah.
No, I'm just gonna say I don't

542
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,400
have that one.
Yeah.

543
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400
Don't do that one.
Don't do that one.

544
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,480
This next one honestly surprised
me because I was like, really?

545
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,360
But they're suggesting at your
friend's wedding, they're saying

546
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,680
it should be a strong look.
No doubt you'll be wearing a

547
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,480
dashing suit and looking even
more charming than usual.

548
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,320
So I.
Like that actually.

549
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,480
Do you like that?
I do for a couple of reasons.

550
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,480
Number one, it shows that they
can clean up right.

551
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,840
So a man in a a good fitting
suit at least.

552
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,280
A good plus one.
Yeah, always attractive, right?

553
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,760
And potentially they've even
groomed.

554
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,600
So you're seeing them at their
best.

555
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,600
Whoa.
Yeah.

556
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,080
And also it tells you that they
have friends, or I guess at

557
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,320
least family, that they're
invited to their wedding.

558
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:52,360
Honestly, that is huge, yeah.
Because again, other episode,

559
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,640
there's just so many episodes
of, you know, the man that you

560
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,240
meet that has no friends or
family and you have to be the

561
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,480
social life guide.
Right, that's what they're

562
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,920
looking for is an entire social
support structure all wrapped up

563
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,400
in in you, basically, which is
cool.

564
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,520
We we both have good friends, we
have good mutual friends and it

565
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,960
would also be nice to meet
another group of friends like

566
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,800
that would be lovely.
It would again this next one.

567
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,000
I'm on the fence.
You playing in your band?

568
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,160
Because I kind of get like the
whole, like, Barbie movie with

569
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:31,680
the guitar vibes a little bit.
And, you know, it's interesting

570
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,360
because this was in the
gentleman's journal and they

571
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:38,160
say, I don't mean to speak for
the entire female population, so

572
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,360
maybe they shouldn't because
clearly it was written by a

573
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,280
dude, but they're saying that
every girl in the world loves a

574
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,520
man in a band.
False.

575
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,200
Yeah.
I don't know if that's true.

576
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,280
And I don't know if I'm feeling
weird because my son is in a

577
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,120
band.
So there's like that mother

578
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,320
child connection that I have
there.

579
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,600
But you know, I love to see him
in his band, but like, I don't I

580
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,480
don't know, I don't like the
band pictures.

581
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,680
I.
Don't think it's just you, I

582
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,120
don't like them either actually.
There's something that rubs me

583
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,960
the wrong way and I'm not an
entirely sure what it is.

584
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,280
That's fair.
I did swipe on a man once who I

585
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,760
later find out and I to his
credit, he didn't have these

586
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,560
pictures in his profile, but I
find out that he did musical

587
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,800
theatre and I don't know why it
just it give me the X so hard

588
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,360
because just the thought that I
have to like go potentially

589
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,000
watch him singing in like Annie
production or something.

590
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,600
I was just like, but you're like
a grown man.

591
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,960
Like, I enjoyed watching my
children in high school, but I

592
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,440
don't know if I would want to
see my partner, you know, in

593
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,360
cats.
Unless they're incredibly

594
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,080
talented, that might be
something you would have to

595
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,800
suffer through rather than
really enjoy, yeah.

596
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,560
It it wasn't hot to me and it I
feel like that's banned

597
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,200
adjacent.
It is banned adjacent, yeah.

598
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,720
So no, no to that with a side of
glitter.

599
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,320
Yes.
And that's, that's that like I,

600
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,320
I can't, I, I can't, I just, I
can't go there.

601
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,200
Me.
Sorry.

602
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,880
No offense so.
How about this, Claire?

603
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,280
So, but you know, band picture
is one thing.

604
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,880
What if it's just them sitting
there strumming a guitar, hot or

605
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,000
not?
See, in some cases, that's

606
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,560
worse.
Again, read the Barbie movie.

607
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:23,360
You know, it's like.
But yeah, I don't, I don't know.

608
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,760
Do you like that?
I don't usually.

609
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,360
It kind of depends on the
picture.

610
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,520
Like sometimes I hate to say it,
but they just look exceptionally

611
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,120
douchey in those pictures.
Sometimes they're fine, yeah.

612
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,960
But there's, yeah, it's just, I
just don't know why, yeah.

613
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,840
I agree, I'm not really into it.
Maybe it's just the reputation

614
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,440
musicians have.
It could be or not like being

615
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:48,320
the best partners, yeah.
Like a little rambunctious or

616
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,440
cheaty, I don't know.
Yeah.

617
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,600
Right, a little bit
self-centered, maybe.

618
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,800
And again this makes me feel
weird because my kids musician

619
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
and I don't want to think about
him in those terms.

620
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,120
So your.
Kid is lovely though.

621
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,880
He is he is lovely and not a
rambunctious or a cheater, A

622
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,000
cheater musician.
So you.

623
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,760
Raised him right.
Thank you.

624
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,400
He's a good soul.
He's a good soul.

625
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,560
OK, what's next, the sporty 1?
So they're recommending go for

626
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,240
it.
In fact, they call it excellent

627
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,440
and much better than
aforementioned gym selfies.

628
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,640
We agree with that.
They recommend tennis, football,

629
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,960
rugby, cricket, polo.
Go go, go Was is this a?

630
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,000
British magazine, it sounds like
it.

631
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,200
I mean cricket and polo.
What is happening here?

632
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,080
Tennis, I mean, rugby, yeah, I
think this must have been a

633
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,640
British magazine.
I didn't check bad researching

634
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,400
skills on my part but they say.
Football, but I bet they mean

635
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,840
soccer They do mean.
I bet they would mean soccer

636
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,560
because again, we don't want to
see the football helmet right

637
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,000
during the fius but also.
Grown men don't play football,

638
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,480
right?
Unless they're actually

639
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,240
professional football players.
Yeah, true.

640
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,360
And even then, hopefully they've
retired.

641
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,520
Yeah, their wee heads might be a
bit wonky and they might slur

642
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,080
their speech or something, I
don't know.

643
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,320
Well, at best.
Yeah.

644
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,480
I mean, yeah, they're poor
brains.

645
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,080
Yeah, that.
Would be too long to be knocking

646
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,160
your head around for sure.
You know, I do like the Sports 1

647
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,920
because, you know, at our
advanced years, well, I'm older

648
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,360
than you are, but.
Barely.

649
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,120
You know, like I, you want to
see that they're moving.

650
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,960
I agree.
Moving is good.

651
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,760
Oh.
My goodness.

652
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,200
Moving is good.
And it's also like, I don't

653
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,720
know, like it's there's like a,
there's like a line, you know,

654
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,320
like, I don't know, I.
Love the sporty pictures.

