April 7, 2026
Dating: The Game Where We're All Losers

Dating sucks for all of us, right? Whether you're a salty hoe or a salty bro, this process probably sometimes makes you feel like you're getting a colonoscopy sans anesthesia. What on Earth is wrong with dating, gender roles, and capitalism? Explaining this all is a tall order, but the Salty Hoes never back down from a challenge. We talk about Caliban. We talk about witches. We talk about the D. And a little bonus commentary on MomTok and how the patriarchy screws us all.