655
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,120
Yeah.
And of course you can take them

656
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,360
the wrong way and make them look
douchey, I suppose, but I really

657
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,560
like that as well.
You're moving your body, Yes.

658
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,160
Potentially you have some kind
of social interaction with

659
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,080
humans, which is good, right?
There are no toilets whatsoever

660
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,920
in the picture.
So all the things I like,

661
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,880
actually.
I have a question for you.

662
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,040
What would be your favorite
sport to see a man participating

663
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,840
in in a dating profile?
You know, I just, I like a

664
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,600
runner.
I.

665
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,120
Do like a runner because I like
to run.

666
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,480
I would love to be at somebody
that runs with me.

667
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,520
I did it a runner one time.
Very sweet guy.

668
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,640
And honestly, it was a lot of
fun.

669
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,120
We did like a we have marathon
together and everything and I

670
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,440
honestly really like that.
It was like a good vibe.

671
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,440
And at this point, you just, I
do agree with, I, I want to see

672
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,440
you moving at at this juncture
in life.

673
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,760
Please be moving.
Yeah.

674
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,920
Don't give up.
Don't.

675
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,640
Give up, don't just just don't
give up just yet.

676
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,680
What about you?
What's your favorite sporty guy?

677
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,400
Oh boy, this is going to
probably pigeonhole me a little

678
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,840
bit, but I got to go with
hockey.

679
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,840
Hockey is sexy like.
Ice or field?

680
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,600
Ice, Yeah, the boy aquarium,
right as they say I've.

681
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,160
Never heard that before.
Melissa teaches.

682
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,320
Me.
Lots of words.

683
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,440
Unfreezes.
Yes, some of them are really

684
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,360
fun.
I'm.

685
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,400
Kind of naive honestly, but yes,
I.

686
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,120
Feel like we should go to a
hockey game, Claire.

687
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,200
We should.
We just got our professional

688
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,040
hockey team here in Salt Lake.
There's been a few games

689
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,720
already.
Well, we've had it I guess for a

690
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,040
little minute, but we just got
the official name.

691
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,680
Is it Grizzlies that No, that's
our that's our more minor league

692
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,320
team.
So we do have the Grizzlies.

693
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,920
It is the Utah mammoth singular.
We're not mammoths, plural, just

694
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,000
mammoth.
We're all just a mammoth A.

695
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,840
Giant.
We're just one mammoth mammoth

696
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,760
all together.
Yes, we're a mammoth so.

697
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,120
Community oriented.
I love that Melissa Rella by the

698
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,520
way, is like this sporty girl.
She knows about all the sports,

699
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:32,960
plays all the sports, very
athletic, so she's the only hope

700
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,960
I have of like being involved in
sports.

701
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,360
You.
Know, I think you only think I

702
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,600
know sports because you don't
know sports.

703
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,960
I I know more than you, but
that's a low bar.

704
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,360
Especially the American sports
like I try with football, but.

705
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,320
Well, we're going to do a little
education on the football.

706
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,800
I'm excited just a little bit.
Yeah.

707
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,719
I mean, we got to get ready
because the Super Bowl is

708
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,120
coming.
Claire, that's true.

709
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,880
And you know what's going to
happen at the Super Bowl?

710
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,800
What?
The.

711
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,280
Halftime show.
OH.

712
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,240
Oh yeah, I do like that part,
yeah.

713
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,560
Bad Bunny, OH.
That's right, I'm so.

714
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,680
Excited that is going to.
Be very cool.

715
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,240
It's going to.
Be very fun and I'm mostly.

716
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:09,600
Excited because it seems to be
pissing people off already for a

717
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,760
lot of stupid reasons so bad.
Bunny is amazing anyway, but

718
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,080
that is just a side benefit.
Icing.

719
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,640
On the cake.
Icing on the cake, yes, and rage

720
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,880
those boomers.
I love it.

721
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,760
It's.
It's very good.

722
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,200
In fact, I think at your last
Super Bowl event, I believe that

723
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,200
I actually won some of the
predictions, I think.

724
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,120
You did, but.
I think it was just a total

725
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,840
fluke.
It's like when I take it, Is

726
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,200
that an Irish word?
Fluke.

727
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,120
Fluke is how we would say it.
Fluke.

728
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,760
Do they say that here?
We say fluke.

729
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,680
Yeah, OK.
Fluke.

730
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,960
OK I'll send my American but I
think it was like the way I take

731
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:47,560
math tests is I was just like
ACD like I picked but I believe

732
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,360
I was enjoying first place.
I think you were cool.

733
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,080
Well, we'll see if you can
repeat it this year.

734
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,840
I must just be a witch.
We will give you all an update

735
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,640
on the Super Bowl predictions.
That's very cool.

736
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,840
I do like the snacks and I like
I like a good themed snack.

737
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,520
So I'll be there for the snacks
and I'll just cheer when when

738
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,920
you all do too.
So and.

739
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,160
For Bad Bunny, because we're
gonna have a little dance party.

740
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,200
Yes, I.
I am very excited for that.

741
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,360
I do like the halftime shows and
the ads.

742
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,840
Yes, they do make you cry and
that's lovely.

743
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,960
So in a good way.
In a good way, supposed.

744
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,640
To make you laugh.
Well, what we got on to crying

745
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,400
well.
Like the the night, like the

746
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,080
cathartic crying.
Not like the sobbing feeling

747
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,320
like your soul is destroyed, but
like, you know, all right.

748
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,760
Fair enough.
Cathartic sobs.

749
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,720
To our point about the sports,
and I apologize for umming so

750
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,800
much today.
As I say, it's one of those days

751
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,840
where like the words, the words
aren't coming out.

752
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,520
To be frank, I'm PMS ING well,
which is ridiculous at this age,

753
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,480
but I am it's.
Not ridiculous.

754
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,240
It means you're just, you know,
turtle.

755
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,480
Do we turtle?
Myrtle over here.

756
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,680
Good Lord, Can you imagine?
Oh dear God, no.

757
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,760
But if you keep apologizing, I'm
going to institute the same rule

758
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,440
that I have with my pickleball
partners, which is a shot for

759
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,320
every sorry.
OK.

760
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,640
So no more sorries or you're
going to get real drunk.

761
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,160
See.
I don't even realize I do it.

762
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,480
I think it's totally inbred into
Irish culture.

763
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,640
Well, and also Mormon culture,
Yes, and also Catholic culture.

764
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,320
And you've got the trifecta.
I have the.

765
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Trifecta of Quadfest.
Yeah, the Shim cultures are like

766
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,640
super strong in me, so yeah.
All right.

767
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,160
Episode on Irish Catholic
school.

768
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,520
Absolutely.
OK, back to our profile

769
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,600
pictures.
Extreme.

770
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,760
Sports.
So we've kind of covered that

771
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:35,080
this magazine is suggesting the
Creme de la Creme of dating

772
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,080
profile pictures, which may be a
reach, but they they've

773
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:44,720
suggested adventure danger.
Just make sure well look at this

774
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,080
good advice.
Make sure your face isn't hidden

775
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,560
by sunglasses and a helmet.
We'll imagine the worst.

776
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,040
Yes, we will.
Facts.

777
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,640
Claire, what do you consider to
be an extreme sport?

778
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,480
Well, I mean, honestly, as the
wee Irish girl, even like skiing

779
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,480
seems a little hazardous to me,
especially when they're doing it

780
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:07,440
actually see, here's a catch 22,
because I love to see a helmet

781
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,880
because I'm like safety first.
Your brains probably functional.

782
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,480
You haven't knocked it off the
ice 50 million times on helmet.

783
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,080
It did.
If that is a breeze, it is.

784
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:22,720
But you know, it's, it's maybe
helmet under the arm like when

785
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,840
you're done.
But I think maybe like jumping

786
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,920
off things like paragliders,
although I do think that's cool,

787
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,120
but I don't think I'd want to do
that as AD at night.

788
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,000
No.
Goodness, no.

789
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,160
Yeah.
What about you?

790
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,040
What?
What do you want?

791
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,760
What gets you going?
I don't know if extreme sports

792
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,280
really get me going because
again, I'm like, are you going

793
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,840
to want me to do this for me?
Extreme sports would be like

794
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,920
skydiving.
Yeah.

795
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,560
Have you ever been skydiving,
Claire?

796
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,600
No.
I have not.

797
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,440
I'm skydiving Curious, but I
don't know if I'm brave enough.

798
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,080
What about you?
I did it once and of course I

799
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,280
did.
Yeah, it was a tandem jump, of

800
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,520
course, because your first few,
as I understand it, need to be

801
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,240
so you don't like freak out and
not open your parachute.

802
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,640
I.
Don't think I could do it any

803
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,600
other way.
Oh.

804
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,040
Yeah, I think you would have to.
Yeah.

805
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,760
And it was terrifying.
It was a lot of fun, Yeah.

806
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,960
I don't think I could have
jumped out of the airplane if I

807
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,040
wasn't strapped to someone who
jumped out of the airplane.

808
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,680
That survival instinct really
kicks in.

809
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,200
But once we were out and
actually falling, it was

810
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,080
magnificent.
It was so much fun.

811
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,200
But would I want to do it again?
I'm not sure.

812
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,920
Yeah.
It's like a one and done.

813
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,520
Yeah, checked it all and maybe
would do it again, but it's not

814
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,960
something I want to go do every
weekend.

815
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,840
Right.
That you're like, take me back

816
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,000
there.
Yeah, I.

817
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Think maybe some people would
consider scuba diving to be an

818
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,640
extreme sport, but if I see that
that actually is the Creme de la

819
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,480
Creme because you're a wee scuba
diver.

820
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,760
I'm a wee scuba diving and I
would love to find someone who

821
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,120
would go diving on vacation with
me that.

822
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,520
Makes sense because you've got
lots to talk about and also

823
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,440
potential travel partner 100%.
Hey, anybody out there looking

824
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,160
to date this hot woman?
Get yourself scuba certified.

825
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,720
There's my wing woman because.
That's going to do it for her.

826
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,200
It will help for sure.
That's that's a lot of extra

827
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,040
bonus points that.
Is a lot of a lot of bonus

828
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,080
points for you for sure so this
list like do you agree with it?

829
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,880
Do you think that these would be
helpful?

830
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,240
Is there anything that they
missed that you would

831
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,680
automatically be like, huh, I
like that.

832
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,840
Oh.
That's a good question.

833
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,640
I think it is sort of a good
list with the, you know, caveats

834
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,560
and exceptions that we talked
about, but just also, as we

835
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,480
discussed before, at least a
couple pictures where I can see

836
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,280
your whole face.
Yes, Right.

837
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,920
And I can tell what you look
like.

838
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,160
Yeah.
And like a full body shot, a

839
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,560
full.
Body shot would be nice I.

840
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:57,160
Always include one in mine
because I am like a tall girly

841
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,680
as are you and so I'm.
Not that tall, more tall.

842
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,240
Well, I'm taller than average.
I'm like the.

843
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,160
Same height no.
We're not I.

844
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,400
Feel like we're the same height
we're.

845
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,680
Absolutely not the same height.
I'm 5 foot 7 and you are at

846
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,680
least 5 foot 10 close.
To 510, yeah.

847
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:17,280
Yeah.
Unlike a man, I round dine or

848
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,280
round down and just to interpret
that for everybody right there.

849
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:26,400
But yeah, I, I mean, well,
again, other episode, the whole,

850
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,920
the whole height situation on
dating apps, but you like to

851
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,800
show your your height just a
full body shot is good, yeah.

852
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,320
I think it's good as well.
I've heard men say that as well,

853
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,280
but they're saying it for a
different reason, right?

854
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,680
I mean, they're looking to
assess your weight.

855
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:46,080
Basically, which my God, some of
them are hypocrites.

856
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,000
I'll just, I'll just leave it at
that.

857
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,440
That's true.
I mean, it is OK to have

858
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,600
preferences, I would say of
course, but some men are

859
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,600
definitely looking for, shall we
just say, a person out of their

860
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,040
range.
Yes, where they're not

861
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,320
necessarily mirroring the
physique, right.

862
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:09,680
Yes, Yeah, understood.
Melissa Valla understood.

863
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:16,080
We are understanding each other.
So yeah, that's that's our

864
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,040
pictures.
All right.

865
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,360
Well, I think you have some
another study that you were

866
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,880
going to talk about that is
hitting one of my personal areas

867
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,240
of expertise.
I heard the word evolution come

868
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,240
up somewhere.
Yes.

869
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,960
Tell me more about that.
Well, I think you had the

870
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,440
reference, something about
evolution and dating profile

871
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,400
pictures.
So lay it on me, Claire, OK?

872
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,680
I'll lay it on you.
I've always wanted to lay it on

873
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,400
you, so let me lay it on your
heart, baby.

874
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,920
You can lay on me anytime,
sorry.

875
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,480
That that went another
direction, But you know, that's

876
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,720
that's just who we are and how
we feel about each other.

877
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:56,000
So yes, there actually is a
study with a very fancy title on

878
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,520
this.
And to our point earlier about

879
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,000
like, why is it like this?
Like what things do men look

880
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,640
dating profiles, what things to
women look for?

881
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,240
And it really is kind of back to
evolutionary times like hunter

882
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,720
gatherer, caveman style,
honestly.

883
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,720
So there's a study called visual
attention to evolutionary

884
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,960
relevant information by
heterosexual men and women while

885
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,120
viewing mock online dating
profiles.

886
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,040
That's a mindful.
I love this.

887
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,600
This seems like a dream job
actually is to make up dating

888
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,560
profiles and have people
evaluate them.

889
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,880
That would be good.
Like noticing their eye

890
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,200
movements and oh.
Absolutely.

891
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,720
It would fulfill my name or my
need for data and for for

892
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,760
judging people.
All wrapped up.

893
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,720
That's right.
The boat.

894
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,680
Exactly.
Dream living.

895
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,280
Dream living.
All right.

896
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,920
Well, tell me about the study.
Well.

897
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,920
I don't think the findings are
gonna surprise you or anybody

898
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,280
else, but in terms of high men
and women judge profiles, women

899
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,880
are more likely to base their
potential partner decisions on

900
00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,320
socio economic characteristic in
contrast to men who

901
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,600
predominantly be as decisions on
physical appearance alone.

902
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,760
OK.
Well, I mean, that's definitely

903
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,160
according to, you know, our
socialized gender roles.

904
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,640
So that isn't too
groundbreaking.

905
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,080
Yep, hunter gatherer style.
We we want somebody that can

906
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,680
provide.
And honestly, I could go deeper

907
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,040
on that.
It's not just about the

908
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,600
providing.
It's about the the guys that are

909
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,720
like, you know, I'm an
entrepreneur.

910
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,040
I'm a school of Hard Knocks.
It's like, OK, so I'm paying for

911
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,880
dinner then, aren't I?
Yeah.

912
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,160
Oh 100% yeah.
Like.

913
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,680
I don't want somebody to keep
me.

914
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,840
I can keep myself.
I have kept myself and my

915
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,800
children for a long time.
But just pull your weight.

916
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,920
At least buy you coffee at.
Least buy me coffee.

917
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,400
And you know I'll buy you coffee
someday too.

918
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,000
Sure.
If there's a second date, which

919
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,320
usually there isn't, but if
there is, happy to take turns,

920
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,320
right?
We'll take all the turns, but I

921
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:53,240
am not an ATM so yeah, more on
that later.

922
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,280
Not anymore, not anymore.
That is true.

923
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:00,120
Hurray.
And regardless of high

924
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,840
attractive men wear, in a
woman's opinion, high or low,

925
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:09,760
women spent more time looking at
men's thesis when resources were

926
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,680
low than high.
So they were still giving them a

927
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,960
chance.
They're like, OK, I need, I

928
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,840
might need a second look.
So the hotness wasn't trumping

929
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,200
the resource aspect to it.
And that was done by a clinical

930
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,920
psychologist from the University
of New England in New South

931
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,720
Wales, Australia.
So are we Aussie?

932
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,840
Lovely Aussie 1 women on dating
apps may throw less well off men

933
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,840
a bone.
No double entendre there.

934
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,080
I thought it was the other way
around there.

935
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,960
Yeah.
Hopefully she's not by

936
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,320
scrutinizing their
attractiveness more closely.

937
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,080
So he may not be pulling in six
figures, but he's got a cute fee

938
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,000
so she'll she'll give him a wee
go.

939
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,760
Interesting, so if they are
pulling 6 figures then women are

940
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,440
more likely to swipe right
regardless, but if they're not,

941
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,160
you're saying that being hot can
make up for that they're?

942
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,000
Still in with a chance.
OK, got it.

943
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,120
So contrary to that opinion that
all all women are gold diggers,

944
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,040
the research shows that this is
not in fact the case.

945
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,240
Right.
Well, what about men?

946
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,960
So men, Unsurprisingly, we're
predominantly interested in

947
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,680
women's fees, with one
interesting exception.

948
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:26,560
They tended so opposites here to
spend a little extra time with

949
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,480
the profile if the woman had a
high paying or prestigious job,

950
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,120
especially when she was rated as
less attractive.

951
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,520
So essentially, women were more
generous towards less resource

952
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,480
men when they were attractive,
while men were more generous

953
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,800
towards less attractive women
when they had more resources.

954
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,840
Well, that's really interesting.
And I feel like that part is

955
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,720
actually a little bit opposite
from what society tells us is

956
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:53,800
the case.
Yeah.

957
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,960
I mean, like you said, women are
portrayed by so many sources as

958
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,040
being, quote, gold diggers.
And yet from what you're telling

959
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,160
me, they're the ones that are
giving, you know, cuties with no

960
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,640
money a chance.
Yeah.

961
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,240
Whereas men are more generous.
When women have more money, do

962
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,680
you think they're looking for a
handout?

963
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,520
You know, I think it's
definitely fair to say and

964
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,800
speaking from some personal
experience, that that is true

965
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,880
for some men.
Yeah.

966
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,320
Well, and it also I was like, is
that true, though?

967
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,400
Because I had a dating
experience once where a man told

968
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,680
me that I was.
What was it?

969
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:34,080
How did he freeze it?
He said that I was too qualified

970
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:38,600
or too prestigious.
It just didn't make sense.

971
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,120
I'm like, dude, I'm a public
employee, what the hell are you

972
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,520
talking about?
Like I'm not pulling in the

973
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,000
cash, but.
He was intimidated by your title

974
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,760
it.
Well, on the the exams, I think

975
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,200
it was the exams part.
And he said that it was.

976
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:54,680
He said that it would, it made
me not deatable.

977
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,360
He said that many men would, Oh,
I know what it was.

978
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,160
Many men would be put off by my
credentials.

979
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,560
Oh, well, you don't want to mess
with those men.

980
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,280
Yeah, but.
He quickly said I mean, I

981
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,160
wouldn't.
And I was like.

982
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,120
Oh God, is that nagging?
That sounds like nagging.

983
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:10,720
Oh big.
Time.

984
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,320
What does that mean?
Isn't.

985
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,480
Nagging like know.
Anything.

986
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,840
Melissa, stop it.
You know so many things.

987
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,120
I feel like you.
Know more than I do I'm not

988
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,760
cool.
Well, well, I'll have to look it

989
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,280
up, but it isn't nagging the
backhanded compliment, right?

990
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,080
It's a way of complimenting you
and putting you down at the same

991
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,520
time at the.
Same time.

992
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,720
And the idea is that it makes
you sort of hungry for this

993
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,520
person's approval that's doing
it.

994
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,480
It's a control mechanism that.
Doesn't sound nice.

995
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,400
No, it's not nice at all.
I'm glad.

996
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,600
I know what nagging is now, and
I believe I may have experienced

997
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,440
it even if I didn't have the
name.

998
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:44,800
I think you did.
Oh.

999
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,360
Wow.
OK, well, now we know.

1000
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,560
So ladies, be smart, but not too
smart.

1001
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,160
No, be smart.
Yeah, I totally said that was

1002
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,280
our customer.
It just I know you did speaks

1003
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,560
to.
The fragile, the fragile ego out

1004
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,080
there.
Yes, possibly so.

1005
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:10,200
Or maybe he was just delusional
about what professors actually

1006
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,280
make.
So who knows, Yeah.

1007
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,840
Do you have any good stories of
like somebody that showed up and

1008
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,280
they just were not even remotely
connected to their profile like

1009
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,160
picture or what they had claimed
in their status?

1010
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,560
I mean, not too often because
usually I'll try to select

1011
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,800
people that have a good number
of photos and I have some

1012
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,000
confidence of what about what
they might look like.

1013
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,240
But I've been taken in before.
I had a date with a man once who

1014
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,400
I'll, you know, I mentioned the
15 years earlier, his photos

1015
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,520
were all at least a decade old
or more.

1016
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,800
Oh, wow.
I mean, they were, his pictures

1017
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,360
were quite hot, like cute blonde
tall guy.

1018
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,560
And you know, he showed up at
the bar and clearly these were

1019
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,760
from way back in the day.
Oh my God, way back in the day.

1020
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,880
Including the shirtless picture.
He was significantly older than

1021
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,560
what his pictures made him look
like.

1022
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,640
Wow.
Do they think you're not going

1023
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,800
to notice, right?
What do they think is going to

1024
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,200
happen when you actually meet?
Oh.

1025
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,480
My God, it's quite.
Weird.

1026
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,280
How about you?
Oh.

1027
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,320
Yes, I definitely did have an
experience and to your point

1028
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,000
earlier, like I don't know why
this didn't put me off the date,

1029
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,560
but we we had a phone call
before because, you know, the

1030
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,360
girlies do their safety checks.
Got to do that every time.

1031
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,960
And so we had a wee phone call
and he made some really gross

1032
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,680
comment about skinny girls.
And I was like, oh, and yeah,

1033
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,640
like, I don't know.
I, I have improved.

1034
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:39,520
This was quite some time ago,
but I still went on the date and

1035
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:44,080
I got there and his pictures,
yeah, like I would say 7 to 10

1036
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:48,680
years, but was, you know,
sometimes people have a glow up

1037
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,200
and maybe they're even, like,
better, but that's not always

1038
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,440
the case.
And sometimes they have changed

1039
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:02,560
shape or hair status or beard
status or, you know, things have

1040
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,360
changed significantly, shall we
say.

1041
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,120
And they had in this
circumstance.

1042
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:12,640
And so I think that lasted about
45 minutes because I was just so

1043
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,360
icked out at the disingenuous
neighbor or neighbor nature,

1044
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,480
nature.
Thank you.

1045
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,440
Help me today, please.
I gotcha.

1046
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,800
Girl nature of it.
All.

1047
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,200
So I had two gin and tonics and
a huge plate of cheese fries.

1048
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,040
And then I left at the 45 minute
mark.

1049
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,480
There you go.
I love it.

1050
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,480
Yeah, at least you got some
cheese fries out of the deal.

1051
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,360
I did.
And I just.

1052
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,920
I wanted to eat like a savage
animal just to be like skinny

1053
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,000
girls, huh?
Yeah, it was just.

1054
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,400
So gross.
So gross.

1055
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,440
That's pretty gross.
EW EW.

1056
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,200
Well, I think it's time.
Is it time?

1057
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,400
It's time.
For your American education, for

1058
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,360
my American education, all
right, in the sports for the

1059
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,480
smash or pass, OK.
Here we go.

1060
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,760
So we've got a little double
whammy or double header today

1061
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,040
because we're going to do a
little sports education.

1062
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,880
We're going to play smash or
pass.

1063
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,960
But I'm also going to have you
try to guess the NFL team from

1064
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,120
the logo.
Oh, dear God.

1065
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:12,200
So we are playing smash or pass,
NFL quarterback edition.

1066
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,120
It's going to be a good time.
I'm excited.

1067
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,040
I made the slideshow just for
Claire.

1068
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,960
Yeah, here we go.
Oh, there's.

1069
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,800
Hints.
Some of them have letters so I

1070
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,320
feel like some.
Of them do indeed have letters.

1071
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,440
Thank you for the help.
So first of all, we have this

1072
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,840
lovely gentleman.
This is named Brock Purdy.

1073
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,720
Can you tell what team he's
from, first of all?

1074
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,320
Well.
It has an SF, so I'm assuming

1075
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,840
there's a San Francisco element.
Indeed did I.

1076
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,920
Get it right?
Well.

1077
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,760
You got the city right?
Do you know the name of the

1078
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,480
team?
Yeah, God, yeah.

1079
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:49,080
I have to do that.
I don't.

1080
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,040
I'm trying to think of like
iconic things.

1081
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,120
I can only think of the bridge,
but they're not going to be

1082
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,280
called the bridges.
Yeah, no, it's not the San

1083
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,720
Francisco Golden Gate bridges.
It's a good guess, though.

1084
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,920
I love it.
Oh, my God, this is my team,

1085
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,960
actually.
Oh, this is the San Francisco

1086
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,160
49ers.
Oh, the 49ers, you've heard.

1087
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,960
Me talk about them or sometimes
we just say the Niners.

1088
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,200
Yeah, well, what is 49ers about
San Francisco?

1089
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:17,160
Well, so that is historical.
That goes back to the gold rush

1090
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,280
of 1849.
Yeah.

1091
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,840
I love the prospects.
Yeah, that's that's actually

1092
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,120
very cool.
Yeah, our mascot is a a

1093
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,600
prospector.
Yeah, foam head.

1094
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,040
It's pretty fun, makes.
Sense.

1095
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:30,560
Yeah, all.
Right.

1096
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:35,400
So Brock Purdy smash a pass.
I'm gonna pass because he looks

1097
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,360
like an infant.
Yeah, he's pretty young.

1098
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,120
He's.
Pretty young and you know, I

1099
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,800
just.
I'm not really into the younger

1100
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,240
guys.
I never really have been.

1101
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,600
That's fair.
Yeah, yeah, I like the old

1102
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,000
dudes, but not so much now that
I'm old too, because then they

1103
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,720
have to get really old to be the
old dudes.

1104
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,040
But.
Well, I've got a couple older

1105
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,760
ones in here, see what you
think.

1106
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,320
Okay, so we've got a pass on
Brock Purdy.

1107
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,360
Pass.
Sorry, Brock.

1108
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,720
All right, next we have Lamar
Jackson.

1109
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:01,320
Can you tell from the logo what
team, city and team he plays

1110
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,720
for?
American B Towns and villages.

1111
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,560
Or states.
But oh, is it Baltimore Ravens?

1112
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,640
It is.
Oh my gosh, I'm so proud.

1113
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,640
It's just the Claire.
Your week, Claire.

1114
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,080
Got an American question?
It's honestly just because of

1115
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:24,320
the the what's this?
The poet Edgar Allan Poe?

1116
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,800
Yes.
Oh my goodness, I've.

1117
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:33,320
Been to his grave in Baltimore.
Wow man, we're like getting some

1118
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,640
extra education here.
I'm so proud.

1119
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,040
Who knew NFL was so esoteric?
I.

1120
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,600
Know because when I find that I
and put all that together, I was

1121
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,240
like, huh, wow, these sporty
dudes are smarter than we think.

1122
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,600
Maybe they are.
Yeah.

1123
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,080
All right.
So Lamar Jackson smash a pass.

1124
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,520
I still feel funny about the
age, but if he was older it

1125
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,480
would be a smash.
OK.

1126
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,000
You like the way he he is an
incredible quarterback.

1127
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,480
Yeah, he he's a cute guy.
Right.

1128
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:08,080
How about Jalen Hurts and tell
me where you think he might be

1129
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,960
from and what team?
OK, there is no clue.

1130
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,720
Can I just say in this little
motif there?

1131
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,080
Is a clue.
The logo's right there.

1132
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,200
I.
Know but like but Tyne village

1133
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,560
like it's not OK.
There are no letters.

1134
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,040
Yes, there's no letters.
I'm I'm struggling.

1135
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,840
It's it's obviously like a sky
beast of some kind, like a Yep,

1136
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,960
a Falcon or an eagle.
That's the.

1137
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,240
Name this the Sky Beasts.
The Sky Beast?

1138
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:36,720
No, I'm kidding.
I'm so gullible.

1139
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,480
I was like, that would be so fun
that.

1140
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,560
Would be fun.
We need.

1141
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,960
An NFL team, maybe here.
In Salt Lake called the Sky

1142
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,680
Beast.
I would love an NFL team here,

1143
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,840
yeah.
All right, Sky Beast, here we

1144
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,720
come.
OK, the Sky Beast team, I have

1145
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,480
no clue what state is known for
their Sky beast.

1146
00:55:54,480 --> 00:56:00,760
So, OK, is it the Falcons?
No, There is a team called the

1147
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,120
Falcons, but these are the
Eagles from Philadelphia.

1148
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,080
So And actually, I think we have
a reference here, right?

1149
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,200
This is our national symbol, the
eagle.

1150
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:09,680
Yeah.
And is it?

1151
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,800
Like Philadelphia Liberty Bell
situation, I've seen the Liberty

1152
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,240
Bell too.
Thank you very much.

1153
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,040
Very nice.
I'm well travelled to these

1154
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,120
American sites of interest all.
Right.

1155
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,720
So what do we think about Jalen
Hurts?

1156
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:26,400
You know, I he is cute, but the
the the jewelry is giving me the

1157
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,360
Ek a little really, I'm not I'm
not a jewelry on dudes guy.

1158
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,400
Oh, OK.
Maybe if I cropped it out you

1159
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,640
would be into it.
Did I?

1160
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,480
I would say semi smash.
OK.

1161
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,960
So maybe just take the jewelry
off?

1162
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,880
And we'll go with Smash.
We'll meet.

1163
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,600
Guy and see Yeah.
OK, all right, let's.

1164
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,640
Go a little bit older for you,
OK?

1165
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,080
This is Mr. Aaron Rodgers.
OK.

1166
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,960
And where do we think he's from
now?

1167
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,600
I've edited this logo just a
little bit to take the team name

1168
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,640
out of it, but you.
Know, I think I recognize that

1169
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:57,360
is it the Steelers is the.
Steelers, I bet you I'm proud to

1170
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,400
be an American.
Yeah, cuz I know the Steelers

1171
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,360
logo there.
You go all right.

1172
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,360
But what city though?
Is See, I thought it was

1173
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,480
Pittsburgh.
It is Pittsburgh.

1174
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,120
Oh, it is.
Yeah.

1175
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,760
Well done, Was the.
Other ones not.

1176
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,720
Philadelphia, Oh yeah, still P
words yeah sorry.

1177
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,200
Why did they get 2?
I don't know.

1178
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,400
We.
Don't even have one.

1179
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,160
Is it like the Electoral
College?

1180
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,720
What's happening?
Yes, it's just like that.

1181
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,320
Yeah, that's.
How they decide to get the?

1182
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,920
Team reasons, Historical
reasons.

1183
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,400
OK, cool.
All right.

1184
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,840
So what do we think about Aaron
Rodgers?

1185
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,560
You know, I appreciate the age
appropriateness, but I'm gonna

1186
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,560
pass.
Oh.

1187
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,240
I would hard pass on this.
He's got.

1188
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,440
Crazy eyes, no offense.
Can we say that?

1189
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,960
No, he does have.
I'm a little scared.

1190
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,520
Yeah, you should be.
You should be.

1191
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,360
That's actually accurate.
OK, cool.

1192
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,960
I knew you were so intuitive.
I've.

1193
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,880
Got the Irish witch intuition.
You do, you do, my Lloyd

1194
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,320
stirred.
You don't want a danger you

1195
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,560
don't want.
To touch this with a 10 foot

1196
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,000
pole.
Cool for the crazy.

1197
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,080
All right?
All right, next we have Jared

1198
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:51,800
Goff.
Huh?

1199
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,440
This looks this.
Is a younger picture, so imagine

1200
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,200
him several years older than
this if you can.

1201
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,000
OK.
Imagining this looks very

1202
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,360
British.
It looks like the British Lions

1203
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,200
rugby picture.
OK.

1204
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,920
It is a lion.
OK, so Lion City it is we've.

1205
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,600
Got land beasts?
Nice.

1206
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,160
So what?
See.

1207
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,640
It screams land beasts.
Yes.

1208
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,680
Where are lions native to
America?

1209
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,440
This.
Is what I'm struggling like I'm

1210
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,280
digging really deeply to be
like, where would I find the

1211
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:26,000
lions or the Leo's or something?
I'm drawing a blank there's.

1212
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,560
No real clue.
No in the.

1213
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,240
Animal they're just have to
guess.

1214
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,080
Oh, we.
Is that a clue?

1215
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,960
And a shirt?
The Rams.

1216
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,200
Are they called the Rams?
But they're a lion.

1217
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,120
Yeah, that's because it's an old
picture of Jared Goff from when

1218
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,080
he used to play for the Rams.
They saw tricks through.

1219
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,840
No, I didn't.
It was just the first picture I

1220
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,680
found.
I thought you were just being

1221
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,840
devious, but that's cool.
Lions.

1222
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:50,840
What?
What?

1223
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,320
Steve begins with an L or city
in America.

1224
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,880
I'll give.
You a hint, this is where Eminem

1225
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,080
is from.
Yeah, Detroit.

1226
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:58,960
Yeah.
Oh my.

1227
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,280
God, right?
Look at Detroit Lions.

1228
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,320
Yes.
Huh.

1229
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,600
That's an interesting pairing
from what I know of Detroit, but

1230
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,760
cool, yeah.
All right, right, smash or pass.

1231
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,440
You know I'm going to pass
because even imagining I'm

1232
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,880
older, I'm getting stake
president vibes.

1233
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,360
Oh, he's a little too clean cut
Mormon look.

1234
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,840
He looks it's like perfect
teeth, don't get me wrong, but

1235
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,200
like there's a there's a stake.
Good looking man do.

1236
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,960
You think?
I think so, Yeah.

1237
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,760
I'm.
Just not feeling it all right?

1238
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,840
That's fair.
OK, wow, you're passing on a lot

1239
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,360
of these.
I haven't been asking you,

1240
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,960
actually.
That's very rude of me.

1241
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,280
Oh.
No, that's quite fine.

1242
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,440
OK, We can usually assume it's a
smash.

1243
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,560
So we're going to pass on Aaron
Rodgers for sure.

1244
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,400
Oh, yeah.
Crazy.

1245
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,880
All right, how about this?
Do you recognize this person?

1246
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,640
He's in a lot of commercials.
You.

1247
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,840
Know I don't OK.
This is Patrick Mahomes.

1248
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,720
OK, Hello, Patrick.
And we have some letters here

1249
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,800
for you.
So you should hopefully

1250
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,440
recognize this logo.
So.

1251
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,520
I'm seeing an arrow but I'm
feeling Kentucky vibes.

1252
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,800
No, Kansas.
Yes, yes, Kansas, Yeah.

1253
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,080
OK.
Are they known for their arrows?

1254
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:09,680
Is it like the Kansas Crossbows
or Cardinals?

1255
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,120
My sweet summer child.
Oh.

1256
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,320
OK, this is.
One of the racist names?

1257
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,240
Oh.
Oh, oh, Oh yeah.

1258
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,160
OK.
Is it the Chief?

1259
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,840
It's the Chiefs, not chieftains,
Chiefs, Kansas City Chiefs.

1260
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:27,000
So the Arrowhead is, is that?
Yeah, Kansas City, MO.

1261
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,280
But Kansas City, huh?
I thought Kansas City was in

1262
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:30,960
Kansas.
Well, there.

1263
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,400
Is 1 in Kansas, but the larger 1
is in Missouri.

1264
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,400
Well, that's really confusing
for foreigners.

1265
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,720
Yeah, come.
On Kansas, sorted out, sorted

1266
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:45,800
out or Kansas City in Missouri.
So in terms of Smasher pass, I'm

1267
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:50,280
going to say pass because the
turtleneck is giving me the Eck.

1268
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,680
OK, I'm very shallow.
Yeah, that's.

1269
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,840
Fine, you can be shallow.
I would pass on this one.

1270
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,360
Would you pass?
Why would you pass?

1271
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,120
Is it the turtleneck?
No, I just know too much.

1272
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,000
I've watched too much football.
Yeah, that's why he's an

1273
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,400
excellent quarterback, one of
the best of the generation.

1274
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,280
But yeah, I'm not.
I'm not a big fan, OK?

1275
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,960
For historical sports reasons.
OK.

1276
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,560
Do you know who else is on the
Kansas City Chiefs?

1277
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,200
Can you name another player if
my?

1278
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,600
Life depended on it.
I could not What?

1279
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:22,320
If I gave you a hint, hint.
But if one of the players is

1280
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,960
dating a very, very famous star.
Oh.

1281
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,160
Travis Doodad.
What's his name?

1282
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,600
Yes, Travis Doodad.
Travis Doodad.

1283
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,080
Him.
Mr. Travis.

1284
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,360
Swift.
Yes, Travis Swift.

1285
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,520
That's right.
Travis Kelsey.

1286
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,640
OK.
Thank you.

1287
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,040
Yeah, OK.
OK, moving on to a team that

1288
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,520
used to have a racist name and
has now changed it.

1289
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,720
Well done.
Yeah.

1290
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,760
Progress is progress.
Progress.

1291
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,880
This is Jaden Daniels, an
amazing quarterback.

1292
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,240
Oh.
You're selling them.

1293
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,920
Well, I mean, he's an amazing
quarterback.

1294
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,920
That's good.
I think this is last year was

1295
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,080
his rookie season.
This is his second year.

1296
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,440
He's had some injuries.
Yeah.

1297
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,960
Do you know where he might be
from from?

1298
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:07,040
The somewhere with AW.
So it strikes me to say

1299
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,080
Washington, but I feel like
that's too obvious.

1300
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,000
So I'm gonna say something like
Wichita.

1301
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,520
No, you're my.
Favorite human first instinct

1302
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,000
was right.
So Washington, Really I.

1303
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,400
Didn't know they had a team.
Well, this is Washington, DC, to

1304
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,720
be clear, I thought Steat.
OK, well, Washington State does

1305
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,120
have a team, and they're the
Seattle Seahawks.

1306
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,200
That's a.
Different thing, not a.

1307
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,560
Washington not leading with
that.

1308
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,800
So is it something like
government related because it's

1309
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,560
DC?
Is it like the one?

1310
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:42,360
Would think, yeah.
Like the Washington you're.

1311
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,160
Never gonna go.
It's the commanders I know a

1312
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,560
dumb name that is kind.
Of borderline militaristic,

1313
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:54,560
which is concerning well.
It is a huge leap and bound over

1314
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,800
their former name, which is a
slur I'm not even gonna say

1315
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,560
actually, OK.
It's that bad, Yeah.

1316
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,200
I'll tell you after the pocket,
OK?

1317
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,840
Tell me that tell.
Me off the air.

1318
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:07,280
OK, so Smasher pass.
If he were older, that would be

1319
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,760
a smash.
He's pretty cute.

1320
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,240
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he's pretty cute.

1321
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,520
He's he's got like a a kind,
kind eyes.

1322
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:13,840
Yeah.
He.

1323
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,480
Does actually I agree with you.
He's all in the eyes.

1324
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,720
I know much about him, but he's.
Window to the soul there.

1325
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,440
You go, yeah, All right.
How about this human?

1326
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,520
This is Justin Herbert.
Oh.

1327
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:28,080
Lightning bolt guy lightning
bolt lightning bolt again

1328
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,760
struggle with the American
cities and villages, beginning

1329
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:38,240
with L the the lightning bolts
from Oh God, you're never

1330
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,240
getting no clue.
This is the Chargers.

1331
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,360
Uh huh.
What do we think about Mr.

1332
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,600
Justin Herbert here?
I'm going to pass.

1333
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,720
Really.
Yeah.

1334
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,920
He's giving me, like,
Neanderthal vibes.

1335
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,960
So here's one thing I do know
about football.

1336
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:56,720
That time that, like, Travis
Doodad did the, like the caveman

1337
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,880
growl and you could see even her
face.

1338
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,560
She had the ick.
Yeah.

1339
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,040
And I just get those vibes.
I just.

1340
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,120
I don't like that.
I know it could be appealing,

1341
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,760
but I know.
OK, I don't think we're doing

1342
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,200
football again, even though
those logo guessing is pretty

1343
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,720
fun.
Maybe we'll just do that game.

1344
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,080
Are you smashing this man 100?
Percent.

1345
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,520
Don't you think he looks like a
young Brad Pitt I?

1346
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,520
Mean a wee bit, but yeah, I
don't.

1347
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,720
Just not feeling that all right.
I think it's pretty gorgeous.

1348
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,240
Well, that's good at least.
We don't like to see him, guys.

1349
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,480
Oh good.
Less competition, right?

1350
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,920
That's good.
All right, well, this is a 2

1351
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,920
Fer.
Oh my God.

1352
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,920
Or is this a threesome?
Are you suggesting A threesome

1353
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,640
or a foursome?
Oh goodness.

1354
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,680
Oh, yeah.
And I'm giving you somebody a

1355
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,320
little more age appropriate.
OK.

1356
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,720
This is a pair of Joes.
On the left.

1357
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:48,120
We have Joe Burrows, OK, the
quarterback for this team, but

1358
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,720
he's injured, so they have
grabbed this other quarterback.

1359
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,800
Joe this.
Young boy.

1360
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,560
No, no, the older one is the
older.

1361
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,000
One gotcha, Yeah.
And.

1362
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,360
He's been on a whole bunch of
other teams, but this is the

1363
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,720
team he's on now.
Oh.

1364
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,920
So they grabbed the old guy,
kind of like.

1365
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:06,040
That he's very talented, I.
Don't know my laughs and.

1366
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,000
Rights.
I'm so sorry, I should have

1367
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,720
pointed.
I think he played mostly for the

1368
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,720
Ravens back in the day, but he's
been on a few different teams

1369
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,760
and now he's on this team.
Can you guess what team it is

1370
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,400
from the logo?
I'm seeing a bee but it has

1371
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:23,000
tiger stripes.
Does so the Tigers from.

1372
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:29,000
Boise Oh my God, I don't.
Know like what?

1373
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,480
Again?
Struggling for the Times and

1374
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,600
Villages beginning Berkeley, the
Berkeley somebody.

1375
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,080
Oh my.
God, no.

1376
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:37,480
OK.
I'm.

1377
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,720
I'm delighted to my very core.
That is good.

1378
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,800
The B doesn't refer to the city
or state.

1379
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,760
The B is actually Broncos.
No, that's excited.

1380
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,920
Isn't there a Denver Broncos?
There are.

1381
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,120
Yeah.
Well done.

1382
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,080
Thank you.
This is actually the Cincinnati

1383
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:57,240
Bank Bengals like Bengal tigers.
Bengals.

1384
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,880
Bengals.
This just Americans say that

1385
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,640
interestingly.
Well, when referring to the

1386
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:08,240
specific sports team, yes.
So it's different from Bengals?

1387
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,520
I can't tell I.
Think we're saying the same

1388
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,760
thing we are but it's like
Bengal tiger.

1389
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,720
Yeah, like the vials is making
it weird for us though all.

1390
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,240
Right, So what do we think about
this pair of Joes?

1391
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,480
I'm gonna pass on the young Joe,
but I'd smash the older Joe.

1392
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,440
OK.
He's cute.

1393
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,720
What about you?
I think.

1394
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,280
He's quite cute as well.
Yeah, Joe Burrows is a little

1395
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280
young.
He's very good looking.

1396
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,080
But yeah, I agree, too fresh
faced.

1397
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,720
But our older Joe, absolutely.
All right, so it's decided it's

1398
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:41,480
a threesome, OK.
Cool, Joe, if you're listening.

1399
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:43,120
It's.
Your lucky day.

1400
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:46,040
It's your lucky day.
Sorry if you're married.

1401
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,440
No offense, I believe.
He actually is happily married

1402
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:49,600
with children.
I'm so.

1403
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,240
Sorry.
This is Joe.

1404
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,840
You know this.
It's a theoretical game.

1405
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,400
Obviously we're not going to
smash any of these men.

1406
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,200
No, that's all I have.
Nor are we soliciting

1407
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,960
invitations for threesomes with
football players, just to make

1408
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,600
that clear.
I mean make us an offer are.

1409
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:11,000
We though OK, fair, OK, fair.
That was fun.

1410
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,240
And I feel like, I feel like
that's the kind of preparation

1411
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,920
you need for your citizenship
test.

1412
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,840
Honestly, I think it's.
Really important it would be.

1413
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,840
More useful than singing 3
verses of the Star Spangled

1414
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,040
Banner, honestly.
You know 3.

1415
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,200
Verses, I tried to learn them
all.

1416
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,040
In fact, I was in deep panic
waiting on my interview that

1417
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,400
they were going to request.
They didn't, but there, there's

1418
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,600
a lot of verses.
Did You Know?

1419
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,320
I did know that, but I don't
know any of the verses other

1420
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,120
than the first one.
Yeah, wow, there you go.

1421
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,280
But I this would have been more
useful on a day-to-day basis

1422
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,000
because I could have like met
people in public transport, been

1423
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,360
like, hey, what do you think
about Joe the quarterback?

1424
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,200
Quite a move, right?
I mean, it's actually a really

1425
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,680
handy way to strike up
conversations with people.

1426
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,560
At least you're conversated.
Yeah, it could have conversated

1427
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,600
so.
All right.

1428
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,800
Thank.
You thank you.

1429
01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:00,080
This was a ton of fun it.
Was so good on so many levels I.

1430
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:04,280
Think we need to follow up this
discussion on dating profiles at

1431
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,760
another time, but I think we did
some good work here today, I

1432
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,360
think.
We did the sweet work of the

1433
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,240
baby Jesus here.
All right.

1434
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,800
Well, thanks everyone for
listening ML and this is Claire.

1435
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,120
We are the salty hoes and we
hope to see you next time.

1436
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,760
Bye, bye, bye.